Happy birthday, you young fart.

enchilado · #1 11-23-2010, 05:00 AM

Happy birthday OddjobAbe! I posted this at midnight so you could have the longest birthday possible. Enjoy it!

Also something is screwed somewhere. Your profile says you're forty, but the Calendar's birthday page says you're forty-two. The cake has forty candles, but if that's wrong I can draw you in another two.

MeechMunchie · #2 11-23-2010, 05:06 AM

Happy Birthday, you spring chicken!

It's tempting to put an invisible Rab C. Nesbitt or Laurel & Hardy video in this post.

OANST · #3 11-23-2010, 07:28 AM

Happy birthday, you old ragtime!

OddjobAbe · #4 11-23-2010, 08:28 AM

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I did notice an event in the Calendar recently for this date, unless I was hallucinating. If I wasn't, then I need to tell you that not a single one of us thinks of you like that. We all love you.

If I remember correctly, I posted that a very long time ago whilst both drunk* (hence the grammatical error) and irritable. I forgot about it until I read it. I was mortified and removed it immediately.

*I don't mean to steal your thunder, MA

I encourage anybody to post any invisible Rab or Laurel and Hardy videos. I really do.

And talking of ragtime, we sold our player piano on Sunday (but we carefully went through people we knew who might want it first so that we could still see it), because it was taking up too much space, and it barely got used.

enchilado · #5 11-23-2010, 08:32 AM

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If I remember correctly, I posted that a very long time ago whilst both drunk* (hence the grammatical error) and irritable. I forgot about it until I read it. I was mortified and removed it immediately.

Good to hear - I wasn't sure what to make of it.

abe619 · #6 11-23-2010, 01:16 PM

Slappy Flakslay!!

MA · #7 11-23-2010, 01:18 PM

happy birthday, mate. hope you get plenty of socks and brandy. ITS ALL A MAN NEEDS

Ridg3 · #8 11-23-2010, 01:18 PM

Happy Birthday you senile old cunt.

OddjobAbe · #9 11-23-2010, 01:21 PM

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happy birthday, mate. hope you get plenty of socks and brandy. ITS ALL A MAN NEEDS

It certainly is. As long as I have something to keep my feet and my stomach warm, I'm content.

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Happy Birthday you senile old cunt.

I'm not quite senile yet. I only watch two televisions simultaneously as opposed to the regular three.

shaman · #10 11-23-2010, 02:55 PM

Regale me with how you got those stones all the way to Salisbury Plains.

Also, happy birthday.

Alf Shall Rise · #11 11-23-2010, 03:14 PM

Happy birthday sir

Asmoden · #12 11-23-2010, 04:27 PM

Even though you antagonize me... happy birthday

***Nate*** · #13 11-23-2010, 06:40 PM

Happy birthday, you 14 year-old with delusions of grandeur!

ziggy · #14 11-24-2010, 11:48 AM

Happy birthday man! Is it true that your life really begins at 40?

Mr. Bungle · #15 11-24-2010, 05:30 PM

Happy Birthday, man. Have a good one, and enjoy plenty of Zappa.

Phylum · #16 11-24-2010, 08:35 PM

I cannot think of anything witty to say (in responce to anything posted or otherwise).

Happy Birthday!

OddjobAbe · #17 11-25-2010, 06:38 AM

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Happy birthday man! Is it true that your life really begins at 40?

No. I feel half-dead.

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Happy Birthday, man. Have a good one, and enjoy plenty of Zappa.

That's a certainty. To treat myself, I bought myself Wazoo.

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I cannot think of anything witty to say (in responce to anything posted or otherwise).

Happy Birthday!

You ponce.
You see, I did it for you. I hope you don't mind.

Dynamithix · #18 11-25-2010, 06:48 AM

Happy (late) birthday OddjobAbe!

STM · #19 11-28-2010, 08:28 AM

Hey hope you had a good one. Penis.