Jacking Off. (And other sexual adventures.) -

Rich · #**121** 07-15-2005, 10:48 AM

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However, a girl masturbating is generally called fingering because... Well... You get the idea.

Yeah, that's the one I say in reference to girls.

Coolmanbizkit · #**122** 07-15-2005, 10:49 AM

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Yeah, that's the one I say in reference to girls.

Same here.

Dark Elite_H2 · #**123** 07-15-2005, 11:33 AM

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To be honest boys, I've never heard the term 'to Jill' However, a girl masturbating is generally called fingering because... Well... You get the idea.

>.<...don't remind me...I've heard it by many people on SC, and it makes me sick...(shudders) I went in to a game with one of those horny sicko's...

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Yaay, I got the quoting done!

Dino · #**124** 07-15-2005, 12:42 PM

Seriously guys, you're making my erect ego all floppy again. XD

Fingering? Ugh, so American, and so blunt. Jilling is much nicer. Please proceed with the use of the word "Jilling".

As an aside, does anyone remember those awful sex education videos from school? I just recently heard a story off of one of my friends, that he just found out that his best friend stole the school sex-education video and he used it as porn.

(yes, its getting good isn't it... 5 pages of top quality, high brow reading material.

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Hobo · #**125** 07-15-2005, 12:44 PM

Should i just rename this - The Smut Thread...?

Coolmanbizkit · #**126** 07-15-2005, 12:48 PM

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As an aside, does anyone remember those awful sex education videos from school? I just recently heard a story off of one of my friends, that he just found out that his best friend stole the school sex-education video and he used it as porn.

Ok, Thats just stupid

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Should i just rename this - The Smut Thread...?

Whatever floats your boat Hobo

w00t! I finally did two quotes in a post!

TheRaisin · #**127** 07-15-2005, 12:49 PM

How the hell do you enjoy a Sex Ed tape? I mean, seriously...

"Now we're going to talk about some STDs and how to prevent them."
"Oh yeah, getting good now!"

I mean, y'know, seriously. Sheesh.

big bro boogie · #**128** 07-15-2005, 02:02 PM

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Fingering? Ugh, so American, and so blunt. Jilling is much nicer. Please proceed with the use of the word "Jilling".

Ok, whateva. Only it should be "Jilling-in" in that case. Not "Jilling-off"...

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"Now we're going to talk about some STDs and how to prevent them."

Fine, there are several. I'll get back to you on this later.

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"Oh yeah, getting good now!"

I mean, y'know, seriously. Sheesh.

What the hell are you doing in there, man?

Rich · #**129** 07-15-2005, 02:04 PM

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How the hell do you enjoy a Sex Ed tape? I mean, seriously...

"Now we're going to talk about some STDs and how to prevent them."
"Oh yeah, getting good now!"

I watched one at school with a baby in a bath. So may God help Dino's friend's friend.

Coolmanbizkit · #**130** 07-15-2005, 02:07 PM

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I watched one at school with a baby in a bath. So may God help Dino's friend's friend.

I saw one with some little boy in the bath, So yeah. What Rich said.
Isnt a baby naked on a video considered child porn?

Dino · #**131** 07-15-2005, 02:29 PM

He watched it for the part where it showed a couple having sex... and the female sex organs and whatnot.

Apparantly he's a total idiot. He once ran into a glass panel door and shouted "BRIAN!" then looked dazed, and ran off. Max (my friend) thinks his friend might be retarded. Yet they are best friends...but I think that he was more likely stoned than retarded and secretly Max wants me and he's just distancing himself from me cause he's embarressed that I nearly caught him taming the trouser snake over a photo of me...he put it away really quick when I entered the room and changed the image, but had a big hardon bulge (which is reassuring, flattering, and worrying at the same time).

But that's another story...

TheRaisin · #**132** 07-15-2005, 02:38 PM

I've never seen a sex ed video that showed that kind of thing. Wow. Guess there are some big differences between the U.S. and U.K. when it comes to sex ed.

As for your little story:

Coolmanbizkit · #**133** 07-15-2005, 02:41 PM

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He watched it for the part where it showed a couple having sex... and the female sex organs and whatnot.

Apparantly he's a total idiot. He once ran into a glass panel door and shouted "BRIAN!" then looked dazed, and ran off. Max (my friend) thinks his friend might be retarded. Yet they are best friends...but I think that he was more likely stoned than retarded and secretly Max wants me and he's just distancing himself from me cause he's embarressed that I nearly caught him taming the trouser snake over a photo of me...he put it away really quick when I entered the room and changed the image, but had a big hardon bulge (which is reassuring, flattering, and worrying at the same time).

But that's another story...

Thats a... Um... Interesting story there Dino.

Back on topic: Stealing a sex ed video is stupid.

Rich · #**134** 07-15-2005, 02:41 PM

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As for your little story

Worry not, for Dino is bi. And big.

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I've never seen a sex ed video that showed that kind of thing. Wow. Guess there are some big differences between the U.S. and U.K. when it comes to sex ed.

Thats why we have the lower pregnancy rate.

But it's not that low.

Dino · #**135** 07-15-2005, 02:55 PM

I've seen a sex ed tape that actually shows a couple having sex, a cartoon girl fingering herself, and a bloke's penis ejaculating inside a vagina, caught on a camera somehow hidden inside her.

Which may account for why I'm so screwed up.

Coolmanbizkit · #**136** 07-15-2005, 02:56 PM

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I've seen a sex ed tape that actually shows a couple having sex, a cartoon girl fingering herself, and a bloke's penis ejaculating inside a vagina, caught on a camera somehow hidden inside her.

Which may account for why I'm so screwed up.

A camera hidden inside her? Wow, A new low for hidden camera/reality shows

big bro boogie · #**137** 07-15-2005, 03:04 PM

Oh, this is getting sick.
Really, I'd rather be teached by nature.

Coolmanbizkit · #**138** 07-15-2005, 03:07 PM

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Oh, this is getting sick.
Really, I'd rather be teached by nature.

By going outside and seeing animals 'stroking the snake and jilling in?'

Dino · #**139** 07-15-2005, 03:08 PM

I wonder what they did with it when they finished filming that bit...

I hope the cinematographer washed his hands afterwards.

Coolmanbizkit · #**140** 07-15-2005, 03:10 PM

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I wonder what they did with it when they finished filming that bit...

I hope the cinematographer washed his hands afterwards.

Maybe the cinematographer was the one having sex... Unless he jilled in for her, and got it out without her knowing

Dino · #**141** 07-15-2005, 03:12 PM

o_o

This is all going over my head now. What were we talking about again?

Coolmanbizkit · #**142** 07-15-2005, 03:13 PM

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o_o

This is all going over my head now. What were we talking about again?

Im not sure, Lets talk about something else that is also on topic

Dino · #**143** 07-15-2005, 03:19 PM

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Im not sure, Lets talk about something else that is also on topic

What, like, masturbating?

I think we've already covered that one... then we picked up it's corpse and molested it, chopped it up into little tiny bits, added a clove garlic, some chopped spring onions, a drizzle of olive oil, and then brought it to sizzle for 10 minutes before serving with a french sauce and cheap white wine.

So in order for us to chew over that cud, we'd first have to poo it out, and I don't think we want to chew a poo encrusted masturbation debate.

o_0

Leto · #**144** 07-15-2005, 03:54 PM

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Careful not to twist my bollocks. o_0

Nevermind the bollocks!

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Max wants me and he's just distancing himself from me cause he's embarressed that I nearly caught him taming the trouser snake over a photo of me...he put it away really quick when I entered the room and changed the image, but had a big hardon bulge (which is reassuring, flattering, and worrying at the same time).

ECKS DEE! God, thats good for stand up comedy.

Really folks, this conversation is going a bit el loco. Vaginal cameras? Dubble-yu tee eff.

MojoMan220 · #**145** 07-15-2005, 04:03 PM

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a bloke's penis ejaculating inside a vagina, caught on a camera somehow hidden inside her.

I remember seeing that one. Why the Hell do children need to see that? Where are those line drawings when you need them?

Joshy · #**146** 07-15-2005, 07:43 PM

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I remember seeing that one. Why the Hell do children need to see that? Where are those line drawings when you need them?

So they can understand whats happening...
Anyways my Sex Ed was pretty crap except for this part where is shows a penis entering the Anus and ejaculating, then it shows cuts in the Anus so the semen seeped into the cuts and thats how you get HIV.

Ajiellyn · #**147** 07-15-2005, 10:05 PM

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Wiggidy wack.

That's all I have to say.

Rich · #**148** 07-15-2005, 11:56 PM

I noticed that while the sex ed vids show people doing anal and other taboo things, they don't show the simple things, like jacking off. Probably the cause of all these testicular injuries.

Joshy · #**149** 07-16-2005, 12:09 AM

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I noticed that while the sex ed vids show people doing anal and other taboo things, they don't show the simple things, like jacking off. Probably the cause of all these testicular injuries.

Probably masturbation doesnt cause you to have Aids/STDs or death and it only invovles yourself.

Coolmanbizkit · #**150** 07-16-2005, 12:10 AM

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Probably masturbation doesnt cause you to have Aids/STDs or death and it only invovles yourself.

Then shouldnt they show you how to do it.