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  #61  
04-05-2002, 01:41 AM
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Auberginetastik!!!!(Sorry, don't know what an aurbergine is) If i was given the choice between 200 million dollars or the ownership of a theme park of my choice and the immediate slaughtering of Mike eisner i would.....
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04-05-2002, 09:33 PM
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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
If i was given the choice between 200 million dollars or the ownership of a theme park of my choice and the immediate slaughtering of Mike eisner i would.....
/.....wonder who mike eiesneir was and poeorbaly sh##chooese the money!"
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04-06-2002, 03:44 PM
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04-06-2002, 04:07 PM
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...my survival would be calculated by a complex set of variants including such changables as 'what creature would I actually be' and 'would I survive'. Further complications would be created by the fact that Oddworld creatures are fictional, and so, therefore, I must be also - in which case, my survival would depend upon viewer ratings.

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04-06-2002, 04:27 PM
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Tonsils.

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04-06-2002, 04:43 PM
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Originally posted by Jacob
Dont swear unless...
...your mum is out of sight.

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04-06-2002, 04:47 PM
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Originally posted by Silversnow
If I didn't have a choice, I would...
...be forced to eat the goddamned asparagous...

If I wasn't paying attention, my eyes might...
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04-06-2002, 04:57 PM
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...might not be functioning.

When a computer displays a blue screen, it means...
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04-06-2002, 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by Max the Mug
When a computer displays a blue screen, it means...
..."Hit me".

I haven't been addicted to anything since I came off...
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04-06-2002, 05:10 PM
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The Gloria Gaynor music

Gloria Gaynor deserves a big kiss on the....
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04-06-2002, 08:19 PM
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04-06-2002, 08:24 PM
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04-06-2002, 08:24 PM
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it sucks when you get it to crispy.
The reason that people like to piss off suckers is....
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04-07-2002, 09:28 PM
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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
The reason that people like to piss off suckers is....
...because most suckers tend to be quite tall, and so provide a nice high vantage point from which to piss.

If I ruled the world...
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06-26-2002, 01:08 PM
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I would ban the AOL lady from ever appearing in an advert again.

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06-26-2002, 03:10 PM
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I would rather have a 6lb brass paperclip than a...
...12 kilo wooden paperclip.

Cheerily I must...
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06-26-2002, 06:56 PM
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...get to work and finish the Oddworld Encyclopedia website so that everyone here can enjoy it!

In the event that I meet a ten foot tall platypus I will...
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06-27-2002, 04:07 AM
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If i were to somehow come across now very poor Bill Gates, begging for money and on the gutters of some street, i would...
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06-27-2002, 06:31 AM
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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
Sorry, don't know what an aubergine is.
I believe they're called eggplants in the States.

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If i were to somehow come across now very poor Bill Gates, begging for money and on the gutters of some street, i would...
Point at him and laugh, safe in the knowledege that the superior Macs will now rule the computer world.

If I had a bucket of tripe and onions, a pink elephant and a tub of hair wax I would...
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06-27-2002, 04:45 PM
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...take the hair wax and use it to wax the pink elephant's hairs (I presume that's what hair wax is used for), then proceed to prepare the tripe and onions as a tasty, yet rather bland, meal, which I shall call 'Tripe and Onion Meal', with the intention of feeding this meal to the elephant for the rest of its life.

I am very sorry for...
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...not having finished the Oddworld Encyclopedia.

I promise that...
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06-27-2002, 05:19 PM
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...I won't stick my finger up there again.

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06-28-2002, 12:27 AM
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06-28-2002, 06:26 AM
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... pizzeria.

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06-28-2002, 03:51 PM
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fell for the "you like seafood?" trick

Wow, that's the 12th time today that I...
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06-28-2002, 03:53 PM
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... farted (seriously).

I sleep with a...
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06-28-2002, 03:58 PM
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...female giant panda.(for scientific experimental purposes only)

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06-28-2002, 04:01 PM
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You should always smile...
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...(full stop)

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