The NEW! Sex Thread -

abe is now! · #**1051** 07-07-2011, 04:40 AM

Except Gardevoir... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE NEW POKEMONS?!

Wings of Fire · #**1052** 07-07-2011, 04:41 AM

Yeah, Gardevoir is cool and doesn't really belong on that list.

Lucario and Zoroak are the worst offenders.

STM · #**1053** 07-07-2011, 04:43 AM

Perhaps you should.

MeechMunchie · #**1054** 07-07-2011, 06:58 AM

Magmar has an arse on the back of its head, I bet they had fun with that.

Manco · #**1055** 07-07-2011, 07:44 AM

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Magmar has an arse on the back of its head

The back?

enchilado · #**1056** 07-07-2011, 03:28 PM

Since when were pokemon that human-like? They suck.

Wings of Fire · #**1057** 07-07-2011, 03:36 PM

I hate humanoid designs. In anything monster based.

Manco · #**1058** 07-07-2011, 03:36 PM

Humans are the real monsters.

metroixer · #**1059** 07-07-2011, 04:56 PM

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Since when were pokemon that human-like? They suck.

Havoc · #**1060** 07-07-2011, 05:15 PM

We're drifting off topic. Normally I don't mind but this is a SHIT subject.

JennyGenesis · #**1061** 07-08-2011, 02:23 AM

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this is a SHIT subject.

Please...................Don't.......................

Dixanadu · #**1062** 07-08-2011, 02:31 AM

Get Pokemonz out of mah threadz.

Sorry, JG. We need more SHIT to talk about.

I lined myself up for that one.

STM · #**1063** 07-08-2011, 04:50 AM

After 36 pages perhaps this forum has been sex'd out. Time for it to take a cigarette and sleep.

MeechMunchie · #**1064** 07-08-2011, 05:59 AM

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The back?

Sorry about that. It's just that I haven't given the slightest fuck about Pokemon since I was about six.

Dixanadu · #**1065** 07-08-2011, 09:53 AM

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After 36 pages perhaps this forum has been sex'd out. Time for it to take a cigarette and sleep.

Nevar!

My thread is almost as big as the Music Thread. Once the transition is complete, my metamorphosis into a deity will be complete.

Disgruntled Intern · #**1066** 07-08-2011, 11:29 AM

Have we discussed preference when it comes to pubic hair? Having to do with your partner more than yourself, really. Well how your partner maintains and grooms their pubes, if at all.

Havoc · #**1067** 07-08-2011, 11:33 AM

Preference is shaved or trimmed and luckily my gf does the latter.

Disgruntled Intern · #**1068** 07-08-2011, 11:48 AM

You know in my younger days I preferred the ladies to be shaved/waxed. But now that I'm getting older and several of our friends have kids...I don't. It grosses me the fuck out. Even porn with completely bare ladies bothers me.

Havoc · #**1069** 07-08-2011, 11:49 AM

Huh, why?

Dixanadu · #**1070** 07-08-2011, 12:56 PM

I have no qualms with bushes.

Besides, touching the general area when the hair grows back is unpleasant. Like a growing neckbeard of some kind.

STM · #**1071** 07-08-2011, 01:14 PM

I prefer shaven or Brazilian if any hair at all.

JennyGenesis · #**1072** 07-08-2011, 02:07 PM

Well as I previously stated, I always keep myself shaved.

But when it comes to whoever I'm with. I'm a very very fussy bastard.

Public hair:Completly shaved but I will tolerate a VERY VERY SMALL AMOUNT
Leg hair: Ok
Facial Hair:Moustache is a no no, beard, depends, it must suit you and just be very very very short
Chest hair:NO!
Taint and rear end hair:NO!
Armpit hair: Ok

Guess my boyfriend is quite literally Mr Perfect................... He just happened to fit into my preferences when we first slept together and that was even before we were in a relationship and before I told him my preferences.

He wants me to grow my public hair a bit as he said he thinks it would look sexy but I really don't want to do it.......................though I may end up giving in.......

I myself shave everything but my legs.

Disgruntled Intern · #**1073** 07-08-2011, 02:10 PM

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Huh, why?

I don't know, really. There was just something in my mind that clicked at some point that made me equate shaved/hairless vaginas with children. I assume it was, as I said, our friends having kids and spending time with them/changing diapers/whatever.

Jordan · #**1074** 07-08-2011, 04:55 PM

Beards on a guy can be totally hot.

***Nate*** · #**1075** 07-08-2011, 05:50 PM

As I've said elsewhere, I don't like completely shaved pubes. But I do prefer trimmed over bushy.

As for other areas; I really don't like chest or back hair. I prefer smooth legs, but I can live with them being hairy. And I prefer no facial hair.

As for myself, I shave my chest, trim my pubes and trim my facial hair every couple of days. I don't shave my face smooth often because it gives me acne. And I have very hairy legs.

Goresplatter · #**1076** 07-08-2011, 05:51 PM

I prefer women to be clean shaved on the lower parts, just as my girlfriend is. Both for aesthetic reasons and practical ones; giving head to a girl with any amount of pubic hair is... nigh impossible, let alone unpleasant.

Havoc · #**1077** 07-08-2011, 05:56 PM

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I prefer women to be clean shaved on the lower parts, just as my girlfriend is. Both for aesthetic reasons and practical ones; giving head to a girl with any amount of pubic hair is... nigh impossible, let alone unpleasant.

Impossible? Unless you need to do this

I'd say you're not trying hard enough.

Goresplatter · #**1078** 07-09-2011, 12:58 AM

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Impossible? Unless you need to do this

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I'd say you're not trying hard enough.

I meant, nigh impossible without vomiting. I don't mind cunnilingus, but almost literally licking a carpet is horrible.

T-nex · #**1079** 07-09-2011, 01:13 AM

It would be nice if more guys like unshaved poosies. Its a friggin hell trying to get rid of it, specially cos i do it so rarely and my skin never gets used to it. Get pretty bad razor burns

But honestly, I prefer the shaven look myself. I dont like giant bushes. It looks so unsterilized x_x Also I like the smooth feel more. I love smooth skin :3

I've tweezed the entire area once.

STM · #**1080** 07-09-2011, 03:51 AM

Ouch, I think my legs just gave way.