my jokes

sligface202 · #1 02-14-2002, 07:34 PM

here is some of my jokes that i know.
Q.I ran over a squirell yesterday...u no how i knew i ran over it?
A.I heard it's nuts crack!
Q.What happens when u cross a cow,butchers knife,and a grill?
A.Roast Beef!
Q.Where do pigs shop?
A.At porkshops!
Q.What happens when u cross a bun and a dog?
A.A hot dog!
Q.What would frogs say if they worked at mcdonald?
A.Would u like flies wit dat!?
those r only SOME of my jokes...i will be posting up some more when i think of other jokes!
P.S.tell me if u liked them or not!

•[cyrus]• · #2 02-14-2002, 07:42 PM

I really laughed at the squirel one, and the frog one.

Even though the first one was a J.R. High-passby Joke, I really laughed at the reading.....

Mudokon101...

Teal · #3 02-15-2002, 05:49 AM

Hm. I don't know if it's just because I'm growing up and boring, but...

For future reference, these should be in Offtopic.

*waves arm for Mod-in-digger* All right, we got one that needs moving...!

Sl'askia · #4 02-15-2002, 11:05 AM

*cracks knuckles* Yep...this one is an Off-Topic one...
Now if I can figure out how to move topics here now...ah there it is....
*moves topic to Off-Topic*

ODDBODD · #5 02-15-2002, 11:41 AM

how funny is that i just reccently went to fan corner and found this here and i left to off-topic and i find the same post... i thought it was hounting me.

Squirrel one is funny the rest are too kiddish

MunchOnThis · #6 02-15-2002, 12:31 PM

The squrriel one is very funny!

The rest r O.K,but that squrriel one's classic! *laughs uncontoillably* ahem..sorry.

dark_xinos · #7 02-24-2002, 06:34 PM

Yep, squirrlil and porkshop. [usaly dont laugh at "porkshop" type jokes]

Gluk Schmuck · #8 02-24-2002, 08:16 PM

Your jokes are better than Gosford Park and your poem put together!