Bits & Pieces VIII (OMG, Hobo visited! Now this title can't be libelous Edition) -

Varrok · #**1291** 12-18-2012, 01:24 PM

I was talking about ASM. It's obvious that Peter lives/will live in another series.

Also, @Strike Witch, where did you get that picture from?

Wings of Fire · #**1292** 12-18-2012, 01:26 PM

She got it from /co/ where all good comic fans go to bankrupt the industry.

Dynamithix · #**1293** 12-18-2012, 01:39 PM

quit it blurt

quit it

tramambbbbolineeee

OANST · #**1294** 12-18-2012, 01:49 PM

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I was talking about ASM. It's obvious that Peter lives/will live in another series.

Also, @Strike Witch, where did you get that picture from?

I don't see how it matters what they call the series. Parker shall return.

Varrok · #**1295** 12-18-2012, 01:52 PM

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I don't see how it matters what they call the series. Parker shall return.

It matters, for example there were series like Spectacular Spiderman or Ultimate Spiderman, which had their own cannon etc. And in these Peter didn't die like that

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She got it from /co/ where all good comic fans go to bankrupt the industry.

I'm asking because it doesn't match the art style of the other version of leaked #700 pages

Wings of Fire · #**1296** 12-18-2012, 01:54 PM

Ultimate Spiderman had its own canon because the Ultimate universe is separate to the main 616 Marvel continuity. If they later bring Parker back in main 616 continuity then it will be Parker in all 616 continuity including but not limited to Avengers, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, X-Men and any crisis crossovers.

Dear God, even I know that.

Strike Witch · #**1297** 12-18-2012, 01:57 PM

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I think we all know that Peter Parker is going to miraculously come back to life somehow.

Sure. But in the meantime Doctor Octopus is fucking his wife while she thinks it's still her husband.

Manco · #**1298** 12-18-2012, 01:58 PM

But don’t you see he has the same memories so it must be him

also the same raptor claws what the fuck

OANST · #**1299** 12-18-2012, 01:58 PM

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It matters, for example there were series like Spectacular Spiderman or Ultimate Spiderman, which had their own cannon etc. And in these Peter didn't die like that

And my point WHICH I HAVE TRIED TO GET OUT ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES NOW IS THAT THE PARKER FROM THIS CANON WILL RETURN BE SURE OF FUCKING THAT.

Thank you.

Wings of Fire · #**1300** 12-18-2012, 01:58 PM

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Sure. But in the meantime Doctor Octopus is fucking his wife while she thinks it's still her husband.

It's like Face/Off only slightly less retarded and without Nicolas Cage overacting.

Varrok · #**1301** 12-18-2012, 02:07 PM

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And my point WHICH I HAVE TRIED TO GET OUT ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES NOW IS THAT THE PARKER FROM THIS CANON WILL RETURN BE SURE OF FUCKING THAT.

Thank you.

We'll see about that. I'm not so sure, to be honest.

No problem.

OANST · #**1302** 12-18-2012, 02:11 PM

Give it time, teddy bear.

MeechMunchie · #**1303** 12-18-2012, 02:15 PM

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Yeah, yeah.

Bullet Magnet · #**1304** 12-18-2012, 03:46 PM

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Sure. But in the meantime Doctor Octopus is fucking his wife while she thinks it's still her husband.

He doesn't have a wife. His marriage was wished out of the continuity. By his wife.

Strike Witch · #**1305** 12-18-2012, 03:54 PM

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He doesn't have a wife. His marriage was wished out of the continuity. By his wife.

Oh, well that's okay then!

Mac Sirloin · #**1306** 12-18-2012, 04:15 PM

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We'll see about that. I'm not so sure, to be honest.

No problem.

How many comics have you read dude? I mean honestly, give me a guestimate. I'm willing to put 20 digital dollars down saying Parker will be resurrected in a loosely defined 'retarded' way, just like Batman when that dumb shit went down.

Fuck comics.

Wings of Fire · #**1307** 12-18-2012, 04:20 PM

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How many comics have you read dude? I mean honestly, give me a guestimate. I'm willing to put 20 digital dollars down saying Parker will be resurrected in a loosely defined 'retarded' way, just like Batman when that dumb shit went down.

Fuck comics.

The time where he came back as a zombie because they created a stable time loop where he dies in Ancient Atlantis three thousand years ago and is kept anchored to an immortal Amerindian so they can trick the most powerful witch to bring him back to life to make her able to harm him?

Or

The time where he was killed by Darkseid and came back as a living bomb running through time and reincarnating as a caveman, a puritan minister, a pirate and a cowboy so he could blow up all existence?

And those are just from what I own.

Crashpunk · #**1308** 12-19-2012, 02:16 AM

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Amazing. When I see these videos about the history of Minecraft, it makes me wanna go back and play it all over again.

***Nate*** · #**1309** 12-19-2012, 03:37 AM

Ever wanted to see a Golden Eagle snatch a toddler?

Don't fucking lie. Of course you do.

Now, watch:

STM · #**1310** 12-19-2012, 04:52 AM

Holy shit!!

Ridg3 · #**1311** 12-19-2012, 06:43 AM

They're either rapists... or silly.

Bullet Magnet · #**1312** 12-19-2012, 07:38 AM

That's not a golden eagle, nor is it any species native to North America. And there's no way it could generate enough lift to pick up that kid with its wings tilted like that.

OANST · #**1313** 12-19-2012, 07:46 AM

Pterodactyl?

Bullet Magnet · #**1314** 12-19-2012, 07:57 AM

My suspicion is that the video was faked with CGI or staged by falconers.

Mr. Bungle · #**1315** 12-19-2012, 07:58 AM

Looks like we've got ourselves a good old fashioned Pterodactyl hunt going on. Everyone get your rifles. It's obviously quite hungry.

OANST · #**1316** 12-19-2012, 08:00 AM

Hungry for vagina!

Where's Josh when you really need him?

Mr. Bungle · #**1317** 12-19-2012, 08:05 AM

Dunno, but he'll probably make a thread about returning from wherever he was and then never come back. Again.

I never did get to experience his posts for very long. He seemed funny.

Dynamithix · #**1318** 12-20-2012, 08:34 PM

Ridg3 · #**1319** 12-21-2012, 09:59 AM

OPPA TRAUBENFARM!

STM · #**1320** 12-21-2012, 11:27 AM

I think it's spelt trout farm.