Hello

[Facsimile]

Hello everyone.

[oddguy]

Howdy Facs! Where ya been?

I bought ROTK today. Gotta love Middle Earth.

-oddguy

[Facsimile]

Hello oddguy. How have you been? Yes, ROTK was released here yesterday.
I have been away. Fault of the forums. But I am going to try to come back, if they will let me...

[Hobo]

Hi. Come into my gingerbread house...

[Mac the Janitor]

Finally, you're back. I missed you like...something. Yes.

[oddguy]

I am going to try to come back, if they will let me...

I don't see why 'they' wouldn't. It's good to have you back and if 'they' try to take you away I'll explode with rage!

-oddguy

[Facsimile]

Hi. Come into my gingerbread house...

Hello hobo. How are you going? I'm sorry I must decline your offer, I would prefer to stay in well lit, crowded areas around you.

Finally, you're back. I missed you like...something. Yes.

Hello Mac. I have missed you also. I trust you have been keeping well?

I don't see why 'they' wouldn't. It's good to have you back and if 'they' try to take you away I'll explode with rage!

Oh they wouldn't. They have more control than you think. But thank you for the support.

[Alcar]

Welcome back Fax

'They' is happy

Alcar...

[Facsimile]

Hello there Alcar. I haven't seen you in such a long time...
*Shifty eyes*
But you must know that they are not you. They are the unseen ones who prevent my access to these forums.

[Alcar]

Hmmmmm, but I am one of 'Them'.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Alcar...

[Fuzzles!]

Hello! I am new, but welcome back!

[Adder]

Well... I can't say I actualy noticed you were gone, but welcome back!

I would use Irish, but I've no idea of a re-welcome phrase. (something with "grá", or possibly "arÃ*s").

Uh, where's that dictionary...
*dives into a pile of ancient book*

[oddguy]

Aha! I knew Alcar was one of 'them!'

I noticed Fax was gone...

-oddguy

[Mac the Janitor]

Fax, were you banned? If so, why?

[oddguy]

I don't see any reason why our beloved Fax would be banned? Some members had trouble signing in...could this be one of those cases?

-oddguy

[Alcar]

Lol! This is an on-going joke between Fax and I. He was not banned. For some unknown reason he hasn't been able to access the forums, or any of our websites on this server. We've talked about it over MSN heaps.

This 'Them' thing, is merely Fax poking fun at the server which we reside on

Sheesh, people take things far to seriously.

Alcar...

[Mac the Janitor]

Can you blame me? I had no idea about your little inside joke.

[Alcar]

No I can't...

But still... Why would we ban him? Other than the fact he ruined my life and future marriages

Alcar...

[Mac the Janitor]

Hey, you're not the only one...look what he did to my dog!

LOOK AT IT!

[Facsimile]

Hello! I am new, but welcome back!

Hello Fuzzles. Thankyou.
And yes. Yes you are.

Well... I can't say I actualy noticed you were gone, but

Well then I didn't notice you were gone either.
As you can all I see I have matured greatly...

Fax, were you banned? If so, why?

No.

I don't see any reason why our beloved Fax would be banned? Some members had trouble signing in...could this be one of those cases?

Yes.

But still... Why would we ban him? Other than the fact he ruined my life and future marriages

Look we agreed we wanted no more kids and I couldn't afford your damn surgery!

Hey, you're not the only one...look what he did to my dog!

LOOK AT IT!

Mac, had you been around when I visited your house last week none of that would have happened, okay?! Don't go blaming me.
Don't look at me like that, Alcar.