The NEW! Sex Thread -

abe is now! · #**991** 07-05-2011, 03:56 AM

I can't help you because I'm not attracted in any way to males... But I can tell you that I'm attracted romantically and sexually to girls, so it's definitively possible!

Who was saying that it's not pobbile?

moxco · #**992** 07-05-2011, 04:17 AM

People aren't necessarily romantically attracted exclusively to people of the same gender, it just so happens that all the people the are/have been attracted to are of the same gender.

MA · #**993** 07-05-2011, 09:37 AM

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I can't help you because I'm not attracted in any way to males...

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

abe is now! · #**994** 07-05-2011, 09:39 AM

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

I'm sure you don't want to hear again that phrase xD

MA · #**995** 07-05-2011, 09:44 AM

i'm sorry AiN. i just love stirring the shit.

Disgruntled Intern · #**996** 07-05-2011, 10:13 AM

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i'm sorry AiN. i just love stirring the shit.

With his wenis. In a butthole.

abe is now! · #**997** 07-05-2011, 10:31 AM

Shut up or I'll cum all over you, you lewd men!

MA · #**998** 07-05-2011, 10:34 AM

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With his wenis. In a butthole.

CUNT

that actually took me by surprise, i feel quite queasy.

i think i'm gonna lie down for a while.

Disgruntled Intern · #**999** 07-05-2011, 12:19 PM

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i think i'm gonna lie down for a while.

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I'll cum all over you!

Like shooting fish in a barrel, that is.

Bullet Magnet · #**1000** 07-05-2011, 01:20 PM

Oh, AIN, you're like a refreshing fart in a room full of roses.

STM · #**1001** 07-05-2011, 02:10 PM

Are you even suggesting any one here is a rose. Because then you're gay too. Wow we're really whittling them down this time.

Bullet Magnet · #**1002** 07-05-2011, 02:16 PM

Nate is.

STM · #**1003** 07-05-2011, 02:19 PM

*gurk*

Manco · #**1004** 07-05-2011, 02:19 PM

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Are you even suggesting any one here is a rose. Because then you're gay too. Wow we're really whittling them down this time.

FLOWERS MAKE PEOPLE GAY

STM · #**1005** 07-05-2011, 02:20 PM

Yes...I went to a garden centre with my mum the other day though. O_O'

Bullet Magnet · #**1006** 07-05-2011, 02:21 PM

I work in one. What does that make me?

Answer: sunburnt.

STM · #**1007** 07-05-2011, 02:22 PM

Gay.

Do you get to use the hoses?

abe is now! · #**1008** 07-05-2011, 02:22 PM

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FLOWERS MAKE PEOPLE GAY

Long penises make people gay!

Bullet Magnet · #**1009** 07-05-2011, 02:23 PM

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Do you get to use the hoses?

Yes. It exploded yesterday.

STM · #**1010** 07-05-2011, 02:26 PM

Go on.

Bullet Magnet · #**1011** 07-05-2011, 02:27 PM

That's pretty much the full story.

STM · #**1012** 07-05-2011, 02:28 PM

Oh. Well I got wet at Thorpe Park the other day. I held my own for quite some time.

Manco · #**1013** 07-05-2011, 02:29 PM

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Long penises make people gay!

ALL HORSES ARE HOMO

Havoc · #**1014** 07-05-2011, 02:49 PM

We're talking about horse's penises now? Last time we went there... well... you know. Don't blame me for it this time though!

STM · #**1015** 07-05-2011, 02:49 PM

Sucky sucky 15 dorrar?

JennyGenesis · #**1016** 07-05-2011, 02:51 PM

Impressive size yes.

Though I'd never do anything with one. How people can take one of them things is beyond me.

STM · #**1017** 07-05-2011, 02:53 PM

You can't if it got a boner it would rip a hole straight through a woman.

Bullet Magnet · #**1018** 07-05-2011, 02:53 PM

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We're talking about horse's penises now? Last time we went there... well... you know. Don't blame me for it this time though!

We have a thread devoted to sex reaching it's 34th page on a forum that ranks first page on Google for a "zoophilia" search. How did you think it would go?

Havoc · #**1019** 07-05-2011, 02:57 PM

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You can't if it got a boner it would rip a hole straight through a woman.

Or a man... True story.

JennyGenesis · #**1020** 07-05-2011, 03:37 PM

Wasen't there a movie based on that?