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Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief:
Holy fucking bad. I watched it because someone else bought my ticket, but it was just a big tardbus Harry Potter ripoff that never tried to pretend it wasn't. Alexandra Daddario can go fuck off to the hole in Kristen Stewart she fell out of. Fucking giant eyed poor acting fuckbitchslut.
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It was directed by the director of the first two
Harry Potter films Chris Columbus, who evidently thinks that by directing HP he's granted immunity on overseeing the production of films that shamelessly copy it. He's done some decent things in his time like
Bicentennial Man and
Mrs. Doubtfire (although one could argue that it was just Robin Williams that made both those films good).
Lightning Thief really looked like a huge let down from the get go.
Were the special fx at least a bit of a saving grace?
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Videodrome:
I don't even know what the fuck. I was high when I watched it.
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Whether you're high or not, you'll still be scratching your head. It's a good ol' slice of Croenenbergy goodness, it doesn't have to make alot of sense to kick ass.
I recently tapped the On-Demand well and watched me some
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and
Drag Me to Hell.
Cloudy was great, as I expected it would be. The humor was just quirky enough to set it apart from most other CG family fare, but also didn't insist upon itself or try too hard either. It had a good balance of completely ridiculous fun and believable character-to-character dynamics (ie Flint's relationship with his dad).
Drag Me To Hell was exactly what I expected it to be as well. Sam Raimi loves the cheese, and he piled it on like it was a mountain of nachos. I was a little disappointed in the lack of crazy camera work that made his early work so unique and fun, and I was hoping for more gore. I definitely see the parallels between
DMtH and the
Evil Dead, Evil Dead was way better of course, but you can't really surpass it in goofy, cult horror awesomeness either. All in all I enjoyed it for what it was, not unlike I enjoyed
House of 1000 Corpses for the same reasons.