AlienMagi therapy with couples
I have been thinking all night (I got some trouble sleeping) that I should make a thread like this... You ask a question like for example (my favourite) do aliens exist? There are some diffrent logical answers that could explain the question.
Do not ask me like 'does my girlfriend love me'... I can't possibly know about someone I havent even seen yet. I mean like unexplained questions around the world: I answer possible explanations. More examples: Is it possible to teleport, what killed dinosaurs, who built piramides.......... I just wanted to make that kind of thread like it would help you. And by the way... Please don't ask me like what I just made an example, except if you really want to hear my explanation. Also please don't fill me with like one hundred questions. I think it would be better if someone just ask something, then everyone wait until I answer. After I answer people ask me another question, and so on. Hobo please don't close this thread yet. It may even become something. AlienMagi |
Have you danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Yes I have.
Please on topic. |
Do aliens exist?
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Is it possible to teleport?
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I thought someone would ask a question I marked as an example.
Anyway, there are a lot of diffrent answers. Everyone can believe whatever he/she wants but have you ever heard how big is the universe? Now imagine that there would be just 1 planet in the whole universe with living beings. Probably not huh? But I never say aliens exist 100%. There actually is some chances that there actually IS just 1 planet with living beings. It's actually more of what you believe yourself. I am like 98.6% sure that aliens exist. AlienMagi P.S. Nothing is 100% EVER EDIT: Used please next time wait until I answer Leto's question. As I said I don't wish do be filled with questions... Anyway about teleport... It's a hard thing to logically tell if we can teleport. I'm working on it and I hope I can answer soon enough... |
That answer was not satisfying at all.
So I ask you: does my girlfriend love me? |
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I mean like answering possible explanations about things no one can know about. |
What are you going to do with the one second of life you have left?
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Ok, ok, I'll skip the immiture questions I get asked daily:
What is the meaning of life? (Just kidding, I've been waiting for a question thread for quite some time, but never have gotten round to creating one, I'll have to remember some questions I have been pondering) |
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I'll have to think of something good, but I'm not spending my time thinking about it sorry... oh, and I still need to answer your teleport question remember? AlienMagi :
But everyone please just wait until I answer. After I answer you ask another. |
I'll answer Leto's question for you.
No. ;) |
You're worse than a Magic Eight ball. >:C
Does God exist? |
Ok, ok, how about if AlienMagi doesn't have an answer, someone else attempts to answer it, but we could at least ask serious, if curious questions.
Here's mine, they're not good, but they're all I can think of: Why do people state that God cannot exist because of how cruel people can be if we have free choice? Or, What is a Christian's answer to the contradictions of the Old and New testament. I'm a christian myself, I'm just curious about what other people's answers are. |
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If god exist is actually the matter of faith. Everyone can have his/her own god somewhere on his/her own place or something. That about heaven I am actually 9.5% that it does not exist. If heaven would exist, we would see it while flying to space in a rocketship :P Anyway it's actually also the matter wich god you mean. No more questions until I answer thoose about teleport and meaning of the life. EDIT: :
So I don't really know what to answer to your questions because I simply can't know... and I don't have any explanations... But I'll try to think of something: First of all... Why would people be cruel? And for example if everyone is cruel, you can still believe into whatever you want... About old and new testament I apologise but I don't really know what you mean with all that... Repeat: No more questions until I answer thoose about teleport and meaning of the life. |
Is it possible to teleport?
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Is it possible to utilise the power of the magic rainbow sword to make my Mega CD work again?
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How can you tell if people are being sarcastic?
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Because some idiot will post a stupid question. For example:
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Anyway please I told you everyone that I am thinking about two questions now Is it possible to teleport and what is the meaning of life. Wich means I am busy. Any further questions will not be answered until I finish my progress. Thank you. AlienMagi EIDT: :
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Okay I thought about teleportation first.
I found out: If you would put your arm in the teleport, but keep your other parts out, it would probably feel like you have no arm. Why? Because it's not on your body... its actually somewhere else wherever teleport leads. I can also be wrong. Maybe you would feel your arm because the other side of the teleport is right in front of you. I needed some time to think about if teleport would actually exist. This is some kind of like a time machine. If time machine exists then teleport exists cause you have to teleport somewhere if you travel in time somewhere right? Right. When you teleport you actually spawn somewhere completly else. The main question is how do you get there. Answer: Actually first you would probably need to retrench, to reduce a path that's name is Teleport, so its so small path actually so when you do just 1 step you are on the other side... Well yeah this is some bullshit I am talking about. My decision is to tell you, that I don't think that teleport could actually exist, because if you want to come somewhere you have to phisically move there where-ever. You can't teleport because teleportation is meant not-phisically-moving but teleporting. I think you can not possibly go somewhere not-phisically. It's a very freaking strange this about teleports. I told you what I think, if any of you have any other logical theory...(I doubt) please feel free to discuss it with us. Now excuse me I need to think what is the meaning of the life as mudling asked. No questions until I'm done. AlienMagi P.S. Sorry for double post. |
Yes I didn't need much time guessing the question What is the meaning of life.
Why? Simple question - simple answer. The meaning of life is to enjoy it OR to suffer in it. It is actually your choice what you pick. Be a normal human - enjoy life Be a murderer, thief (all that bullshit) - suffer in jail. Yeah that's my theory. Now you can ask another question, and not ask anything again until I answer it. Thank you. AlienMagi P.S. Sorry for triple post. (Don't ban me Hobo) |
Where do babies come from?
Why do birds suddenly appear? If Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and King Caesar all fought, who would win? Why does my Daft Punk CD not work? If a laser is fired at the moon, how long would it take to carve your name in it? Can you sing the Tick theme music? Are Revoltechs better then Figmas? Can the Flying Fortress dodge a Flying Kick? Does the Raven really Quoth: Nevermore? What lies beyond the Gates Of Varl? If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Where in the world is Carmen Santiago? Who wants a body massage? Who is created by Their Powers Combined? What is love? Can has cheezburger? What's the area of a circle? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? Am I the leading actor of the entire world? Do you hover over this thread like some vast, predatory bird? Could Nanoha beat Yuki? Could Gurren Lagann beat Lazengann? Could Tengen-Toppa beat Grand Zamboa? Why is there a warthog on top of my TV? Does Beelzebub have a devil put aside for meeee, for meeee, for meeeeeee? |
Where do babies come from?
From Vagina when they are born. Why do birds suddenly appear? They do not appear, they fly around. If Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and King Caesar all fought, who would win? This is imagination stuff, I can't decide who would win... Why does my Daft Punk CD not work? You probably ruined it or your computer has some problems... If a laser is fired at the moon, how long would it take to carve your name in it? 1 hour 23 minutes 8.3 seconds Can you sing the Tick theme music? No. Are Revoltechs better then Figmas? I have no idea what that is... Can the Flying Fortress dodge a Flying Kick? No. Does the Raven really Quoth: Nevermore? Yes. What lies beyond the Gates Of Varl? A huge demon If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes. Where in the world is Carmen Santiago? Everywhere, in news, on television, on radio... Who wants a body massage? Me. Who is created by Their Powers Combined? The choosen one. What is love? A feeling to someone you would like to be with. Can has cheezburger? ? What's the area of a circle? The area inside of the circle WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? Ghost Am I the leading actor of the entire world? No. Do you hover over this thread like some vast, predatory bird? No. Could Nanoha beat Yuki? Theese are imagination people, I can't decide who would win... Could Gurren Lagann beat Lazengann? Theese are imagination people, I can't decide who would win... Could Tengen-Toppa beat Grand Zamboa? Theese are imagination people, I can't decide who would win... Why is there a warthog on top of my TV? Because you choosed to put it there. Does Beelzebub have a devil put aside for meeee, for meeee, for meeeeeee? Yes... |
Jesus, AlienMagi. Calm down. I’ve now given you two reprimands today, and I’ll not be against giving you more if you don’t stop breaking various rules. You triple posted above, and you knew you were doing it, and how not to do it.
Now I wanted to make fun of this thread and the answers you’ve given, but instead you’ve put me into mod mode. Not happy. |
You can still act like nothing happned :P
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Do you have any imagination at all?
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Wow, that was terrible. I demand a refund.
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If that is so I think we should call hobo to close this.
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