The NEW! Sex Thread -

Strike Witch · #**211** 04-22-2011, 08:03 AM

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I can inform you that Chris can perform very well

He lasts after numerous ejaculations.

Aha, scientific proof he's just a big girl.

gishygleb · #**212** 04-22-2011, 09:15 AM

Chris is a woman?

Sekto Springs · #**213** 04-22-2011, 09:20 AM

You guys are just trying to get me to post pictures of my penis.

gishygleb · #**214** 04-22-2011, 09:24 AM

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You guys are just trying to get me to post pictures of my penis.

Freak! There are alot of the same pictures and videos in Internet.

STM · #**215** 04-22-2011, 09:29 AM

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Ben Elton suggested (in Blast From The Past) that smoking after sex was a habit formed in order to avoid awkward smalltalk after sex. Seems logical to me.

Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

Emesdee · #**216** 04-22-2011, 10:04 AM

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Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

One night stands.

JennyGenesis · #**217** 04-22-2011, 10:06 AM

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Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

(replacing girlfriend with boyfriend)

*puts hand up*

Wings of Fire · #**218** 04-22-2011, 10:13 AM

I stayed up for hours after sex to talk even when I did have a one night stand. And earlier with my boyfriend I stayed up pretty much all night.

JennyGenesis · #**219** 04-22-2011, 11:27 AM

I've only ever had 1 one night stand. It was awful. I was straight outa the house as soon as it was over. The only time I've ever had sex and wanted it to be over quickly and wanting to be elsewhere.

EDIT:It isn't the only time in my life I've had sex just to clear things up

Sekto Springs · #**220** 04-22-2011, 11:40 AM

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Freak! There are alot of the same pictures and videos in Internet.

Mine's better.

JennyGenesis · #**221** 04-22-2011, 11:46 AM

I'm sure you would satisfy many of us if you did it.

Sekto Springs · #**222** 04-22-2011, 12:16 PM

I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

Bullet Magnet · #**223** 04-22-2011, 12:33 PM

Is it particularly unusual for hominids? If it has a flattened end for scooping out the semen of rival males, for instance, then I am interested in seeing it. Or has a bone to serve the function of erectile tissue, as with most mammals?

Dixanadu · #**224** 04-22-2011, 01:09 PM

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Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

I did. Pillow talk is nice.

STM · #**225** 04-22-2011, 01:18 PM

So lonely right Dixy.

JennyGenesis · #**226** 04-22-2011, 02:06 PM

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I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

Pilot · #**227** 04-22-2011, 02:09 PM

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Maybe I should hold a poll.

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Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

I would be honored to photoshop Chris holding his poll.

Wings of Fire · #**228** 04-22-2011, 02:12 PM

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I've only ever had 1 one night stand. It was awful. I was straight outa the house as soon as it was over. The only time I've ever had sex and wanted it to be over quickly and wanting to be elsewhere.

Mine was at a university field trip. It was exciting, tender and guiltless.

JennyGenesis · #**229** 04-22-2011, 02:14 PM

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I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

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Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

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I would be honored to photoshop Chris holding his poll.

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Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

This was in response to

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Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis.

Wings of Fire · #**230** 04-22-2011, 02:16 PM

I don't think Pilot cares.

***Nate*** · #**231** 04-22-2011, 06:18 PM

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Mine was at a university field trip. It was exciting, tender and guiltless.

It's not a one night stand if it's someone you remain in friendly contact with afterwards.

Wings of Fire · #**232** 04-22-2011, 07:13 PM

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It's not a one night stand if it's someone you remain in friendly contact with afterwards.

What on earth is that? A friend with benefit singular?

MarsMudoken · #**233** 04-22-2011, 07:25 PM

So, you guys made a thread like this,
ain't this subject a popular medium.
And though this would surprise anyone else,
I can't help but feel you're falling into tedium.

Wings of Fire · #**234** 04-22-2011, 08:14 PM

Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Nobody likes you
Go and die

Mine rolls off the tongue better.

gishygleb · #**235** 04-22-2011, 09:43 PM

Bla-bla-bla(it isn't flood).
Somebody told that there wouldn't be fetish.

***Nate*** · #**236** 04-22-2011, 09:58 PM

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What on earth is that? A friend with benefit singular?

A fling.

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Bla-bla-bla(it isn't flood).
Somebody told that there wouldn't be fetish.

That someone was you. If you don't like this thread, don't read it.

gishygleb · #**237** 04-22-2011, 10:00 PM

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That someone was you. If you don't like this thread, don't read it.

That someone was 3 people.

Strike Witch · #**238** 04-22-2011, 10:33 PM

So a one-night stand is just, let's fuck, that's it, show's over?

gishygleb · #**239** 04-22-2011, 10:36 PM

Hentai, yaoi or yuri?

***Nate*** · #**240** 04-22-2011, 11:26 PM

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That someone was 3 people.

No, it was only you. And even if anyone else had requested a moratorium of fetishes, they wouldn't still be complaining. Because the rest of our members are mature enough to simply avoid things they don't like.

Like I said, if you don't like this thread, don't post in it.