Fuck man

[Daxter King]

Why dont we have an E3 thread? This is the E3 thread now.

So MS is having a conference about Kinect(natal), and Kameo 2 is being made for it. I love this news as this means Rare is still making games and not just shit avatar add ons, and I fucking love Kameo. Fuck yes.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Kameo was fun and clever and pretty. Natal is unoriginal and pretty. Rare is tops. Good news.

[Daxter King]

Apparently some tweeted incorrectly, its Kameo 1 with Kinect controls. This makes me sad. A Star Wars lightsaber game was shown though.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Fuck. It seems almost pointless. If they really wanted to show off their new toy they should have used Katamari Damacy while Rare worked on Kameo 2. Come on. Kinect is worse than Natal.

[Josh]

THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS THE PORTAL 2 EVENT.

Which is no longer happening. I'll go and stare at the wall now.

[Hazel-Rah]

Oh yeah I remember Kameo that game WAS pretty, god what took them so long to make a sequel?

[moxco]

What took OddWorld Inhabitants so long to not make another sequel?

[Crashpunk]

Josh your right. Valve are apparently not going to be there...

[Havoc]

Any read about MS's latest copying spree? The Xbox 360 Slim.

[Bullet Magnet]

1: Looks like the lovechild of the 360 and its mother.

2: If they've fixed the bricking problems with the new design, it is worth it.

[Daxter King]

Are you implying redesigning hard ware is copying? You dumbshit.

Halo Reach and Gears 3 looked great. So does Crysis 2 and Bulletstorm. When is Valve's thingy?

[Disgruntled Intern]

I really like the revamped 360. It will match my tv and furniture, it's got built in WiFi, and the hard drive is fucking huge. And it's still cheap. Come on, what's to bitch about?

[Hazel-Rah]

I hope to god they shed some more light on The Last Guardian, anything at all!

Also I'm waiting patiently for some Resistance 3 info.

[OANST]

I hope to god they shed some more light on The Last Guardian, anything at all!

Also I'm waiting patiently for some Resistance 3 info.

The only thing that I'm waiting for is The Last Guardian info. That's it. Everything else can die.

[Daxter King]

Even Valve's surprise?

[OANST]

Valve's surprise is ruined for me, as it's only going to be more info about Portal 2 which they've already announced is pushed back to 2011.

[Daxter King]

Didn't they cancel Portal 2 event for another surprise? Or was that just a marketing ploy?

[OANST]

They said that the Portal 2 event was cancelled, but they would have a surprise. Wild speculation about Half-Life 3 and Source 2 started so Gabe Newell made an all caps announcement that the surprise is Portal 2 related.

[Mac Sirloin]

Microsoft had a really shitty show.
I'm not looking forward to anything that was announced.
That is all.

[Daxter King]

They said that the Portal 2 event was cancelled, but they would have a surprise. Wild speculation about Half-Life 3 and Source 2 started so Gabe Newell made an all caps announcement that the surprise is Portal 2 related.

Well fuck his shit. They better be holding off Episode 3 so they can announce it the same year it comes out.

[Disgruntled Intern]

It makes me laugh that people still get excited about anything Valve related. Yeah, they might announce something, but that doesn't mean you're going to be playing it in the next three years.

[Havoc]

Are you implying redesigning hard ware is copying? You dumbshit.

The idea (and even the name, come on) is stolen from Sony, you dumbshit.

PS3 Slim ring a bell?

[Disgruntled Intern]

You're fucking dense, Havoc. Saying that Microsoft is stealing from Sony because they're slimming down their console [which is something we've all been asking for since forever] is like saying that Sony is stealing from computers for putting their games on discs.

It's called progress. As far as the name goes, what should they call it?

[Havoc]

Something not THAT obviously copied?

[Daxter King]

Ignoring Havoc.

Wow, I was surprised at the quality of Ubisoft's conference. Everything they showed with Kinect impressed and excited me more than anything at Microsoft's conference. Also, the new Ghost recon looks awesome.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Ghost Recon is always good.

Ignoring Havoc.

He's just so unintentionally stupid. I feel bad for him sometimes.

[Spirrow]

Personally. I'm looking forward to the release of Crysis 2. I heard it may be released on consoles. (where have I heard that one before.) But seriously, thanks to the incredible lacking power of consoles, the game is going to utilize cryengine 3 (a downshifted version of the CE2 for PC) which literally llooks like shit compared to OANST's sig.

But then again maybe they'll release an all beautiful version for the pc which crashes your pc every time you so much as look at it the wrong way.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I'm pretty sure I just read in OXM that it is in fact destined for the 360.

[Hazel-Rah]

I've been reading about that new Xbox and I'm disappointed to hear that you know longer get a three year warranty! I guess they're pretty confident in the quality of this new design. Well I'm from Massachusetts, the show me state, so show me you've gotten the failure rate below 30% and then I'll buy one.

Also the built-in WiFi is a BIG plus and I think it's hilarious that Sony finally started including HDMI cables with their systems and MS decides to suddenly stop doing that >_>

[Havoc]

Ignoring Havoc.

You can't ignore me forever, bitch!

Seriously, if I ran a company I would go out of my way to be original with my product names. Call it the Mini-box or whatever but don't copy the term your competitor has been using for multiple years.

It's kinda like naming the next Windows version Windows Leopard or something. Fancy name? Sure. Fucking stupid business move? Absolutely.