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  #91  
06-28-2002, 04:10 PM
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...you tickle him behind the ear.

I've got a lovely bunch of...
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06-28-2002, 04:13 PM
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... magic nose goblins.

I like to lurk in...
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06-28-2002, 04:15 PM
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Your house.(bwaahahaha)

Yer momma don't dance and your daddy don't...

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06-28-2002, 04:19 PM
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...side Russian dolls.

Edit: Damn you... Here's another one:
...eat snails anymore.



If I was a video game, I would be...

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  #95  
06-28-2002, 04:24 PM
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If I was a video game, I would be...
Middlesboogie and the Chocolate Hovverchickens: This Time It's Personal! (exclusive to the Middlesboogie-o-Matic).

I have a rather large ________ on my ________.
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06-28-2002, 04:27 PM
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...a video game, presumeably.

EDIT: ooh, it's getting frantic. Let me, then, offer:
...person...mind.

Thorough investigation of crime scenes often leads to...
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06-28-2002, 04:29 PM
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...discoveries.

Russian Roullette is...
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06-28-2002, 04:30 PM
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AAAAARRRGH! Ok, I'll answer both.

I have a rather large head on my neck.
(I could see where you wanted us to go )

...poking and pulling of various parts of your body.

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06-28-2002, 04:31 PM
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...perfectly safe 5 times out of 6.

Do unto others as...
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06-28-2002, 04:38 PM
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...you would have done to your brother/parents/worst enemy.

Gollywogs always look so...
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  #101  
06-28-2002, 04:43 PM
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...ber.

This taping of Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter...

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06-28-2002, 04:48 PM
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...I recieved from the Gas Board.

Money comes and money goes, but...
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  #103  
06-28-2002, 04:49 PM
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...you can get it back if you're a theif.

If I were you...
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06-28-2002, 04:57 PM
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...I'd buy a mirror, cuz I can tell you don't have one by the way you dress.

Hey, I just won...

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06-28-2002, 05:09 PM
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...the Finish the Sentence game.

I'm going to go and eat a...
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  #106  
06-28-2002, 05:10 PM
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... a bag of crisps in a Sainsbury's competition (seriously; I did on Saturday... the top prize is a car, though.)

EDIT: (Re: Tom's quezzie) some burnt toast.

When all else fails, at least I'll always have _________ to play with.
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  #107  
06-28-2002, 05:16 PM
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My genitals.

My tummy-button tastes like...
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  #108  
06-28-2002, 05:18 PM
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... my foot cheese.

Could someone bring me ________ right now?
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06-28-2002, 05:59 PM
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The Head of Light Entertainment.

I'm willing to bet my collection of pencils that a deep-fried audio cassette would taste like...
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06-28-2002, 06:16 PM
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...a deep fried audio cassette.

I wish, I wish I were a...
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06-28-2002, 06:18 PM
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I wish, I wish I were a...
Fruitbat.

The source of all my powers is...
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06-28-2002, 06:21 PM
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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
The source of all my powers is...
...a secret. :P

I refuse to follow the yellow brick road, unless you...
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  #113  
06-28-2002, 07:34 PM
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...make a trail of those orange marshmallowy peanut shaped things leading to it.

Better_____than_____.

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  #114  
06-28-2002, 07:45 PM
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...crushed in an industrial accident than eaten by your sister.

I could really do with a good ___ right now.
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06-29-2002, 02:20 AM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
I could really do with a good ___ right now.
Erotic flogging from a tiny-waisted girl I know

If wishes were horses, then beggers would...
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06-29-2002, 02:46 AM
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Originally posted by Dequibenzo
If wishes were horses, then beggers would...
...ride horses...? I just don't know, frankly.

I saw a piece of cheese grow legs and start to walk away yesterday, so I...
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06-29-2002, 03:14 AM
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...grew legs too, and walked away with it. (It's one hot piece of cheese!)

If I could be a ____, I would be _____

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06-29-2002, 05:28 AM
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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
If I could be a ____, I would be _____
If I could be alone, I would be afraid

Why, Chancellor, do you even consider any demands from such a bunch of...
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  #119  
06-29-2002, 07:51 AM
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...coconuts?

There's a hole in my...
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06-29-2002, 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
There's a hole in my...
...toe.

Mr. Sandman, bring me a...
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