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  #241  
04-23-2011, 02:11 AM
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So a one-night stand is just, let's fuck, that's it, show's over?
Pretty much. As long as you don't have to leave as soon as you're done, it's not too bad.
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04-23-2011, 02:17 AM
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Something new.
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04-23-2011, 03:13 AM
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So, you guys made a thread like this,
ain't this subject a popular medium.
And though this would surprise anyone else,
I can't help but feel you're falling into tedium.
Why are you suddenly here again?
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04-23-2011, 04:46 AM
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So lonely right Dixy.
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04-23-2011, 05:17 AM
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Ohai guys what did I miss? D:

Eh I'm not immensely interested in sex. The foreplay is much more fun. And the feeling of being full of energy again after the act despite being exhausted. That always confuses me, but hey, it's better than caffeine.
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04-23-2011, 07:50 AM
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I enjoy foreplay just as much as sex but foreplay doesen't lead to actual sex everytime with me.
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04-23-2011, 08:02 AM
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well that's good to know.
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I hate foreplay. It bores me.
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04-23-2011, 08:34 AM
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I hate it when they're not tied up. It bores me.
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I hate foreplay. It bores me.
Ok I don't understand how you find it boring but each to their own

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I hate it when they're not tied up. It bores me.
It don't bore me. But it's fun to get tied up
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04-23-2011, 08:51 AM
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My GF doesn't like foreplay. Damn her.
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04-23-2011, 09:37 AM
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Ok I don't understand how you find it boring but each to their own
I also don't like giving or receiving oral sex.

I always just like getting stuck in.
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04-23-2011, 09:39 AM
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What?! Giving oral sex is just about the best thing ever.
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I enjoying giving head but I definately prefer recieveing.
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04-23-2011, 09:54 AM
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Giving head was fun, but that's not the oral sex I was talking about.
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Maybe this sounds silly for me to say but giving oral sex to a female was one of the most horrible thing I've ever done.
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04-23-2011, 10:20 AM
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Each to their own.
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04-23-2011, 11:12 AM
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Maybe this sounds silly for me to say but giving oral sex to a female was one of the most horrible thing I've ever done.
I can't remember whom, either WoF or Sekto told me that it isn't bad as long as she's...sanitary.

Regardless, my stand on oral sex remains. Having saliva drooping from my nads isn't a sight I'd like to behold.
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04-23-2011, 11:18 AM
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I totally agree, neither do I want to lick out some girls pussy, it just doesn't appeal to me...
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I can't remember whom, either WoF or Sekto told me that it isn't bad as long as she's...sanitary.
It's great, to be honest. I'm kinda shocked how much things have changed compared to about ten years ago. Back then, most girls seemed fine with it, it was just sucking a dick they didn't like. Now it's the dick sucking that seems expected, but when you offer to return the favor, they seem reluctant. Do it right though, and they are very thankful.
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I can't remember whom, either WoF or Sekto told me that it isn't bad as long as she's...sanitary.
I understand there are napkins for that.
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It's great, to be honest. I'm kinda shocked how much things have changed compared to about ten years ago. Back then, most girls seemed fine with it, it was just sucking a dick they didn't like. Now it's the dick sucking that seems expected, but when you offer to return the favor, they seem reluctant. Do it right though, and they are very thankful.
Really? I've never known any girl to be like that.
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Girls nowadays are hornier than guys.

It's like...'let's go again!' three hours later and... and I just don't want to.
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It's ok Dix, that's it, ease it all out! Need someone to talk to?
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