I Just Ate...? -

***Wil*** · #**121** 10-16-2011, 11:36 AM

Man, I wish I could roast stuff. Maybe if I get a round over tray I'll be able to.

Jordan · #**122** 10-16-2011, 12:22 PM

I'll get my mum to roast you some and I'll send them in an envelope through the post.

Crashpunk · #**123** 10-16-2011, 12:45 PM

I had a roast dinner tonight. It was lovely

***Wil*** · #**124** 10-17-2011, 01:43 AM

Wow, lots of people having Sunday Roast. I thought that was a tradition no one gave a shit about any more. I have roast whenever I feel like it. Not at the moment, obviously, I have no oven. And obviously without the meat. Shut up.

Wings of Fire · #**125** 10-17-2011, 01:46 AM

I wouldn't mind a roast.

If it was fish.

Or chicken.

But not roast chicken, I can't stand roast chicken.

So yeah.

***Wil*** · #**126** 10-17-2011, 01:52 AM

I don't get it. You wouldn't mind a roast if it were chicken, but not if it were roast chicken? I went to bed too late to follow you.

Phylum · #**127** 10-17-2011, 01:54 AM

Home-made pasta.

Mamma-mia!

Wings of Fire · #**128** 10-17-2011, 01:57 AM

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I don't get it. You wouldn't mind a roast if it were chicken, but not if it were roast chicken? I went to bed too late to follow you.

The implication being I don't like roasts.

I also hate red meat.

***Wil*** · #**129** 10-17-2011, 02:32 AM

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Home-made pasta.

Mamma-mia!

How do you make it?

enchilado · #**130** 10-17-2011, 02:46 AM

Oooh, I love home-made pasta. I've only done it a couple of times, but it was better than dry pasta even if not superb.

Phylum · #**131** 10-17-2011, 02:57 AM

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How do you make it?

I ask my mum if she'll cook it.

***Wil*** · #**132** 10-17-2011, 03:08 AM

Thanks. I'll ask her if she can make some for me.

***Nate*** · #**133** 10-17-2011, 03:13 AM

I make home-made pasta. You mix flour and egg (though there are recipes without the latter, for special people like you), knead it for a while, flatten it with a pasta machine and then cut it with the same. It's fiddly, but not as much as you think.

My last meal was leftovers. But bloody good, mum-made leftovers. A spicy pasta vegetably dish and cabbage leaves stuffed with rice and veggies. Except I don't really like cooked cabbage, so I just cut them open and ate the stuff inside with the tomatoey sauce that had been over it.

Dynamithix · #**134** 10-17-2011, 03:42 AM

I am eating some cookies and milk right now. These cookies have a bit of jam inside them. It doesn't say that on the box though.

Jordan · #**135** 10-17-2011, 04:04 AM

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I am eating some cookies and milk right now. These cookies have a bit of jam inside them. It doesn't say that on the box though.

You sure it's jam?

I just had some chips from the chip shop with garlic mayonnaise.

Dynamithix · #**136** 10-17-2011, 04:28 AM

Yup, tastes like strawberry, looks exactly like jam.

MeechMunchie · #**137** 10-17-2011, 07:54 AM

Just to clarify, in England we usually refer to such things as 'biscuits', with 'cookies' being a specific kind, or arguably something else altogether.

To an Englishman the word 'cookie' usually brings to mind a knobbly crumbly affair, studded with pieces of chocolate. Which may be why Jordan was confused to hear that they had jam in them.

Dynamithix · #**138** 10-17-2011, 08:36 AM

Oh. Sorry. Biscuits they are then.

STM · #**139** 10-17-2011, 08:58 AM

Yeh was wondering how the fuck you got a jam maynard or something.

***Wil*** · #**140** 10-17-2011, 08:59 AM

You don't have tea and cookies. Although I now want tea and cookies.

Jordan · #**141** 10-17-2011, 09:10 AM

I've grown to hate tea. Coffee is my new tea.

***Wil*** · #**142** 10-17-2011, 09:12 AM

You can't have coffee and biscuits! You're are a culture criminal!

Dixanadu · #**143** 10-17-2011, 09:31 AM

An Englishman who doesn't drink tea!?

That's like an Irishman who doesn't drink alcohol.

Wings of Fire · #**144** 10-17-2011, 09:51 AM

I despise tea and always have.

Jordan · #**145** 10-17-2011, 09:56 AM

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You can't have coffee and biscuits! You're are a culture criminal!

I don't usually have biscuits, they go straight to my thighs. I KID. I don't have biscuits with coffee cause it's weird.

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An Englishman who doesn't drink tea!?

That's like an Irishman who doesn't drink alcohol.

I'm secretly not English. Tea just tastes of... filthy water to me.

Dixanadu · #**146** 10-17-2011, 10:19 AM

Because it is filthy water. I can't be fussy nowadays.

Wings of Fire · #**147** 10-17-2011, 10:33 AM

Coffee is also filthy water.

Unless you're a little girl and put milk and sugar in.

Yuck.

MeechMunchie · #**148** 10-17-2011, 11:11 AM

Wings takes it strong and black.

The punchline goes here.

Dixanadu · #**149** 10-17-2011, 12:01 PM

I do put sugar and milk in my coffee and tea.

Dynamithix · #**150** 10-17-2011, 12:06 PM

Milk in tea is fucking awful.