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03-17-2012, 11:57 AM
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What forums allows me to force people to do my program request?

Let's say i want this program:abcdefghijklmopqrstvwz.
The first reply i get says: That program does not exist.
Then i say this application does this: in step 1, then 2, 3 ,4 etc order.
Then another user jumps in and say program it yourself in c++!
Then i get angry and say: program this for me. Follow my steps.

The next response should have a exe file in the attachment that does exactly what i want it to do.

I call those people slaves for doing my work for free. I never pay them!
I can't c++, then i must force someone to program it for me for free.
The others are c++ experts. They do my application utility tool program request by following what i describe it to do step by step in numbers.

I search for forums that exactly allows this.
I make a tool request then someone programs it for me in c++.
I never have to learn programming in c++ or any other language.
I am just that noob asking others to do my work. Because i can only say what it does step by step in numbers. They must listen to me and write it down in c++. Then post it in my thread, so i can use it then. It's exe file that does exactly what i want it to do. They could realise all my dreams then.

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the fuck
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03-17-2012, 12:04 PM
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Why would any forum cater to someone so demanding?
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03-17-2012, 12:04 PM
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I used to think our spambot detection was topnotch. This one's been here almost three years.
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03-17-2012, 12:05 PM
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I used to think our spambot detection was topnotch. This one's been here almost three years.
Maybe you should ask someone to program a better spamblocker
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03-17-2012, 12:09 PM
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Or demand it.
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03-17-2012, 12:20 PM
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Let's just make like North Korea and close OWF's fucking borders.
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03-17-2012, 12:36 PM
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Why should anyone make them for you? If anyone tells you to do it yourself, they have every right to.
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03-17-2012, 12:43 PM
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Why should anyone make them for you?
Then i thank them.
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If anyone tells you to do it yourself, they have every right to.
I can't do it because i don't have the required c++ skills needed for development of any complicated application program tool.
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03-17-2012, 12:49 PM
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OWF's full of easily brainwashed C++ experts. Just tell them if they do your bidding you'll give them a new Oddworld game. It's okay... only me and you can see this message.
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03-17-2012, 12:55 PM
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I fell asleep, what is this thread about?
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03-17-2012, 01:19 PM
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What is this thread about?
It's about links to other forums where requesting new tools to be programmed is allowed to ask.
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03-17-2012, 01:39 PM
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This thread is now about OANST's penis.

Discuss.
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03-17-2012, 02:07 PM
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This thread is now about OANST's penis.

Discuss.
It's probably shrivelled up, constantly disgruntled and bitter.

I kid!
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03-17-2012, 02:23 PM
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I thought something like this would be in a blog, not in a thread oh well. Also sorry I can't help you. ):


Even if I know what the hell was going on.
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03-17-2012, 02:25 PM
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Whaa?
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You could try the some sort of C++ forums and ask really really nicely. Otherwise, you're dreaming.
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I bet it tastes really salty.
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Then i thank them.
You don’t get something for nothing, and your thanks is worthless. Nobody is going to spend their time building a C++ app for you just to get a worthless thanks.
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This thread is now about OANST's penis.

Discuss.
We already have a thread for that. Discuss OANST's penis in there.



I'm wondering whether the OP in this thread contains some sort of obscure encoded message. Are there any forums out there where I can demand a cryptographer decode some text for me? I'll thank him afterwards!
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Let's just make like North Korea and close OWF's fucking borders.
If we're going to be North Korea then you'll be the first one into the concentration camps.

Also program OANST a better penis or something

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Please, I may as well be Kim Il bloody Sung.
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Even if you find someone willing to be your code bitch you'll still need to be able to write correct requirements you know? And by the looks of it, even that you are unable to do.

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North Korea is actually making some (relatively) significant leaps lately. They're actively seeking aid and food but only if all of the nuclear OANST's penises are shut down.
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@Xavier
I can't find one. Can you name some?
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Are you actually serious with this thread? Damn.
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Wonder how this is open still
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I can't find one. Can you name some?
do you want me to tie him down and whip the names out of him? can i dress as a German officer while i do it?
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You can try, but I will not speak!



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