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06-14-2009, 12:15 PM
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How many threads have strayed off topic the past few days?

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06-17-2009, 07:30 PM
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I guess it could "adapt" to humans in a bad way, but in what cases would we want or need them to be involved with the military.
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I have an Idea! If they turn Bad,we turn bad!
Then i'l Grab my Shotgun and kill all of 'em!
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I think Skynet forgot Azimov's laws
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06-18-2009, 02:15 AM
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I think Skynet forgot Azimov's laws
Who the Hell us Azimov?
A Russian Heavy Weapons Guy?
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And: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Asimov
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HEY!
I have an Idea! If they turn Bad,we turn bad!
Then i'l Grab my Shotgun and kill all of 'em!
What is with this modern youth's depressing obsession with guns?
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06-18-2009, 07:03 AM
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i know, they should be SHOT.

ahahaha.
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i know, they should be SHOT.

ahahaha.
Yeah. It's a real High Calibre Issue.
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06-22-2009, 11:03 AM
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true. guns on film give children AMMUNITION to commit crime.
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And if there are too many of these ruffians, the problem may trigger the events of Mad Max.
Anyone who thinks that I actually believe this are out of their minds
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that sort of crime could GO OFF at any minute.
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Honestly, safety is my primary concern. But people sure do cock-up this gun control business.
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a mod should make this the joking about guns thread
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I fail to see your pun. Where is it?
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06-22-2009, 02:33 PM
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he didnt come with one. like someone who turns up at a party with no booze.

the government needs to RIFLE through the records to see the increase in gun crime.
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he didnt come with one. like someone who turns up at a party with no booze.
Now, that's just low. Such people will recoil out of fear when me and my brother come 'round to rough 'em up a bit.
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Why? Do you come Barreling at them?
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No. I wave my cock at them.

EDIT: Shit, we've already had "cock". I'll think of something soon, if it's the last thing I do.
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Let's hope that when you don't think of a STOCK reply.
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I'm glad I've missed out on this thread. It's gay.
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I'll take a stab at it.


Ah, shit.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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that was a BAD SHOT.
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BANG BANG GUNS POW COCKS CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA RELOAD ARRGGHH
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SET YOUR SIGHTS on the topic at hand.

i cant fucking stop.
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We really need to target the original focus of this thread.
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indeed. if we stick to the topic we could have a BLAST.
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One more pun and I'll give you a gunshot wound.

No, really.

Over the internet, I will shoot you.
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Can I axe you a question?
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the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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go ahead, SHOOT.

sorry.
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