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enchilado 11-23-2010 05:00 AM
Happy birthday, you young fart.
 
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Happy birthday OddjobAbe! I posted this at midnight so you could have the longest birthday possible. Enjoy it!

Also something is screwed somewhere. Your profile says you're forty, but the Calendar's birthday page says you're forty-two. The cake has forty candles, but if that's wrong I can draw you in another two.

MeechMunchie 11-23-2010 05:06 AM
Happy Birthday, you spring chicken!

It's tempting to put an invisible Rab C. Nesbitt or Laurel & Hardy video in this post.

OANST 11-23-2010 07:28 AM
Happy birthday, you old ragtime!

OddjobAbe 11-23-2010 08:28 AM
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I did notice an event in the Calendar recently for this date, unless I was hallucinating. If I wasn't, then I need to tell you that not a single one of us thinks of you like that. We all love you.
If I remember correctly, I posted that a very long time ago whilst both drunk* (hence the grammatical error) and irritable. I forgot about it until I read it. I was mortified and removed it immediately.

*I don't mean to steal your thunder, MA

I encourage anybody to post any invisible Rab or Laurel and Hardy videos. I really do.

And talking of ragtime, we sold our player piano on Sunday (but we carefully went through people we knew who might want it first so that we could still see it), because it was taking up too much space, and it barely got used.

enchilado 11-23-2010 08:32 AM
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If I remember correctly, I posted that a very long time ago whilst both drunk* (hence the grammatical error) and irritable. I forgot about it until I read it. I was mortified and removed it immediately.
Good to hear - I wasn't sure what to make of it. :)

abe619 11-23-2010 01:16 PM
Slappy Flakslay!!

MA 11-23-2010 01:18 PM
happy birthday, mate. hope you get plenty of socks and brandy. ITS ALL A MAN NEEDS

Ridg3 11-23-2010 01:18 PM
Happy Birthday you senile old cunt.

OddjobAbe 11-23-2010 01:21 PM
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happy birthday, mate. hope you get plenty of socks and brandy. ITS ALL A MAN NEEDS
It certainly is. As long as I have something to keep my feet and my stomach warm, I'm content.
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Happy Birthday you senile old cunt.
I'm not quite senile yet. I only watch two televisions simultaneously as opposed to the regular three.

shaman 11-23-2010 02:55 PM
Regale me with how you got those stones all the way to Salisbury Plains.

Also, happy birthday.

Alf Shall Rise 11-23-2010 03:14 PM
Happy birthday sir

Asmoden 11-23-2010 04:27 PM
Even though you antagonize me... happy birthday:spin:

Nate 11-23-2010 06:40 PM
Happy birthday, you 14 year-old with delusions of grandeur!

ziggy 11-24-2010 11:48 AM
Happy birthday man! Is it true that your life really begins at 40?

Mr. Bungle 11-24-2010 05:30 PM
Happy Birthday, man. Have a good one, and enjoy plenty of Zappa.

Phylum 11-24-2010 08:35 PM
I cannot think of anything witty to say (in responce to anything posted or otherwise).

Happy Birthday!

OddjobAbe 11-25-2010 06:38 AM
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Happy birthday man! Is it true that your life really begins at 40?
No. I feel half-dead.
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Happy Birthday, man. Have a good one, and enjoy plenty of Zappa.
That's a certainty. To treat myself, I bought myself Wazoo.
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I cannot think of anything witty to say (in responce to anything posted or otherwise).

Happy Birthday!
You ponce.
You see, I did it for you. I hope you don't mind.

Dynamithix 11-25-2010 06:48 AM
Happy (late) birthday OddjobAbe!

STM 11-28-2010 08:28 AM
Hey hope you had a good one. Penis.