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04-20-2011, 11:52 AM
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And what a woman he is!
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An order from the boyfriend. I am not allowed to jerk off.
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Am I the only one who wants to hear more about this?
I don't see how I could possibly explain it much more. I am not allowed to jerk off, simple.
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04-20-2011, 12:03 PM
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I don't see how I could possibly explain it much more. I am not allowed to jerk off, simple.
How is this being enforced?
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04-20-2011, 12:08 PM
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How is this being enforced?
Ummmmm. Good question. I'm just a well behaved boy Though there are those days...........they are difficult but somehow I manage to resist.
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04-20-2011, 12:21 PM
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So the conditioning is all mental, I see. You have better self control than I do.

Devices are fun too.
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04-20-2011, 12:50 PM
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Devices are fun too.
Assuming your talking about sex toys

Has anybody here used a cock ring? If so what was it like? I've used one and to be quite honest it did absolutely nothing for me. I just hope I'm not broken........
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04-20-2011, 01:07 PM
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I was talking devices to enforce chastity.

I have a ring; it's heavy metal chrome plate and shaped like a teardrop. The idea is that in addition to working as a standard cockring, the point of the teardrop reaches underneath to stimulate the prostate.

The whole idea of a cock ring is to restrict bloodflow in order to keep you harder, thicker, etc. It works.

What do you mean exactly by it did absolutely nothing for you?
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04-20-2011, 01:44 PM
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It just. Well as I said. It did nothing for me. Nothing felt any different.
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04-20-2011, 01:49 PM
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Was is loose? Hmm...
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Was is loose? Hmm...
I dunno. I thought it felt tight enough. Meh I've no interest to try it again.
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04-20-2011, 03:01 PM
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im only 14 but I got a blowjob in the janitors closet at school
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NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT A 14 YEAR OLD'S SEXUAL EXPERIENCES.
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Why not? Oh wait.........I've just realised how wrong that sounds..........
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04-20-2011, 03:32 PM
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I dunno.

After all...we're men!
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Men of class.
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History will tell us that men of class have oft been curious about fourteen year old boys.
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How about we discuss the outrageous price of condoms.
$17 for a 12-pack, and I'm referring to just standard latex without the bells and whistles.
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I've never used a condom, despite buying a pack for every sexual encounter I've ever had.
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How about we discuss the outrageous price of condoms.
$17 for a 12-pack, and I'm referring to just standard latex without the bells and whistles.
That's why teenage pregnancy is popular these days......
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A few years ago, some curmudgeonly clerk refused to sell my buddy condoms because he was underage. He basically told her that STD's don't discriminate, so neither should she. She ate her foot.
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It just. Well as I said. It did nothing for me. Nothing felt any different.
Cockrings are supposed to do nothing for you. You're not meant to feel any special feelings, just an inability to reach orgasm.
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They don't do that for me. They make me last longer, but don't prevent orgasm.
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So it's like pinching the hose?
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Essentially. They prolong orgasms/erections. You don't even need to purchase a cock ring per se, you can use an elastic band.
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Huh. I woulda thought that would cause blood circulation issues.
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It does, which is why it's essentially a test of duration. It traps the blood in your cock so that it can't get flaccid, but like any circumstance involving circulatory obstruction, you can't leave it too long without risking damage. The risk is part of why it's appealing. Cock rings are specifically designed not to be too tight, so an elastic band is the poor man's cock ring.
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That sounds incredibly annoying.
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How about we discuss the outrageous price of condoms.
$17 for a 12-pack, and I'm referring to just standard latex without the bells and whistles.
A three pack costs around six bucks around here now. Result is I don't use them anywhere near as much as I should.
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