the horror

[Dipstikk]

Find a bike.

Take your pants and underwear off.

Take the bike out, without pants or underwear on.

Masturbate while riding the bike. Problem solved,

[OANST]

Go to an abortion clinic. Wait for the post-ops to come out, and then chase after them while masturbating.

[T-nex]

You guys don't even make sense anymore.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Did they ever?

[T-nex]

I sometimes convince myself they do, just so I can sleep at night.

[Disgruntled Intern]

[scrabface]

my mama always said, I bring out the best in people!

[Mr. Bungle]

I bet she's a nice lady.

[MA]

Bungle fancies his mother.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Who don't?

[MA]

i'd tap that.

[OANST]

I'd play G&B Showers for her.

[MA]

i'd jiggle around in front of her.

[T-nex]

My mama said to get back on topic or else ... but then I spammed


But seriously, I think this topic should either become something or it gets closed. I'm sure it'll end up closed anyway. *sad*

[Mr. Bungle]

The best ones always do.

[OANST]

i'd jiggle around in front of her.

This thread is not a dance game.
This thread is a unique conversation.

[Wings of Fire]

But seriously, I think this topic should either become something or it gets closed.

I beat you by 72 posts.

[Dynamithix]

This thread is not a dance game.
This thread is a unique conversation.

What up, OANSTMan.

[Dixanadu]

If by on-topic you mean 'sexually aggressive things to do to scrabface's room-mate', then yes. My boner dissolved once everyone started talking about mothers.

[MA]

oh, fuck off. you'd do that shit, too.

[T-nex]

*kicks Joes balls*


Anyway I think we should close this.

Next time you should probably make a blog, scrabface.

Closed... Bye bye loyal thread.