If you had a Time Machine, where would you go? -

Bullet Magnet · #**211** 02-20-2010, 08:55 AM

I'd go back to Uri Geller's earliest performances and replace his spoons with regular, unprepared spoons.

abe619 · #**212** 02-20-2010, 12:29 PM

no i don't have that pregnancy fetish whatever though i wouldn't mind fat women, but i was refering to giantess as in tall and wide equally, so not exactly fat.

EDIT: @Bullet Magnet: there is a Uri?
i thought there was only Monica and Ross.

Wings of Fire · #**213** 02-20-2010, 12:31 PM

You are aware that the human race has gotten steadily taller throughout the last few thousand years?

abe619 · #**214** 02-20-2010, 12:37 PM

no, generation by generation we were becoming shorter since Adam and Eve, but till now we have kept a static height over the past 1900 yrs.

Grieva · #**215** 02-20-2010, 12:48 PM

humans have maintained a steady height genetically for a looooong time, but in the past people were shorter on average due to malnutrition

Wings of Fire · #**216** 02-20-2010, 12:55 PM

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no, generation by generation we were becoming shorter since Adam and Eve,

Oh right, we're swapping fairytales.

My bad.

abe619 · #**217** 02-20-2010, 01:24 PM

even if i am wrong, that doesn't mean they weren't hot(back then, absoloutly not right now).

Grieva · #**218** 02-20-2010, 01:28 PM

I suppose it depends on how much personal hygiene matters to you, they wouldn't have any

abe619 · #**219** 02-20-2010, 02:00 PM

who needs soap, when you've got digestive juices?

Munch's Master · #**220** 02-20-2010, 02:31 PM

I think I'd use a time machine to go back and remove whatever triggered abe619's vore fetish, sparing myself such mental images.

***Nate*** · #**221** 02-20-2010, 03:56 PM

Abe619, one day you will grow mature enough to understand when it's appropriate to discuss your deepest desires and when it isn't. Until that day, I will be following you closely and regularly reminding you to shut the fuck up.

used:) · #**222** 02-20-2010, 06:07 PM

And to Hell with all that "be yourself" crap.

abe619 · #**223** 02-20-2010, 08:37 PM

alright i'll STFU about that, i would very much like to go to the mid 90's.

Dipstikk · #**224** 02-22-2010, 05:55 PM

I'd like to send my consciousness back to when I was a kid, so I could get a chance to redo my preteen, teen and adult years with the brain I have now.

Emesdee · #**225** 02-23-2010, 12:22 AM

That always seemed like a good idea in theory, but then I realized I'd probably just screw things up worse. School for instance would be especially boring.

***Nate*** · #**226** 02-23-2010, 01:05 AM

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That always seemed like a good idea in theory, but then I realized I'd probably just screw things up worse. School for instance would be especially boring.

Yes on that last point, but I could fuck around just as much as I did back when I was first in school and actually get good marks. Or, rather, get excellent marks rather than my normal coasting good marks.

I can't imagine how I'd be able to limit myself to 1000 word essays again though.

Phylum · #**227** 02-23-2010, 01:07 AM

>300 words is worse...

Strike Witch · #**228** 02-23-2010, 03:28 AM

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Yes on that last point, but I could fuck around just as much as I did back when I was first in school and actually get good marks. Or, rather, get excellent marks rather than my normal coasting good marks.

I can't imagine how I'd be able to limit myself to 1000 word essays again though.

I'd love the idea of going back to the first grade and acing everything as well as freaking out my dense first-grade teacher.

abe619 · #**229** 02-23-2010, 03:55 AM

that idea sounds good to me, i would also use that to remember which games me, my bro, and our cousins used to play, there is this one adventure game that was cool but i can't remember it's name and there was a horror game which same thing happened to it.

Bullet Magnet · #**230** 02-23-2010, 08:40 AM

But imagine reliving your life. What do you do about terrible events you know are coming? Anything? Could you live with yourself if you didn't try to change things? Could you live with the disastrous consequences?

OddjobAbe · #**231** 02-23-2010, 08:54 AM

Wouldn't it be boring as fuck once the novelty wears off?

Bullet Magnet · #**232** 02-23-2010, 09:03 AM

Certainly gaming and film would lose its charm until you catch up. On the other hand, with proper study beforehand you could take credit for every popular new IP, music and scientific discovery that hasn't happened yet, and play your income on the stock market. You could end up with most of the planet's wealth and a seat in the UN representing your interests (mainly by stopping any motions against you).

But with so many changes, I wouldn't trust the stock market I remember for more than a few months.

Josh · #**233** 02-23-2010, 09:07 AM

Or just look at figures now and invest all your money, in the past, in whatever became the most expensive and sell on the day it became worth a lot.

Emesdee · #**234** 02-23-2010, 11:29 AM

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Yes on that last point, but I could fuck around just as much as I did back when I was first in school and actually get good marks. Or, rather, get excellent marks rather than my normal coasting good marks.

Actually, I guess I see the appeal. Just plain don't be a good kid, become a troublemaker, hang out in detention all the time, and yet still do better than anyone else in school. Would be just like some cheesy movie.

enchilado · #**235** 02-23-2010, 01:17 PM

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i thought of another thing i could do with a time machine:
i could go back in time of the pharoahs and f*** Nefertiti, Cleopatra, and their servants, although that would be difficult since back then humans were about 30 feet tall or something like that (and that gives another good idea to do, yes it is what u think it is).

Sorry to quote such an old post, but I felt impelled to inform you that Cleopatra was short, fat, and ugly - except for her nose. She had a nice nose.

Munch's Master · #**236** 02-23-2010, 01:20 PM

There's a few things from my life I'd go back and change, certainly. Other than that I'd love to go back in time & meet Einstein & DaVinci. The twist would be that I'd turn out to be DaVinci and all the wacky invention ideas are attempts at finding a way back home.

enchilado · #**237** 02-23-2010, 05:35 PM

Now, surely if I use this mixture of highly explosive substances compacted tightly into a cast iron ball, flung on a huge catapult to demolish several major countries at once, I will return to 2010!

Emesdee · #**238** 02-23-2010, 08:36 PM

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She had a nice nose.

"Love does enter through the nose."

Come to think of it though, going back to the days when people were shorter would be fun. You could tower over everyone and return to read epic tales of giants based on your own exploits.

OddjobAbe · #**239** 02-24-2010, 06:41 AM

It'd be like Gulliver's Travels.

MeechMunchie · #**240** 02-24-2010, 09:24 AM

My friend's theory for the Universe's creation is this:

In the future he will create a time machine. In his curiosity of the Universe's origins, he will travel back to the beginning of time. At the exact moment he reaches his destination, his machine wil suffer a catastrophic malfunction and explode, triggering The Big Bang.

I think he may have the beginnings of his own religion.