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  #1171  
05-22-2007, 06:58 AM
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What is the meaning of life?
A Monty Python film.

A: Because it is depressed.

Q: Do you by any chance know where Leather Face lives?
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05-22-2007, 09:35 AM
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He lives in a place where he can steal the skin off cows very easily (And without being shot).

Why do I have a headache?
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05-22-2007, 02:06 PM
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you were bick'd?

do i need to use more blackadder refrences?
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05-22-2007, 08:28 PM
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Only if you want to.
Why, oh why are there mushrooms dancing aound my head?
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...whut.

  #1175  
05-22-2007, 08:42 PM
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A: You've been watching too much Disney.

Q: What happens when you fall out of a sandbox?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-22-2007, 09:04 PM
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The Fuehrer says you we is the master race
(2,500,000 bonus points who can get the reference and the reference in the points)
Should we, Roger the Cabin Boy?
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05-23-2007, 03:51 AM
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The Fuehrer says you we is the master race
(2,500,000 bonus points who can get the reference and the reference in the points)
OT: I think that's how many Jews Hitler killed in the Holocaust.
On Topic: Yes, you should. No wait, I don't think you should. Or maybe you can if you want to.

Why was my hand itchy just then?
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...whut.

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05-23-2007, 01:52 PM
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a mosquito decided to have dinner.

have you ever tried to steal a goose from a casino?
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05-23-2007, 02:20 PM
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Off Topic On the 2,500,000 points thing *BZZZ* Lex Luthor voice: WRONG!
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05-25-2007, 12:04 PM
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A: Yes. That has crossed my mind many a time.

Q: Who made Michael Myers cry?
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05-25-2007, 08:26 PM
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A: The scary dream he had with a tidal wave of babies.

Q: Sleeping Beauty has narcolepsy?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-26-2007, 02:53 PM
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A: That was supposed to be a secret.

Q: Would you eat an evil apple?
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05-26-2007, 05:15 PM
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depends on how its evil. If its evily jucy, then yes i would eat it.

whe does the contest judge hate me so!
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05-26-2007, 09:33 PM
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A: Because you don't have the sort of features that we want to have to have the misfortune to view.

Q: Where did I leave the car keys?
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05-26-2007, 10:32 PM
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A: Down the firey steps, left at the Underworld junction, two doors past the partying Paramites. Look for the drunk whose hair is on fire. They're in his pocket.

Q: Mocktinis or Martinis?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-27-2007, 02:15 AM
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Mocktails

was i just insulted by OddjobAbe?
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05-29-2007, 12:36 PM
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Go and check!

Have I lost my idiocy?
  #1188  
05-30-2007, 01:43 AM
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No you have found your genius

WHos there?

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05-30-2007, 04:52 PM
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Your mo- err, I mean, your lawer. We need to TALK.

Why won't my teacher turn the air conditioner off when it's -10 degrees in here?
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05-30-2007, 07:38 PM
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A: Testing a new kind of torture and keeping track of how long it takes before you all go insane.

Q: What do you do when a river of soda flows by?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-30-2007, 08:29 PM
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Jump in and enjoy the bubbles.

Why does homework have to be so boring?
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05-30-2007, 10:33 PM
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Q:it is a national agreement to torture kids a home aswell at school thus making them slowly lose there souls

Whatha gonna do when we come for you?

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05-31-2007, 12:55 AM
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well..the whatha here is fine, a bit cold though. as for when you come for me...ur...*runs*

Urrg. i think i'm pockymanz obsessed. what should i do?
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05-31-2007, 11:06 AM
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Yu-Gi-OH!

Yu-Gi-OH?

  #1195  
05-31-2007, 11:27 AM
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A: Yu-Gi-NO!

Q: Snerk or snark?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-31-2007, 01:02 PM
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Snork!

Is it time to BREAK DANCE?
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06-01-2007, 01:38 AM
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No its time to dance breaking!


Pokemon versus Digimon versus my had versus Jesus versus Max the mug versus Nate versus Chick Norris Versus the entire 300 who would win?

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06-01-2007, 01:49 AM
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Mr. Rodgers! *Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*

How now brown cow?
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06-01-2007, 08:12 AM
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A: Chocolate milk.

Q: Why does technology hate me?
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because it does.

Mid terms. Y/N?
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