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08-06-2008, 09:37 AM
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You dirty little alien. I thought you were Hobo's assistant.
Yeah.
Don't tell Max :P
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My, this turd has grown quite a bit since last night.

EDIT: A magic Eight ball is from the game Pool, aka Pocket Billiards.
Ah. Wasn't it also on a cartoon? Simpsons or something?


And AM, please. Stop breaking my heart even more.
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Where do babies come from?
The Flash, he impregnates every single woman alive the second sex ends, but he's too fast so you can't see him.
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Magic
If Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and King Caesar all fought, who would win?
Motherfucking Rodan
Why does my Daft Punk CD not work?
Have you tried pooping on it and then eating it?
If a laser is fired at the moon, how long would it take to carve your name in it?
Four and a half minutes
Can you sing the Tick theme music?
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Are Revoltechs better then Figmas?
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Can the Flying Fortress dodge a Flying Kick?
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Does the Raven really Quoth: Nevermore?
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Where in the world is Carmen Santiago?
Sandiego
Who wants a body massage?
That dude who stabbed and beheaded that other dude in Manitoba
Who is created by Their Powers Combined?
Captain Planet GTFO MA-TI
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me.
Can has cheezburger?
I don't fucking know
What's the area of a circle?
Needs moar radius
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
John Stamos
Am I the leading actor of the entire world?
Well, you aren't me, so no.
Do you hover over this thread like some vast, predatory bird?
I prefer Pterodactyl
Could Nanoha beat Yuki?
I dunno lol
Could Gurren Lagann beat Lazengann?
Fuck yes
Could Tengen-Toppa beat Grand Zamboa?
Yes...?
Why is there a warthog on top of my TV?
Oh god I hope so
Does Beelzebub have a devil put aside for meeee, for meeee, for meeeeeee?
Freddy mercury is DEEEEEEEEEEEAD
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08-06-2008, 10:57 AM
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DOES GOD HAVE A PEEPEE OR A CHINA AND WHY COME
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This thread became a Couples therapy with AlienMagi.
No more logic questions and answers.
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What does it mean if my wife keeps dragging me into bed after a good night's non-sleep? I have work to get done. That woman is insatiable.

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Wow, Thread is....something else.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
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08-06-2008, 09:05 PM
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..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

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OMG...
well, back on toppic, well, the original toppic, which is technically off topic, replying to what BM said:
But with the big bang theory contradicting scientific laws, how did this peace of matter explore, and well react, when nothing happened to it first? Why did it just suddenly explode, that's impossible, something must have caused it.
But I don't know too much about the theory, maybe there's something in it that explains that.

Oh and guys, just ignore Max, and go for each other, it's obviously the best approach, alternitivly meechshyrkull seems to be the best option.
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Today we will talk about gay relationship problems
Okay. Let's talk about my gay relationship problem now. As in, why don't I have one?
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I read it, and this was all I could think of.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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But with the big bang theory contradicting scientific laws, how did this peace of matter explore, and well react, when nothing happened to it first? Why did it just suddenly explode, that's impossible, something must have caused it.
But I don't know too much about the theory, maybe there's something in it that explains that.
Come on, even a cursory glance at the first paragraph of the entry in Wikipedia reveals that the Big Bang theory does not explain the origin of the universe, but its behaviour since its birth:

The essential idea is that the universe has expanded from a primordial hot and dense initial condition at some finite time in the past and continues to expand to this day.

Without any evidence associated with the earliest instant of the expansion, the Big Bang theory cannot and does not provide any explanation for such an initial condition, rather explaining the general evolution of the universe since that instant.

It also list many lines of evidence that both lead to and have since been consistent with the theory, and how it is useful.

But there is an issue with causality in people's understanding of it. Which is not surprising, people can't even understand beginnings and becomings in all instances of such "events", let alone the whole damn universe. What caused the big bang? Is this even the right sort of question to ask? We don't know. No evidence can survive past the singularity state at the beginning. As far as we know.
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Ok, ok, but if it doesn't explain the origin of the universe, well, then, what then?
Why are we all heralding this as a way the universe could exist without God if it still doesn't explain how the universe was created, in fact, in only presents more problems.
Well done, you just succsessfully changed my mind about the whole theory, I guess it makes sence, prodiving you don't think as to what created this mass in the first place, and I have heard of the evidence supporting it.
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Come on, even a cursory glance at the first paragraph of the entry in Wikipedia reveals that the Big Bang theory does not explain the origin of the universe, but its behaviour since its birth:

The essential idea is that the universe has expanded from a primordial hot and dense initial condition at some finite time in the past and continues to expand to this day.

Without any evidence associated with the earliest instant of the expansion, the Big Bang theory cannot and does not provide any explanation for such an initial condition, rather explaining the general evolution of the universe since that instant.

It also list many lines of evidence that both lead to and have since been consistent with the theory, and how it is useful.

But there is an issue with causality in people's understanding of it. Which is not surprising, people can't even understand beginnings and becomings in all instances of such "events", let alone the whole damn universe. What caused the big bang? Is this even the right sort of question to ask? We don't know. No evidence can survive past the singularity state at the beginning. As far as we know.
I still think that, as big a mystery as the Big Bang is, and despite there being arguments for and against it, the mini Big Bang experiment this September is a bad idea. I mean, there's like, 3 or 4 ways it could plausibly end the world.

And AM, join the queue. Now you too know what it's like to be betrayed by that great big cheater Max!
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Why are we all heralding this as a way the universe could exist without God if it still doesn't explain how the universe was created, in fact, in only presents more problems.
It doesn't create more problems, it solves a large number of questions about the nature of the universe. The real problems are the arte of expansion compared to the amount of observable mass, which is why we have dark matter and dark energy. From what I understand, which is very little, these two concepts worry me in terms of scientific credibility. Are they predictions that we do not yet have the facilities to test (which may change in the coming months) or a means to bail out general relativity?

I've heard no one herald the big bang theory as a way the universe could exist without god, only those raving against it because Adam and Eve don't fit into it particularly well. I don't know if we'll ever be able to explain how the universe came into being (assuming there was a beginning and not merely a cosmic reset of sorts). But using God to fill in what science does not know is the God of the Gaps fallacy, knowingly building your house on the sand as the tide of science comes in. Besides, it is better to have an unsolved mystery than an insufficient one-size-fits-all answer. "God did it" versus "we don't know so let's find out".

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I still think that, as big a mystery as the Big Bang is, and despite there being arguments for and against it, the mini Big Bang experiment this September is a bad idea. I mean, there's like, 3 or 4 ways it could plausibly end the world.
You may notice that no one arguing against it can call themselves a scientist, particularly not an expert in the fields of particle physics or cosmology. There is the general assumption that a mini black hole created in a particle collider is somehow more dangerous than those residing within our bodies already.
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I still think that, as big a mystery as the Big Bang is, and despite there being arguments for and against it, the mini Big Bang experiment this September is a bad idea. I mean, there's like, 3 or 4 ways it could plausibly end the world.

And AM, join the queue. Now you too know what it's like to be betrayed by that great big cheater Max!
When trains were invented, people feared that the great amounts of momentum would cause the passenger's blood to seep out of them causing them to explode. When space programs were started, some worried that all of the direct radiation from the sun would isntantly kill the astronauts once outside of the atmosphere. About a decade ago, people thought that when the clocks reset for the new millenium that computers would go berserk and fire every nuclear missile in the world. The LHC is no different. Nothing is going to happen, nothing bad at least. From what I've read, the same reactions that are going to take place have been constantly happening throughout the cosmos, even in the Ozone layer when solar dust collides with it.
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Here is my question...

If a person called Alien Magi created a stupid thread where he tried to answer people's questions but it turned out to be a cool thread with 4 to 5 relationships happening and a debate between Mudling and Bullet Magnet with BM creating the longest post known to man kind...should the universe implode with the awesomeness contained in here?

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No matter what might happen,
The world's leading actor
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I have class
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There's no use arguing about it
I'm the only one who can prove it's true!


If I don't like it, I run like the wind,
If it's simple, I will raise my hand,
(Hai!)
Let's not do anything absurd
But tea sounds good
Don't be too stingy with the sweets!

No matter how many things I want
(Hai Hai!)
My daredevil eyes are invincible!

1, 2, 3!

Of course, Of course,
the world's leading actor
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(yay!)
There's no way it could turn by itself, right?

No matter what might happen,
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I have class
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There's no use arguing about it
I'm the only one who can prove it's true!
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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