Sex Toys #2 -

AlienMagi · #**211** 04-04-2010, 03:08 PM

I thought he had a hot-dog

Havoc · #**212** 04-04-2010, 04:16 PM

big bro slig #1 · #**213** 04-04-2010, 06:00 PM

This but it's blue. Not really the best since I'm a guy, but it works good enough.

***Nate*** · #**214** 04-04-2010, 07:31 PM

I don't get how it works on either a guy or a girl.

Also, I call 'Shenanigans' on WoF's pussy. It's clearly been photoshopped.

Ridg3 · #**215** 04-05-2010, 06:47 AM

A very discreet vibrator indeed.

Oh, for a mutli-use option...

Havoc · #**216** 04-05-2010, 07:27 AM

That toothbrush thing is still disgusting no matter what anyone else says.

MeechMunchie · #**217** 04-05-2010, 08:39 AM

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Also, I call 'Shenanigans' on WoF's pussy. It's clearly been photoshopped.

I've missed a lot, so bear with me:

The cat is mine, pulling a genuine suggestive expression. It is not the first time I have posted that photo.

If this is some obscure joke, I apologise. Coach lag + week of absence =

Havoc · #**218** 04-05-2010, 09:28 AM

MeechMunchie · #**219** 04-05-2010, 09:35 AM

Oh no, looks like I just got a righteous beating of my masculinity. Will my reputation ever recover?

Wings of Fire · #**220** 04-05-2010, 09:36 AM

At least you don't have a pussy.

MeechMunchie · #**221** 04-05-2010, 09:38 AM

Actually, Max pointed out a while back in one of my blogs that I did.

Wings of Fire · #**222** 04-05-2010, 09:43 AM

We should be lesbians.

Havoc · #**223** 04-05-2010, 11:33 AM

Can I tape you guys? I'm sure there are people somewhere who would pay big bucks for stuff like that.

Josh · #**224** 04-05-2010, 11:43 AM

We only have one cup, but i'm sure you two could share.

And thats how it happend.

AlienMagi · #**225** 04-06-2010, 04:47 AM

I think we're forgetting the topic here. And Josh, do we have to get that gross?

Josh · #**226** 04-06-2010, 05:04 AM

Well, they did use the thing like a toy... I guess that makes me the most on-topic here

MA · #**227** 04-06-2010, 05:55 AM

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I think we're forgetting the topic here. And Josh, do we have to get that gross?

get the cock out of your mouth.

Nemo · #**228** 04-07-2010, 02:11 AM

There's a vibrating cock-ring that activates when you get a phonecall.

WAT

***Nate*** · #**229** 04-07-2010, 02:12 AM

But when I have to find and answer the phone it's the worst time to be turned on!

Nemo · #**230** 04-07-2010, 02:25 AM

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But when I have to find and answer the phone it's the worst time to be turned on!

It stays on for the duration of the call, too.

I am so glad my mother never calls me.

enchilado · #**231** 04-07-2010, 04:25 AM

***Nate*** · #**232** 04-07-2010, 06:30 AM

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I find that one rather aesthetically pleasing, but anally painful (at least in my imagination).

MeechMunchie · #**233** 04-07-2010, 10:46 AM

I just made a penis out of Geomag. Hooray for science, everyone!

Pilot · #**234** 04-07-2010, 05:59 PM

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(at least in my imagination)

Your anal imagination.

Wings of Fire · #**235** 04-29-2010, 06:04 AM

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From Japan comes this powerful but enjoyable novelty hole toy item focusing on wild sex parody of the vocaloid Miku Hatsune. Lovingly named Future Looid Mikuty, this onahole is a total 19 cm (7 inches) thats made of a life like soft texture the simulate the real thing. It can be filled to the brim with lotion (1 pack included) and washed for multiple uses. Perfect for gag gifts to embarrass your friends (with a good sense of humor). Great for fans of Tenga products as well. A totally unique and fun novelty item that's made in Japan!

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/OMO324

***Nate*** · #**236** 04-29-2010, 06:53 AM

What the hell is an 'onahole'?

Wings of Fire · #**237** 04-29-2010, 06:59 AM

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What the hell is an 'onahole'?

This I think.

scrabface · #**238** 04-29-2010, 04:46 PM

'The Future Of Masturbation' lol

I would have called it

'The Answer To Evolution'

MA · #**239** 05-01-2010, 06:20 AM

i would have called it your mother.

Nemo · #**240** 05-07-2010, 11:22 PM

You have to be careful, though.

Too many means a time-release ice cold enema.