I herd on the news that Elvas Presly is alive!

paramiteabe · #1 02-16-2002, 01:14 AM

I dident believe it at first but Elvas is alive. He faked his death over 60 years ago and changed his name. I heard this on the news. Talk about odd.

MunchOnThis · #2 02-16-2002, 09:01 PM

They say Elvis Lives Don't they?

Jacob · #3 02-16-2002, 09:17 PM

I heard that Gary Glitter was in prison in Brazil...he isn't...he's in Brazil...but not in prison...moral...dont believe everything u hear.

Sydney · #4 02-16-2002, 09:21 PM

Is it true Gary Glitter went to prison because computer technicians discovered gigs of child porn on his computer when he left it to get it fixed? Sick bastard.

Jacob · #5 02-16-2002, 09:50 PM

And then when he was in one of our prisons he complained he was getting picked on and beaten up (Not surprising really) by the other inmates...so they took him out. And then he flew to Brazil cos Child pornography is legal over there...and thats were he now lives. Grrrrr...

Joe the Intern · #6 02-16-2002, 10:28 PM

Not to be isulting, but you believe this? What news show was this on?

Jacob · #7 02-16-2002, 10:39 PM

The subject speaks for itself...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #8 02-17-2002, 08:01 PM

Like Morgan, I am a bit cynical about this one... I mean, come on. How can you believe such a thing? They always say this in tabloid papers (i.e Weekly World New, National Enquirer) but it is always fake... Where did you hear this, any way?

Surfacing · #9 02-18-2002, 02:20 AM

That's a load of bull! Elvis is dead i have seen pictures of him dead in his coffin.

abe22 · #10 02-18-2002, 02:28 AM

I also agree with Joe, Mel and Surf I mean how could you believe in that crap it's all fake and he's not going to come back.

ODDBODD · #11 02-18-2002, 08:14 AM

you heard wrong..

Christiphor Skase on the other hand could be alive though

Steve · #12 02-18-2002, 09:44 PM

to quote the onion: "elvis found dead which raises the question, is elvis alive?"

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #13 02-18-2002, 10:00 PM

That's scary....

sligface202 · #14 02-18-2002, 10:41 PM

hey u never know that could be someone that LOOKS like Elvis Presley

Danny · #15 02-19-2002, 07:46 PM

Elvis is living in a flat in Dudley with John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, and Freddie Mercury...

Yachiro · #16 02-19-2002, 10:36 PM

I'll believe it when I see it.

mitsur · #17 02-19-2002, 11:47 PM

He died 25 years ago!how could he fake a death for 50 years when he died 25 years ago?!? Huh? How?

Majic · #18 02-20-2002, 01:41 AM

wait a darn second, i thought he like dissapeared and was seen in a BK.... wait, i never know stuff anyway but im confused...

ODDBODD · #19 02-20-2002, 07:05 AM

you think that he would be a tad OLD.. and why would you fake your own death anyways. Not the whole publicity nonsense because thats just craptalk. If you saw him he must have some wrinkles

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #20 02-20-2002, 02:33 PM

If he faked his death, he would of been arrested because that's illegal.

paramiteabe · #21 02-20-2002, 03:09 PM

All right I herd this on the new's last week. It wasan't Weekly World News or National Enquire. It was the actual news. A friend of mine told this to me and I was like yea and I saw Santa walking down the street with his 8 tiny raindeer. I thought it was a lot of B/S too when I herd it. It wasant until I started hearing from other people. Then I said to myself ok something is up so I went to the news and I herd on the new's. But of coarse I really don't believe in it.

ODDBODD · #22 02-21-2002, 10:47 AM

if he was alive the word would have spread out dead fast... mesa thinks this is a hoax

Whistling kettle · #23 02-22-2002, 01:15 PM

I don't believe that elvis is alive.

Sl'askia · #24 02-22-2002, 02:26 PM

*puts on her special sunglasses and readies the memory eraser thingy (from 'Men in Black').* Nah...he just went back to his home planet. *activites device**blinding light* You didn't see Elvis...just an evil clone of him.

Spider: *takes off sunglasses*Wish you would WARN me before you use that thing!

Sorry...

***Xavier*** · #25 02-22-2002, 02:56 PM

he's still alive in our harts
lol

MunchOnThis · #26 02-23-2002, 08:02 AM

I don't think he's alive,so why should he bother faking his own death? Besides if he was alive word would have spread by now and he be put in prision,as faking your own death is apprently illegal. So I wonder how he could be alive.........*scratches head and thinks hard*

But like Xavier says he's still alive in our hearts.

dark_xinos · #27 02-23-2002, 12:16 PM

Why would he fake his own death? Bisides, by that time he was quite big... So i dont think he could of sneekt out... Soryy. They did find him dead. Are you sure you dident just say that thing about the news just to start a discution of confition amongs the forum users?

Whistling kettle · #28 02-23-2002, 06:18 PM

Yes, Xavier is right, elvis is only alive in our harts.
*looks at his chest* Yes he can be there *looks again* creepy!