The NEW! Sex Thread -

Pilot · #**1321** 08-20-2011, 10:01 AM

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It had to be desperation because the woman he was banging had a face like E.T's ballbag.

Ah yes, the combination of sweat and cigarette smoke.

Dixanadu · #**1322** 08-20-2011, 10:06 AM

I dismiss that claim.

Pilot · #**1323** 08-20-2011, 10:34 AM

I'm kinda thinking of the whole 'crinkly dessicated whore' look.

Dixanadu · #**1324** 08-20-2011, 11:01 AM

When I first seen her, she was napping in a seated position with her mouth wide open.

Her facial expression made me want to stab her throat with a sharp piece of glass.

MeechCrunchies · #**1325** 09-04-2011, 06:27 AM

Do I need to write anything else? xD

STM · #**1326** 09-04-2011, 07:02 AM

*sighs oh so deeply* been there posted that.

Dixanadu · #**1327** 09-04-2011, 07:28 AM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

No.

Laser · #**1328** 09-04-2011, 12:23 PM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

Yes. I want to read every last detail of the best 15 seconds of your life. EVERY. DETAIL

Dixanadu · #**1329** 09-04-2011, 02:20 PM

This shall be entertaining.

I shall get the expensive champagne.

Jordan · #**1330** 09-06-2011, 12:57 AM

Sex is awesome.

JennyGenesis · #**1331** 09-06-2011, 02:08 AM

Unless your asexual!

Laser · #**1332** 09-06-2011, 02:16 AM

Oooh shit...Who remembers that asexual dude who was a member for ages until he left because OANST and some others trolled him to death?

What was his name? Patrick something?

***Nate*** · #**1333** 09-06-2011, 03:12 AM

Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

MeechCrunchies · #**1334** 09-06-2011, 06:00 AM

Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Laser · #**1335** 09-06-2011, 08:36 AM

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Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

I swear he was asexual, it was the cherry on the right winged crazy person. If not then who was it or was it even on this board (seems likely as, outside of crazy forums like 4chan, this place seems to be a haven for people with...'interesting' sexualalities)

T-nex · #**1336** 09-06-2011, 09:00 AM

Maybe Oddworld just inspires a little.... 'difference' in us all.

Wings of Fire · #**1337** 09-06-2011, 10:00 AM

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Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Because asexuality is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really funny.

Hahaha.

MeechCrunchies · #**1338** 09-06-2011, 10:18 AM

Well it is an Odd world after all with plenty of Odd people.

Dixanadu · #**1339** 09-06-2011, 10:21 AM

The idea of 'Odd' is purely from perspective.

JennyGenesis · #**1340** 09-06-2011, 11:18 AM

I beleve another name for an asexual is "Nun"

STM · #**1341** 09-06-2011, 12:49 PM

I just had skype sex ^_^ welp, that's a big step forward for me, let's get the champagne out bitches, I'm in a good mood right now.

JennyGenesis · #**1342** 09-06-2011, 01:16 PM

Was the drag queen on the other end impressed with your performance?

STM · #**1343** 09-06-2011, 01:17 PM

Gah, it doesn't feel so good now the novelty has warn off, I just want it all to gooo awayy.

JennyGenesis · #**1344** 09-06-2011, 01:20 PM

Sowwy :<

I gave you pos rep for it though

STM · #**1345** 09-06-2011, 01:33 PM

Fine I'll let it slide.

Dixanadu · #**1346** 09-06-2011, 01:46 PM

Skype sex? What is this I don't even

Sekto Springs · #**1347** 09-06-2011, 01:52 PM

Skype is a phone/webcam service. Seems pretty obvious.

Dixanadu · #**1348** 09-06-2011, 01:54 PM

What's so fun about that when you can't touch?

Havoc · #**1349** 09-06-2011, 01:56 PM

It's live porn and you don't have to pay for it. Next best thing when the real deal isn't available.

Dixanadu · #**1350** 09-06-2011, 02:00 PM

Was this a two-way thing STM, or could you only see her or vice versa?