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  #121  
06-29-2002, 03:19 PM
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...Bicycle. And the latest incarnation of Tony Hawk. And a skateboard. And an Action Man. And... etc


If I could, I would destroy the world with...
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06-29-2002, 03:33 PM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
If I could, I would destroy the world with...
...things that dwell in my nose.

My toenails...
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06-29-2002, 03:41 PM
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06-29-2002, 04:17 PM
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...the sun orbits the Earth.

MY PANCAKE IS BURNT! I'll tell you what I'm going to do; I'm going to...
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06-29-2002, 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
MY PANCAKE IS BURNT! I'll tell you what I'm going to do; I'm going to...
...stop caring and eat the pancake.

I'm wondering why...
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06-29-2002, 04:36 PM
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...the walls are closing in on me. Help!

Right! That's it! I'm going to...
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06-29-2002, 04:58 PM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
Right! That's it! I'm going to...
...go to the- Oh, never mind. Forget it. I'm too goddamned lazy to do that.

Haha! I had such a great time yesterday when I got up on the table and...
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06-29-2002, 05:06 PM
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...quickly got off again. Which is exactly why the bartender had to...
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06-29-2002, 06:58 PM
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...had to spank me vigorously in front of about 20 fat, ugly, old women that used to be apes. So I went home and...

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06-30-2002, 03:46 AM
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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
So I went home and...
...ate five boxes of chocolate covered cheese.

If I could meet any one on the forums, it would have to be...
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06-30-2002, 05:57 AM
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...Anna so I can play on her Middlesboogie-o-matic.

When I put a live trout on my head, a small periwinkle pops out of my...
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06-30-2002, 05:59 AM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
When I put a live trout on my head, a small periwinkle pops out of my...
...navel.

If I built an amusement park ride of my own, it would be called _____ and it would...
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06-30-2002, 06:10 AM
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...Nemesis and it would look exactly like the original Nemesis but it would be one little vertical loop and it would be specifically designed to make people throw-up.

I love...
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06-30-2002, 06:13 AM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
I love...
...it when someone chews on my feet. Fun, no?

Er, why did that guy just...
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06-30-2002, 06:17 AM
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...eat a hamster?

Don't you just love it when...
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06-30-2002, 06:20 AM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
Don't you just love it when...
...I do my jig for you?

If I woke up to find myself alone in the world, I would have...
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06-30-2002, 06:24 AM
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...to go online straight away te read comics and browse forums.

Stop ___, will you!!!
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06-30-2002, 06:25 AM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
Stop ___, will you!!!
Jabbing me in the eye

Why don't you go and...
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06-30-2002, 06:37 AM
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...become ruler of the world.

That's it! I'm going to commit suicide by jumping off a...
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06-30-2002, 08:45 AM
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06-30-2002, 09:27 AM
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Originally posted by AlphaScrab
And after that i'm gonna slap my dog with...
A pair of red-hot salad servers, which I previously used to clean out...
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06-30-2002, 04:33 PM
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...my easy bake oven, after the incident with the...

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07-01-2002, 12:35 AM
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07-01-2002, 04:29 AM
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Originally posted by oddling
Hey do you know where I can.........
...find some of that new spray-on hair?

*sighs* My parents commited suicide together, my dog was mistook for a cow and ground into hamburger meat, an earwig is drilling into my brain, my house burned down, and I have a paper cut. I suppose I'll go...
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07-01-2002, 05:57 AM
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...and drown my sorrows in...
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07-01-2002, 06:23 AM
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07-01-2002, 08:57 AM
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07-01-2002, 09:02 AM
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07-01-2002, 09:20 AM
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