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03-20-2004, 10:53 PM
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Look! Another newbie!
Hi, I'm new. No need to tell you my username again, you can all (hopefully) read. If you can't, shoot yourself. Repeatedly. I like Oddworld, cats, chinchillas and gothic rock bands. Now to wait for the n00bkillers to arrive.
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03-20-2004, 10:56 PM
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Hello.

I'd post more but I don't like typing without my WYSIWYG editor. Bastard Peter
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03-20-2004, 10:59 PM
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Now to wait for the n00bkillers to arrive.
who would do such a thing, killing noobs

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03-20-2004, 11:02 PM
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hi.
welcome, you.

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03-20-2004, 11:20 PM
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I'd post more but I don't like typing without my WYSIWYG editor. Bastard Peter
As long as it keeps you from destroying the fragile minds of newbies

But, welcome, new person... Yes...

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03-21-2004, 01:27 AM
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who would do such a thing, killing noobs
Argh! That's the most horrifying picture I've ever seen!
Eugh... cafene dependant recluse...
Hello, Bionic. Enjoy your stay here at the oddworld forums.
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03-21-2004, 09:56 AM
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Yes, hello there, you new little man/girl/boy/thing/ whatever.
I am your friendly Muse fanatic.


Hopefully you will enjoy your stay here and so on...

(...but do keep your distance from hobo... O_o.. he is... not like everyone else...)

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03-21-2004, 10:00 AM
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I'm better than everyone else who's replied thus far in this thread. Therefore, I need to think of a better way to welcome you. Which I can't think of, and shouldn't be bothered to think of, since I'm almighty and best. Do I sound either egottistical or arrogant yet?
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03-21-2004, 10:12 AM
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Hello.

I am awesome.

Give me bread.

Or possibly small chocolates.

Goodbye.


Oh yeah, uh, welcome to the forums.

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03-21-2004, 11:10 AM
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Thanks for the welcomes.. I think..
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03-21-2004, 02:13 PM
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Welcome! And thank you! I now have an excuse to post this ...

that always kills me!
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03-22-2004, 11:48 AM
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Oh my god thats hilarious!Sorry.Welcome to the forums!
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03-22-2004, 01:47 PM
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Welcome. Pig races in Moscow is on tv...just a sec.

I'm back...now have a good time at zee OWF or else.

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03-23-2004, 05:19 AM
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(...but do keep your distance from hobo... O_o.. he is... not like everyone else...)

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Shhhh! You'll scare him away from my special secret hut full of the bodies of last victims!
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03-23-2004, 05:46 AM
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Shhhh! You'll scare him away from my special secret hut full of the bodies of last victims!
Oh, so that's what that smell was. Anyway, welcome to the forums.

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