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09-14-2009, 11:20 AM
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I know someone who thinks hes really "cool" because he smokes a pipe occasionally. When he smokes it, he thinks he's god.
Slap him. Slap him hard. Period.
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I prefer pipes to any other tobbaco - related product. if you must smoke then for christ sake popularise the pipe.
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Yes but the effort...

A cigarette you can just pull out and spark up. That's a reason why I don't get roll-up smokers, how can you be arsed rolling all the time?
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I cannot. Roll. For. Shit. It makes me look so bloody incompetant.
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whenever I roll in a social situation I am absolutely abhorrent and my cigarettes end up looking like tulip-styled spliffs, and everybody asks to partake of it
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That's alright, mine looks like nothing more or less than a poorly wrapped turd...
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I cannot. Roll. For. Shit. It makes me look so bloody incompetant.
Nether. That's why I smoke standard cigs. Spliffs are OK though.

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For those of you who smoke tobacco and weed; which did you smoke first?

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I'm just gonna distance myself from this thread now I'll be over there k
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It's weird how some people even get their hands on weed.. Here in Finland if someone even hears that you've seen weed --> Jail.
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That's alright, mine looks like nothing more or less than a poorly wrapped turd...
I can guarantee for a FACT that my attempt at rolling is even worse. If I even succeed at keeping everything inside, I have to use two hands to keep the damn thing in one piece.
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Anytime I roll, my cigarette either looks like a spliff or it's crushed altogether. I got a rolling machine to remedy this, because honestly, I apply too much pressure with my fingers whenever I try. And I practically live off of hand-rolled cigs because they're cheaper.
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I've never rolled a cig. Is it hard to learn? I've seen people doing it so fast I couldn't even light mine FCOL D
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My friend thinks that a toke is a cig (its not it means to smoke) and he drops 80% of his what ever you call it that's in the middle of the cig on the floor =)

I don't smoke and don't know the terminology.
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My friend thinks that a toke is a cig (its not it means to smoke) and he drops 80% of his what ever you call it that's in the middle of the cig on the floor =)

I don't smoke and don't know the terminology.
Tobacco?
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I thought it was Cancer that was in the middle of cigarette?
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I thought it was Cancer that was in the middle of cigarette?
Nah, you can't fuck a roll up that badly. The cancer never falls out.
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