Finish the sentance game comes back! -

oddling · #**181** 07-04-2002, 03:23 AM

being too busy to realize that my head was about to.......

Oddling l:c l

Kaimana · #**182** 07-04-2002, 04:31 AM

explode like a sack of potaeto chips all because i .......

ODDBODD · #**183** 07-04-2002, 05:59 AM

was too busy staring at the wonderful floor! It's sooo beutiful, oh look a crack! Little did i know that i know little about nothing and...

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #**184** 07-04-2002, 10:06 AM

...that there is a spider in my washing basket.

If I could wake up anywhere with anyone, it would be with ________ in/at ___________.

quetzalcoatl · #**185** 07-04-2002, 02:23 PM

...with a computer in my toilettroom.
Now I'm going to...

nads · #**186** 07-04-2002, 02:27 PM

Now I am going to...... shoot something.

My ____ is ____'ing my momma's _______ !

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #**187** 07-04-2002, 02:44 PM

My cat is stalking my momma's chicken!

Quick, chicken! ________ or the cat will eat you!

***Wil*** · #**188** 07-04-2002, 03:47 PM

Quick, chicken! Eat the cat or the cat will eat you!

Rude wordplay is most fun when...

sligster · #**189** 07-04-2002, 04:06 PM

...Your online in the....

***Wil*** · #**190** 07-04-2002, 04:12 PM

...Pope's/Queen's private chatroom.

However, if you do find yourself in the Pope's/Queen's private chatroom, avoid...

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #**191** 07-04-2002, 04:30 PM

...mentioning Julian Clary.

If I found myself in a chatroom talking to Graham Norton, I would...

quetzalcoatl · #**192** 07-04-2002, 04:50 PM

...give him a fish. But it would...

***Wil*** · #**193** 07-04-2002, 04:56 PM

...probably be a salmon.

There is not enough...

Mojo · #**194** 07-04-2002, 06:06 PM

... water inside yer head to grow seaweed in it.
See the sun in the desert when...

ODDBODD · #**195** 07-05-2002, 05:38 AM

is really pissing me off so im going to

Mojo · #**196** 07-05-2002, 06:33 AM

...pull off a girl from...

dark_xinos · #**197** 07-05-2002, 12:21 PM

...the treestump, and say...

nads · #**198** 07-05-2002, 01:50 PM

"Yo momma dress you funny", then put her in a..........

quetzalcoatl · #**199** 07-05-2002, 02:54 PM

...box and send her to...

dark_xinos · #**200** 07-05-2002, 03:03 PM

...the sweedish national musuem, where...

quetzalcoatl · #**201** 07-05-2002, 03:07 PM

...she would go and eat icecream.
But when she should buy the icecream she...

dark_xinos · #**202** 07-05-2002, 04:10 PM

Noticed it was in the midal of winter, so she ait some snow insted. Then a police officer came up to hear and...

Mac the Janitor · #**203** 07-05-2002, 04:16 PM

..."Hey, I'm a cop, so listen to me. Don't eat snow. Eat this frost instead."

Last night I had a dream about...

***Wil*** · #**204** 07-05-2002, 05:10 PM

...the Finish The Sentance Game.

Luckily, when I woke up...

Mac the Janitor · #**205** 07-05-2002, 05:12 PM

I realized that it was just a dream. As I put my hands into my pockets and skipped along whistling a happy tune, I noticed there was an overweight smurf in my pocket. I asked him what he was doing there, and he said...

***Wil*** · #**206** 07-05-2002, 05:44 PM

..."How much further?", because as it turned out he was hitching a lift. I tolerated his constant asking of this question by replying "Just a little futher," but soon I got angry and flicked him off my shoulder.

Then he...

Mac the Janitor · #**207** 07-05-2002, 05:50 PM

...got a bunch of his smurf friends and jumped me.

After I pried all of them off, I went to...

***Wil*** · #**208** 07-05-2002, 06:43 PM

..burn them. Let's see them make another series now!

If fire was sticky and yawning was an offensive weapon... (bonus points for recognising where this comes from)

dark_xinos · #**209** 07-05-2002, 06:58 PM

(Hitch hikers guide to the galexy?)

...Then the physics of the universe has collapsed and lock up like a computer without a power button nor keboard, so you cant reboot it.

42 is...

General Drippik · #**210** 07-05-2002, 10:46 PM

...a number.
Drugs are bad, mckay, don't do drugs, coz.....