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07-25-2011, 08:38 AM
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No, it's a side effect of introducing two girls to each other. They get girly ideas like baking cakes and comparing nail polish.
If you're any sort of man you'll nip that shit in the bud and have them both make you and giant sandwich.
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If you're any sort of man you'll nip that shit in the bud and have them both make you and giant sandwich.
I suspect his plan was to be in the middle of the sandwich himself.
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07-25-2011, 07:02 PM
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Damn voraphiles...
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07-26-2011, 05:50 AM
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I suspect his plan was to be in the middle of the sandwich himself.
And I was. Well, kind of. It was still awesome though!
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07-28-2011, 06:28 AM
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Hey, off-topic and from 3 pages ago! I'm on a roll here!

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Hate that song, am I the only one who feels it became popular because of it's name? So that young kids into pop music have an excuse to say sex without getting bitched at?
To me it always sounded like they'd got together, thought up the "edgiest" words they could, put them all into a hat and picked out two to make into a song.

Hence my tendency to shout "WOOA-OOA-OOA YOUR BLOOD IS ON PAA-AIN" while the song is playing.

Back OT, I like eye conact. Apparently I've got quite an 'intense' look sometimes, like I'm trying to read their mind. Usually because I am.
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07-28-2011, 06:32 AM
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I've seen 2 Girls 1 Cup.

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07-28-2011, 12:50 PM
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blue waffle?
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blue waffle?
I've seen that to.

But I haven't got the courage to watch 1 Man 1 Jar yet.
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07-28-2011, 01:12 PM
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My knowledge on scat porn is somewhat unsettling. Seriously, two girls one cup is by far the mildest shit (lol) that I've seen. Watch Four girls finger painting then come back here, and for STM, one Priest one Nun.
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Seriously, two girls one cup is by far the mildest shit (lol) that I've seen..
Then I don't want to know what else is out there...
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Then I don't want to know what else is out there...
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I love how the topic changed the moment Havoc reported his threesome.
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The mental images...

I'm ill...
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I love how the topic changed the moment Havoc reported his threesome.
Yeah that was kind of... unrewarding? Seriously why are there no guys here giving me high fives and yelling inaudible things at me like in the movies?
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Yeah that was kind of... unrewarding? Seriously why are there no guys here giving me high fives and yelling inaudible things at me like in the movies?
Threesomes aren't the impressive feat of sexual prowess they were in the 90's. Alot of people have had them or have come close to having them.

Or it could be that most of this forum hates you.
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Yeah that was kind of... unrewarding? Seriously why are there no guys here giving me high fives and yelling inaudible things at me like in the movies?
They're envious.
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well personally I just think there's just not a lot to ask. I mean we can all imagine how it happen...

The girls probably started out by kissing each other, then they licked mr. Havoc, and then the girls like stuffed their fists into each other and started eating pizza... Then they made a sandwich with ham, cheese and mayo and put havoc in the middle, and ate him.
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And one of Havoc's dismembered fingers is now posting from their stomach on his iPhone...
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You left out tiger suits and awkward role playing.
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But Havoc says hes not so much into tigers anymore.... or perhaps that was just a decoy >: (
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