Pope about to die...

[Rich]

The cardinals (second in command under the pope) vote democratically to decide which cardinal should be promoted to the next Pope.

So the Pope will never be black, female, gay or jewish. So much for democratic, f*cking queer bashing fundamentalists.

[SeaRex]

But there is a black papal candidate this time around...

[Jacob]

I don't think i'd want a Faggot Pope anyway. They'd be going around telling all the Churches to perform Queeri-O marriages, and i loathe it when people are all "Look, you have your views. We have our views. Our views are more acceptable than yours. So you will do as we say."

No, they won't do as you say Mr Queer-rights-campaigner, now p*ss off and go spread some bad AIDS!!

[soulstice]

I don't think i'd want a Faggot Pope anyway. They'd be going around telling all the Churches to perform Queeri-O marriages, and i loathe it when people are all "Look, you have your views. We have our views. Our views are more acceptable than yours. So you will do as we say."

No, they won't do as you say Mr Queer-rights-campaigner, now p*ss off and go spread some bad AIDS!!

Well, I don't think the Gay Rights campaigners are going to win that war.

[Jacob]

The Gay marriage i'm for. Just not making every Church perform them. We already have Gay Churches where we can go to, what's the point in forcing people to change their beliefs?

We're sinners to them. Big deal. Get over it. Go die...of GAIDS.

[Al the Glukkon]

Hee hee. Now I feel about his death. No senile old man who makes goggle things around his eyes with his hands should suffer.

But seriously, why was he doing that? Is there any sort of explanation?

CNN said it was because he had a good sense of humor, and something about pretending to be Superman.

I like those captions better.

[Dino]

But there is a black papal candidate this time around...

You bastard, I was going to say that!

[TheRaisin]

There was a black presidential candidate too. How'd that go?