Newbie..
 

Hi, I'm new. No need to tell you my username again, you can all (hopefully) read. If you can't, shoot yourself. Repeatedly. I like Oddworld, cats, chinchillas and gothic rock bands. Now to wait for the n00bkillers to arrive.

Hello.

I'd post more but I don't like typing without my WYSIWYG editor. Bastard Peter

:eek: who would do such a thing, killing noobs :p

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...achmentid=1668

hi.
welcome, you.

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

As long as it keeps you from destroying the fragile minds of newbies ;)

But, welcome, new person... Yes... :D

Alcar...

Argh! That's the most horrifying picture I've ever seen!
Eugh... cafene dependant recluse...
Hello, Bionic. Enjoy your stay here at the oddworld forums.

Yes, hello there, you new little man/girl/boy/thing/ whatever.
I am your friendly Muse fanatic.
:p

Hopefully you will enjoy your stay here and so on...

(...but do keep your distance from hobo... O_o.. he is... not like everyone else...)

*runs away*

I'm better than everyone else who's replied thus far in this thread. Therefore, I need to think of a better way to welcome you. Which I can't think of, and shouldn't be bothered to think of, since I'm almighty and best. Do I sound either egottistical or arrogant yet?

Hello.

I am awesome.

Give me bread.

Or possibly small chocolates.

Goodbye.


Oh yeah, uh, welcome to the forums.

Thanks for the welcomes.. I think..

Welcome! And thank you! I now have an excuse to post this ...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/newbie5.jpg
that always kills me!

Oh my god thats hilarious!Sorry.Welcome to the forums!

Welcome. Pig races in Moscow is on tv...just a sec.

I'm back...now have a good time at zee OWF or else.

-oddguy :)

Shhhh! You'll scare him away from my special secret hut full of the bodies of last victims!

Oh, so that's what that smell was. Anyway, welcome to the forums.