Sex

[mudling]

I have a dirty rash happening, and I've still matained by virginty...
So you can count me as 0/5 for a while.

[Wings of Fire]

2/5 It's odd, when I had exam pressure I treated my dick as a stress reliever and had some amazing emissions but now they're a bit...anticlimactic.

[Grandi]

4/5 :)

[Leto]

And that's good also for my face: too many wanks stimulate pimples' formation.

I really got a kick out of how you said that sentence

Edit as of the 21st of June: This thread should not have been closed. Now there are no interesting threads and this place is again a boring plophouse. I mean, log on, look at the 3 new Off Topic threads with replies (one involving a manor, one with a generic 'phwoar' reply and the final a youtube video in the Stupid Shit thread), see whos online, read an angsty and/or lyrical blog, then become dissatisfied with the lack of any Oddworld Forums greatness.

so in short, Hobo: a more productive use of your and everyone's time, would have been just to wank and tell us about, instead of butthurting yourself to Employee Lounge

[abe is now!]

It's the second day I don't have wanks. I will post again here... I don't know when!

[Crashpunk]

i soundn't of found this thread! no one forced me to look at it, its just the wounderful word "sex"

i think telling people on the forum when and how good was your last wank is a bad idea
it private! >

[Kimon]

ya privocy is r8 importint

The last time I had sex with anything living was a long time ago, and I've actually trying to stop masturbating for a little while because I've realized that since I realized I could jerk off, I don't think I've gone longer than maybe 3 days without. Needless to say, it's not going to well.

Last "wank" as ya'll Yoo-ruppers and Zillinders say, was unsatisfying. Dos.

[Laser]

Crashpunk...what do you think people will do if you tell them (over hte internet not in the middle of a street) about their masturbatory actions, in a thread about wanking?

Will someone go and rape WoF because he is discussing his masturbation?

No i don't think so

[Leto]

omg thread is alive

I had amazing intercourse, which was long overdue. 5/5

The last time I had sex with anything living was a long time ago, and I've actually trying to stop masturbating for a little while because I've realized that since I realized I could jerk off, I don't think I've gone longer than maybe 3 days without. Needless to say, it's not going to well.

know how that is, lol. helps you sleep too

[Havoc]

Last intercourse was so so, but my last wank was awsome.

I'm sure it's supposed to the other way around!!!

[squeak117]

I saw this thread and couldn't let it pass without a contribution by yours truly.

Eighteen and still a virgin. Not only that, but I've never had a girlfriend and therefore haven't even been kissed. Clearly I'm the coolest and most confident guy on these forums.

However, my last wank (mas, tug, toss, etc.) was about 4/5. It went on for a while because I was in anticipation beforehand waiting for everyone in the house to go to sleep, however my junk kinda hurt afterwards because of how long I'd held off the shot. The very fact that I've put this much description into my last wank is a perfect indication of why I've never had a girlfriend. Again, I'm so fucking cool.

[abe is now!]

I look like you...

[Wil]

I look at you…

[squeak117]

I look at you…

*sadface*

[Kimon]

Eighteen and still a virgin. Not only that, but I've never had a girlfriend and therefore haven't even been kissed. Clearly I'm the coolest and most confident guy on these forums.

I lost my virginity AND got my first kiss after my eighteenth birthday. Don't you worry, these things have ways of happening.

helps you sleep too

Sooooo true.

[Havoc]

Early morning sex FTW.

[AlienMagi]

Havoc has a doggy style sex :P

[Mac Sirloin]

Even though it's summer, my fapping has gradually decreased.
HORMONES, RETURN TO MEEEEE

[Leto]

Mabye you've been busy with things? Do you have a summer job, or a project taking up a lot of your time? Or are you just... not being a wanker?

Havoc has very tiger styled sex :P

thur I fix for you

Early morning sex FTW.

I love early morning sex. particularly, very early morning (eg 5-7am). great way to start the day ^-^

[Laser]

isn't in the early morning women's horniest time?

[Wil]

Early morning sex is supposed to be better because you’ve just had several hours’ rest and should have more energy to put into it. Trouble is, I’m what they call a night owl. Early morning for me is a foggy haze of stumbling and unconcentratability, and that’s without alcohol the night before.

[Oddsville]

That and you don't even have to try to be ready in the morning, your johnsons awake before you are!

[Nate]

I suspect afternoon sex would be the best; that's the time that physical trainers suggest you go to the gym because you're at your physical peak.

[Leto]

screw that lol. night time/early morning for me thanks

Last wank: 0/5. not worth it at all. pretty much a sleep aid,

[mitsur]

As much as I'm eager to actually stick it in a female and find out what the real reason to live is like, I'ma gonna have to wait for the right person. I'd like it to be something out of real love. I know it sounds gay and all that, but I'd prefer the first time to mean something.

Anyway, last wank was probably a 4/5 or so. Excellent material to wank to, and it lasted awhile. Would have been higher, but cleanup was a lot since I'd been holding back for a bit.

[Nate]

Personally, I think waiting for the right person sounds more heterosexual than gay. Certainly based off the histories of my gay friends. But I support the motion, even though I may not have followed it to the letter myself.

[Havoc]

After your first time you'll quickly learn that you don't have sex out of love, but out of lust. It's the first time you want to have special with someone you care about because it's a very intimate and scary moment which some people are to afraid to share with a complete stranger.

But the idea of having sex out of pure love, especially at an age this young, is silly. Won't happen. When you ask your GF to come upstairs with you after a movie you're doing so because you're horny, not because you love her. At least, not in the first place.

[Wil]

Waiting for the right female is so gay.

[Alcar]

As I believe that there is a distinct difference between sex while in a relationship, and while not in a relationship - I have no issues.

I've always been a very sexual person, and I don't regret losing my virginity at such a young age, nor to someone I wasn't in love with.

Alcar...

[Leto]

And waiting for the LEFT isn't?

@Havoc: It is sometimes but yah, after first time, it's no so much the special novelty love factor thing... I think regardless of circumstance it's still pretty special (and if you're lucky, romantic).