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  #1141  
05-20-2007, 09:56 AM
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A: Copiously masturbating, as some would say, performing treacherous acts, as I would say.

Q: Do you agree with me that that was an immature thing to say?
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05-20-2007, 11:12 AM
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A: Probably.

Q: If all of the mods blew up, what would everyone do on the forum?
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05-20-2007, 08:44 PM
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A: GO NUTZ!!!one!11!!eleventyone!!

Q: Peanut butter and chocolate are now together. Who does jelly turn to?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-20-2007, 10:51 PM
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A bum.

Why is my shirt all wet and cold? >.<
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  #1145  
05-20-2007, 11:04 PM
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Damn. You. People. And. Your. TOS. Violating. Questions.
I can't say.
What is the creature on the left of Face Off?
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05-20-2007, 11:15 PM
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That would be a one-eyed Intern.
Do you have a pencil I can borrow?
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  #1147  
05-20-2007, 11:28 PM
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A: Yes. Careful, it's carnivorous.

Q: Junebugs or ladybugs?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-21-2007, 12:14 AM
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Ladybugs, because people are always confused when they see a male ladybug.

What's you favourite kinda music? :P
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  #1149  
05-21-2007, 06:45 AM
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A: ****ING TV THEMES!

Q: Will you please ignore my disgusting language?
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05-21-2007, 07:08 AM
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.....no.

Why's my back hurt?
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05-21-2007, 07:13 AM
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A: Because I shot you in it.

Q: Am I the guy off Miami Vice?
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  #1152  
05-21-2007, 08:25 PM
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A: Pfft, you wish.

Q: Do you enjoy being sick?
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05-21-2007, 08:49 PM
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A: Oh, certainly. I love to regurgitate once in a while.

Q: Do I live in the land of the pixies?
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  #1154  
05-21-2007, 09:13 PM
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A: Only the evil ones.

Q: Chuck Norris?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-21-2007, 10:23 PM
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No, thank you.
What is the meaning of life?
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05-21-2007, 10:38 PM
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this depends, if you are looking for the meaning of life in material objects, your way off. If your looking for it in space, your even further off. If you are looking for it in loved ones...well..theres just no helping you, is there?

lion, leon or leprichaun
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  #1157  
05-21-2007, 10:43 PM
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A: KITTY!

Q: Best way to die?
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05-21-2007, 11:09 PM
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Over eating.
Whaddyou wanna be when you grow up?
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05-21-2007, 11:14 PM
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a real boy

what should we do if we step on a mine?
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05-21-2007, 11:15 PM
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A: Panic. End up knocking each other off of it, causing imminent explosion.

Q: What's the difference between slobber and drool?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-21-2007, 11:17 PM
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One starts with S, the other with D.
What does Confucius say about dogs peeing on fire hydrants?
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05-21-2007, 11:19 PM
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A: "Some days you're the dog; some you're the hydrant."

Q: Too loud or too quiet?
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05-21-2007, 11:35 PM
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Speak up, I can't hear you.
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  #1164  
05-21-2007, 11:42 PM
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A: Roundhouse kick to the face.

Q: Is this a stupid question?
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  #1165  
05-22-2007, 12:46 AM
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The answer to that is, of course, pinapple.

Fwibble?
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05-22-2007, 03:36 AM
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Fwipfffth!

Qwertyuiop?
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  #1167  
05-22-2007, 03:41 AM
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No.

Am I crazy?
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05-22-2007, 04:09 AM
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No one know's what is crazy we may all be crazy

why is the earth round.
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05-22-2007, 04:15 AM
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It's not round, it's flat you infidel! Everyone knows that!
Why'd it get so dark all of a sudden?
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05-22-2007, 05:28 AM
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Something's blocking the sun were doooomed doomed I tell you or it's just a powercut.

Why is the sky blue.
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