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Nice stingbee impression.
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Nah, stingbee was only ever the imitation. Alpha is the true original.
After many years of married life, two New Yorkers decide to take a romantic holiday to the same hotel in Miami that they had their honeymoon. As it happens, they left it too late to book tickets and the husband had to go one day before his wife. When he arrived he immediately sent an email so she would know he had arrived safely. Unfortunately he misspelled his email address...
In a small town in Kansas an old woman gets home from her husband's funeral and goes to check her email. Her son hears a scream and comes rushing into the room to see her fainted on the floor. He checks the computer screen and immediately turns pale:
To my beloved wife,
Well I just arrived and, what do you know, they've just installed computers so we can contact our loved ones. The trip was fine, they really know how to treat a man well.
Everything is comfortable and I'm looking forward to you joining me tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
PS. Gee, it's really hot down here.
2nd joke listed here that I've been told by a Rabbi. This one in a sermon.
