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paramiteabe 02-16-2002 01:14 AM

I herd on the news that Elvas Presly is alive!
 
I dident believe it at first but Elvas is alive. He faked his death over 60 years ago and changed his name. I heard this on the news. Talk about odd.

MunchOnThis 02-16-2002 09:01 PM

They say Elvis Lives Don't they? :D

Jacob 02-16-2002 09:17 PM

!!!!
 
I heard that Gary Glitter was in prison in Brazil...he isn't...he's in Brazil...but not in prison...moral...dont believe everything u hear.

Sydney 02-16-2002 09:21 PM

Is it true Gary Glitter went to prison because computer technicians discovered gigs of child porn on his computer when he left it to get it fixed? Sick bastard.

Jacob 02-16-2002 09:50 PM

Yup...
 
And then when he was in one of our prisons he complained he was getting picked on and beaten up (Not surprising really) by the other inmates...so they took him out. And then he flew to Brazil cos Child pornography is legal over there...and thats were he now lives. Grrrrr...

Joe the Intern 02-16-2002 10:28 PM

Not to be isulting, but you believe this? What news show was this on?

Jacob 02-16-2002 10:39 PM

That Question aimed at me?
 
The subject speaks for itself...

Melvin:squeeking paramite 02-17-2002 08:01 PM

Sure..
 
Like Morgan, I am a bit cynical about this one... I mean, come on. How can you believe such a thing? They always say this in tabloid papers (i.e Weekly World New, National Enquirer) but it is always fake... Where did you hear this, any way?

Surfacing 02-18-2002 02:20 AM

That's a load of bull! Elvis is dead i have seen pictures of him dead in his coffin.

abe22 02-18-2002 02:28 AM

I also agree with Joe, Mel and Surf I mean how could you believe in that crap it's all fake and he's not going to come back.

ODDBODD 02-18-2002 08:14 AM

you heard wrong..

Christiphor Skase on the other hand could be alive though

Steve 02-18-2002 09:44 PM

to quote the onion: "elvis found dead which raises the question, is elvis alive?"

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-18-2002 10:00 PM

That's scary....

sligface202 02-18-2002 10:41 PM

hey u never know that could be someone that LOOKS like Elvis Presley

Danny 02-19-2002 07:46 PM

Elvis is living in a flat in Dudley with John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, and Freddie Mercury...

Yachiro 02-19-2002 10:36 PM

I'll believe it when I see it.

mitsur 02-19-2002 11:47 PM

Thats STUPID!
 
He died 25 years ago!how could he fake a death for 50 years when he died 25 years ago?!? Huh? How?

Majic 02-20-2002 01:41 AM

wait a darn second, i thought he like dissapeared and was seen in a BK.... wait, i never know stuff anyway but im confused...

ODDBODD 02-20-2002 07:05 AM

you think that he would be a tad OLD.. and why would you fake your own death anyways. Not the whole publicity nonsense because thats just craptalk. If you saw him he must have some wrinkles

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-20-2002 02:33 PM

If he faked his death, he would of been arrested because that's illegal.

paramiteabe 02-20-2002 03:09 PM

All right I herd this on the new's last week. It wasan't Weekly World News or National Enquire. It was the actual news. A friend of mine told this to me and I was like yea and I saw Santa walking down the street with his 8 tiny raindeer. I thought it was a lot of B/S too when I herd it. It wasant until I started hearing from other people. Then I said to myself ok something is up so I went to the news and I herd on the new's. But of coarse I really don't believe in it.

ODDBODD 02-21-2002 10:47 AM

if he was alive the word would have spread out dead fast... mesa thinks this is a hoax

Whistling kettle 02-22-2002 01:15 PM

I don't believe that elvis is alive.

Sl'askia 02-22-2002 02:26 PM

*puts on her special sunglasses and readies the memory eraser thingy (from 'Men in Black').* Nah...he just went back to his home planet. *activites device**blinding light* You didn't see Elvis...just an evil clone of him.

Spider: *takes off sunglasses*Wish you would WARN me before you use that thing!

Sorry...

Xavier 02-22-2002 02:56 PM

he's still alive in our harts
lol

MunchOnThis 02-23-2002 08:02 AM

I don't think he's alive,so why should he bother faking his own death? Besides if he was alive word would have spread by now and he be put in prision,as faking your own death is apprently illegal. So I wonder how he could be alive.........*scratches head and thinks hard*

But like Xavier says he's still alive in our hearts.

dark_xinos 02-23-2002 12:16 PM

Why would he fake his own death? Bisides, by that time he was quite big... So i dont think he could of sneekt out... Soryy. They did find him dead. Are you sure you dident just say that thing about the news just to start a discution of confition amongs the forum users?:fuzconf:

Whistling kettle 02-23-2002 06:18 PM

Yes, Xavier is right, elvis is only alive in our harts.
*looks at his chest* Yes he can be there *looks again* creepy!