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Alcar 03-05-2010 10:38 PM

Sex Toys #2
 
Let's not be shy. What do you own?

I purchased a rather nice dildo a few weeks ago, it's a tad large though. Photos provided :tard:

Alcar...

enchilado 03-05-2010 10:40 PM

I don't have any, nor do I want any. Nice dildo though :P

Nate 03-05-2010 11:36 PM

Ah, I see you took my advice and got one with a suction cup. What have you been attaching it to so far?


Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.

Disgruntled Intern 03-05-2010 11:41 PM

Attach it to the top of a door frame so it smacks the fuck out of people

smacks the fuck..oh man

Emesdee 03-05-2010 11:46 PM

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Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.

The unnaturally colored ones are the best for that reason.

Alcar 03-05-2010 11:54 PM

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Ah, I see you took my advice and got one with a suction cup. What have you been attaching it to so far?


Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.

I prefer flesh coloured. Anything else seems weird.

I've been attaching it to the bathroom tiles in the shower and watching myself in the mirror. I'm so vain. But it's hot. So. Very. Hot.

Although tonight I think I'll order out and get a real one :tard:

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Attach it to the top of a door frame so it smacks the fuck out of people

smacks the fuck..oh man

This is now stored to memory, and I will do this for any house parties I host.

Alcar...

AlienMagi 03-06-2010 04:07 AM

I'm so super jealous at your dick

I'd love one colored pink, or blue

Havoc 03-06-2010 05:40 AM

I didn't think this place could get any lower after the Zoophilia topic. Guess I was wrong.

Pilot 03-06-2010 12:41 PM

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I didn't think this place could get any lower after the Zoophilia topic. Guess I was wrong.

Really? I think this thread is a wiener.

I'll list my toys. Later. And no pics.

Nate 03-06-2010 02:21 PM

I hate it when I agree with Havoc.

Pilot 03-06-2010 02:30 PM

AH! Nate just got bigger!

Bullet Magnet 03-06-2010 03:04 PM

What blows my mind is that this is #2.

Havoc 03-06-2010 05:28 PM

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I hate it when I agree with Havoc.

You love it. Don't fool yourself.

OddjobAbe 03-07-2010 12:50 AM

Jesus wept.

AlienMagi 03-07-2010 01:22 AM

Yeah, just look at the goodness

http://www.venera-shop.si/trgovina/s...244251_xxl.jpg
http://www.venera-shop.si/trgovina/s...092041_xxl.jpg
http://www.venera-shop.si/trgovina/s...176581_xxl.jpg

It's all from 1 sex shop really, but they are beautiful aren't they?

Sekto Springs 03-07-2010 05:38 PM

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http://www.jandd-pet-products.co.uk/...r-kong-toy.jpg

I wonder how many dildo companies also make dog toys.
Tough. Resistant. Robust. Oh my.

T-nex 03-07-2010 06:01 PM

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Yeah, just look at the goodness

http://www.venera-shop.si/trgovina/s...244251_xxl.jpg



It's all from 1 sex shop really, but they are beautiful aren't they?

I wouldn't feel safe putting anything made out of glass near my genitals.

Sekto Springs 03-07-2010 07:53 PM

What about this imposing little number?

http://pleasuremeonline.com.au/images/0043_more1.jpg

Actually getting this thing into your vagina would probably require alot of prep work.
It costs 95 dollars btw.

Pilot 03-07-2010 07:56 PM

Vagina? That looks like it has curves to more properly suit a rectum.

Sekto Springs 03-07-2010 08:38 PM

Agreed, but it's called the "G-spot Handle".
I guess if you wanna call the prostate the male's G-spot, the title can go both ways.

Pilot 03-07-2010 09:17 PM

What?

T-nex 03-08-2010 12:17 AM

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What?

Don't mind him, he's been drinking again.

Strike Witch 03-08-2010 12:45 AM

I just have a double-ended clear purply-pink plastic dildo. No frills, but it does the job.

Sekto Springs 03-08-2010 04:28 AM

http://images50.fotki.com/v1528/phot...dgeback-vi.jpg

Ouch...

MeechMunchie 03-08-2010 08:04 AM

Looks like somebody mutilated a Lictor.

AlienMagi 03-08-2010 08:26 AM

I love the way it looks. Kinda like a dragon's dick.

Also:

http://graphics.condom.com/Images/40...DL-JLD_400.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg


Also.. I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing here, we are supposed to post images right?

OddjobAbe 03-08-2010 08:32 AM

You know that the image of a fifteen year old ramming those things up his own arsehole is forever etched into my memory, yes?

AlienMagi 03-08-2010 09:19 AM

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You know that the image of a fifteen year old ramming those things up his own arsehole is forever etched into my memory, yes?

I can not imagine what it's like. :fuzblink:

OddjobAbe 03-08-2010 09:52 AM

Take it from me, it's not exactly pleasurable.

AlienMagi 03-08-2010 10:23 AM

Just to release you from your nightmares and scary images, I haven't even seen a dildo in real life yet