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01-13-2016, 01:54 AM
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Not at all, if you feel uncomfortable talking about sex you don't have to read it.
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Not at all, if you feel uncomfortable talking about sex you don't have to read it.
The fact that the thread is talking about sex isn't what makes it a trainwreck though.
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It's true. It's that picture of the train being all wrecked and stuff that did it. Goddamn pictures. And trains.

Orrrrr, and I'm just going out on a limb here, I think you may have taken a "poop on dick" joke personally, and gotten offended. Partly because of your personal situation, a situation that I know nothing about. And even if I had known, it wouldn't have made a difference. Because the joke wasn't about you. It was a joke about poop. And dicks. You know. Humor in its purest form.
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I've had lots of sex. Only with one person, though, who left me for someone else four months ago.
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This thread is fun...
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I've had sex. With a lady.

It's true!

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Why is JM getting all triggered?

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I lost mine to a good friend after high school graduation when I was 17 and I've only had it with one other person in the same year (who I am still with today). The idea of anal has never crossed our minds -- I can't imagine what would make the initial mentality of it worth the while.
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...you graduated high school at 17? Are you like a genius or something?
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Australia has a different school year since their summer is in our Winter. I mean I finished secondary school at 18. 17 isn't young at all.
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I'm just starting my third year at uni and I'm not even 20 yet. It's not uncommon to finish highschool at 17 here, it just depends when you're born.

You start school after you turn 5, so if you turn 5 late in the year, basically any time after May, you don't advance from the first "Reception" year of school until the following year. If you were born in September 1995 you'd start school in Reception at the end of the year 2000, repeat Reception in 2001, then move on to "year 1" in 2002. I was born in 96 and turned 5 in March of 2001, so I did enough of Reception year in 2001 to go straight on in 2002. Some smart kids don't repeat the first year and finish highschool at 16, but conversely some kids who started at the same time as me did the entire first year twice because they were dumb.

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Wow here in Romania most kids start when they're 7. I started when I was 6 and a half so I'm younger than most of my high school classmates. I started first grade in 2003, and high school in 2011.

I graduated last year when I was 18, but most of them were 19. Of course, I took a gap year because I forgot to take the IELTS exam but it's worked for the best so far and I'm going to college in London starting this year.
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Anyway OT it looks like I'm going to continue to be a virgin well into this year :c
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What part of London are you studying in FA?? I've been working in and around London for the last 2 years lol.

@Phy - hookers, man.
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Hopefully I'll be doing Interface Design at UAL (I know, I know, arts, but last time I tried something I didn't like I dropped out after a month). Looking at Google Maps I see it's right next to Elephant and Castle. Whatever that is.
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Ooh cool...don't get stabbed. :P
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I hope I won't haha.
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Oh yeah, if this thread is still the right place for virginity and sex in general, was anybody really paranoid about getting/her getting pregnant? I know I was for the longest time even with condoms + the pill. I would get feel terrified every time my missus felt sick or nauseous and I would feel extremely anxious if I thought too much. Hm maybe this should be in the phobias thread. Oh well lol
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Oh yeah, if this thread is still the right place for virginity and sex in general, was anybody really paranoid about getting/her getting pregnant?
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In other news, a fuckbuddy of mine has suggested that I should make a dildo out of my own wang and fuck myself with it. He seemed quite irrationally insistent about it.
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I still worry about it, but that's because we're shit at using protection. As in, we don't. The chances of my girlfriend getting pregnant are low enough one doctor told us we didn't even have to worry.

I still worry.
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