The NEW! Sex Thread -

MeechCrunchies · #**1441** 09-09-2011, 05:11 AM

Yeah yeah.

Wings of Fire · #**1442** 09-09-2011, 05:21 AM

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Nobody understands me

A problem rather easily remedied by properly explaining yourself.

***Nate*** · #**1443** 09-09-2011, 05:38 AM

Shut up, MeechCrunchies. JG wasn't losing anything, he was just not expressing himself very well early on. It's all clear now.

I can't abide that sort of rudeness.

Sekto Springs · #**1444** 09-09-2011, 09:42 AM

I prefer 1996 Brad Pitt myself.

Lazy eyes sure are sexy.

T-nex · #**1445** 09-09-2011, 09:48 AM

I find Vampires hot.... Well.. if they are hot that is.
I want them to bite me and suck my blood and I wanna be their little blood servant

Why isnt Chris a vampire

Sekto Springs · #**1446** 09-09-2011, 09:59 AM

Well forgive the fuck outta me.

Jordan · #**1447** 09-09-2011, 11:04 AM

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I want them to bite me and suck my blood and I wanna be their little blood servant

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Slag.

Dixanadu · #**1448** 09-09-2011, 01:07 PM

I was a vampire.

But an old woman made me a cure in return for five grand soul gems.

JennyGenesis · #**1449** 09-09-2011, 03:20 PM

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I find Vampires hot.... Well.. if they are hot that is.
I want them to bite me and suck my blood and I wanna be their little blood servant

Why isnt Chris a vampire

I remember you expressing your interest for blood and sex together...

Wings of Fire · #**1450** 09-09-2011, 03:25 PM

Must resist urge to link to virginity post...

MeechCrunchies · #**1451** 09-09-2011, 03:37 PM

I can spare you the trouble.

http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson?blend=1&ob=5

Dixanadu · #**1452** 09-09-2011, 03:41 PM

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Must resist urge to link to virginity post...

Keep your red wings out of here!

JennyGenesis · #**1453** 09-09-2011, 04:39 PM

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Must resist urge to link to virginity post...

DO IT! DO IT!

I hope I helped your resitance.

Wings of Fire · #**1454** 09-09-2011, 05:31 PM

Good lord, I was so young and hyper.

JennyGenesis · #**1455** 09-09-2011, 05:47 PM

That is always better in my eyes, maybe because I am like that.

Wings of Fire · #**1456** 09-09-2011, 06:00 PM

Yes, nobody could ever take away from you that you are young and hyper.

This is an insoluable property of JennyGenesis.

***Nate*** · #**1457** 09-09-2011, 06:19 PM

That was either a meaningful complement or a terrible burn. I'm not sure.

T-nex · #**1458** 09-10-2011, 12:46 AM

I hope Jennifer stays Jennifer

JennyGenesis · #**1459** 09-10-2011, 01:46 AM

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That was either a meaningful complement or a terrible burn. I'm not sure.

My thought exactly.

Wings of Fire · #**1460** 09-10-2011, 06:51 PM

I don't dislike you.

Strike Witch · #**1461** 09-10-2011, 07:43 PM

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Why isnt Chris a vampire

He just keeps disappointing you, huh.

Sekto Springs · #**1462** 09-10-2011, 08:18 PM

Yeah, I'm just one big sad problem.

Pilot · #**1463** 09-11-2011, 12:45 AM

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Good lord, I was so young and hyper.

You're still young. JUST LIKE ME.

Sekto's sad problem needs a cry-ee face.

T-nex · #**1464** 09-11-2011, 12:57 AM

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Yeah, I'm just one big sad problem.

If you really loved me, you'd be a vampire >: (

JennyGenesis · #**1465** 09-11-2011, 02:29 AM

Extreme Makeover: Vampire Edition!

Sekto Springs · #**1466** 09-11-2011, 08:02 AM

I already look like a vampire, I'm just not one. Nor do I have any plans on becoming one in the near future.

MeechCrunchies · #**1467** 09-11-2011, 08:10 AM

So uh, yeah.
Yesterday was very....interesting

In a nutshell,
We fooled around in the shower (shits and giggles)
then on the couch (more shits and giggles)
then had sex for an hour,
got booted out of the house last night and had sex in the car,
almost had a threesome,
went to a sex shop and bought a vibrator for my girlfriend,
my nympho friend nearly bought a 10 pound dildo,
and I walked through Walmart with a box of Condoms on my head.

Sekto Springs · #**1468** 09-11-2011, 08:33 AM

So when you say "shits and giggles"...

JennyGenesis · #**1469** 09-11-2011, 09:29 AM

I've always wanted a threesome, yesterday I almost had one. A friend was going to see an escort and invited me along to join him, but he wanted me to pay half of it, which is fair, but I'm just too damn cheap to pay for sex.

Jordan · #**1470** 09-11-2011, 09:56 AM

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I've always wanted a threesome, yesterday I almost had one. A friend was going to see an escort and invited me along to join him, but he wanted me to pay half of it, which is fair, but I'm just too damn cheap to pay for sex.

Am I right in believing you're in an open relationship with your boyfriend?