my jokes
 

here is some of my jokes that i know.
Q.I ran over a squirell yesterday...u no how i knew i ran over it?
A.I heard it's nuts crack!
Q.What happens when u cross a cow,butchers knife,and a grill?
A.Roast Beef!
Q.Where do pigs shop?
A.At porkshops!
Q.What happens when u cross a bun and a dog?
A.A hot dog!
Q.What would frogs say if they worked at mcdonald?
A.Would u like flies wit dat!?
those r only SOME of my jokes...i will be posting up some more when i think of other jokes!
P.S.tell me if u liked them or not!:lol:

SligFace202's Jokes
 

:lol:
I really laughed at the squirel one, and the frog one.

Even though the first one was a J.R. High-passby Joke, I really laughed at the reading.....
:lol:


Mudokon101...

Hm. I don't know if it's just because I'm growing up and boring, but...

For future reference, these should be in Offtopic.

*waves arm for Mod-in-digger* All right, we got one that needs moving...!

how funny is that i just reccently went to fan corner and found this here and i left to off-topic and i find the same post... i thought it was hounting me.

Squirrel one is funny the rest are too kiddish

Sligface202's Jokes.
 

:lol: :lol: The squrriel one is very funny!:D
The rest r O.K,but that squrriel one's classic! *laughs uncontoillably* ahem..sorry.
:D

Yep, squirrlil and porkshop. [usaly dont laugh at "porkshop" type jokes]:D

Your jokes are better than Gosford Park and your poem put together!