the horror
 

I am going to move in together with a girl, but she's not my girlfriend (she has a boyfriend), so it's gonna be a flat share. only problem is, it has a walk-through room, and it seems like she wants the dead end room. I checkmate myself, because I realized with a horror, that I'll never be able to WANK again! What shall I doooo?!

FOR GODS SAKE THERE IS NO REASON WHY THIS COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A FUCKING BLOG

there is no reason to shout at me

YES THERE IS THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING BLOG

That guy knows his shit.

Just wait till she's out, or use the bathroom. It's far from the end of your wanking life.

Heres what you should do.

never post ever again.

ever.

That and stop wanking, god dammit son your killing babies!

I joke by the way but seriously your over reacting, Abe Lincoln her face.

Stand in the middle of the room and jerk off.

Do it in her room instead.

perfect!

ask her to do it for you :D

This.

Switch rooms with her, dumbass.

smartest person on OWF

They haven't moved in yet or even made a decision on who gets which room.

Get a different place.

Pussy out.

She's too good for your shitty ass.

In all seriousness though, if she does end up taking the dead end room simply agree to knock before opening the door from either side. In the end she should think about your privacy a little if she's going to be barging trough your room all the time. If she's even a little reasonable she'll understand. If she's a prude she'll make a disgusting face and want to switch rooms. Either way you win. And if all that doesn't work, just let yourself get caught once. She'll knock after that, trust me. Either that or she'll want to sex you, but that generally only happens in porno.

i still think this should be a blog...

but havoc is right there's like so many way's you can still do your'e thing without her knowing

Following on from what Havoc said; if she's not willing to consider your privacy and knock before walking through your room, she's not going to be worth living with. Someone that rude will be horrible in other ways too.

like if you bake cookie's and then she eats the cookie's and then you want a cookie but she's already eaten them

but yeah living with someone that rude suck's, trust me i live with one :(

I'm rude and I'm great to live with when I'm not stealing washing up powder, milk, salt, toilet paper, shower gel, bread, eggs, cereal or juice.

well at least your'e not stealing cookie's :)

I'd be some kind of monster.

you'd be like a cookie monster or something... oh wait

Well done, sweetheart.

CrissCross isn't a cookie monster. He's an apostrophe monster. It's inhumane, what he does to those poor things.

What? Oh! I see! It's lucky you had that arrow there pointing him out, or I might not have noticed him. He's hard to spot. It's like a fucking optical illusion.