How much do looks matter to you? -

MA · #61 06-19-2009, 02:13 PM

never said it before, but epic fucking win.

OANST · #62 06-19-2009, 02:17 PM

Whenever snippets of disturbing sexual fictions are needed, I will be there. Or Pilot.

Fuzzle Guy · #63 06-19-2009, 03:33 PM

I'm in need of one right now. \\

T-nex · #64 06-19-2009, 03:33 PM

That was actually a very cute erotic piece of text. Soo soo cute ^^

Fuzzle Guy · #65 06-19-2009, 03:38 PM

Why, thankyou, although I was simply asking OANST for some more of his erotica on the previous page!

OANST · #66 06-19-2009, 03:39 PM

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I'm in need of one right now. \\

Only one per thread, please. Look on the last page if you missed it. I name it "Watch Your AIN".

Wings of Fire · #67 06-19-2009, 03:43 PM

You tickle me sir.

Pilot · #68 06-19-2009, 06:35 PM

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And Pilot, I'm just wondering, is your friend is gay as well?

I had to think... I haven't visited this thread in quite a while.

The answer: yes.... he essentially 'came out' to me.... he came over one night distraught after a text-message breakup from his girlfriend (while he was visiting me on the west coast from the east coast, additionally) ....needing, as he put it, 'Clarity.' He explained a lot because he knew I would listen. He's always come to me to talk. Firstly he basically admitted that he was 'a little jealous' when I introduced him to my first boyfriend way way back. Soon after he admitted to 'playing on both sides of the tracks."

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Whenever snippets of disturbing sexual fictions are needed, I will be there. Or Pilot.

Except my snippets tend not to be 'fictions'.

***Nate*** · #69 06-19-2009, 06:58 PM

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I think I get ashamed because I try to find the right words to say but I can't find them, so I stumble, I go red but I must speak, I must say something, even though I don't know what to say! And If I don't do it an embarassing silence kills me....

The thing to remember is that girls aren't so different to guys. As long as you don't burp or fart too regularly*, just be friendly and chatty and they'll like you for it.

*This depends on the girl, admittedly.

***Alcar*** · #70 06-19-2009, 11:40 PM

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*This depends on the girl, admittedly.

Oh my, yes.

I find it more difficult to talk to men I don't know. I have no qualms with talking to women, it's incredibly easy to strike up a conversation.

Alcar...

abe is now! · #71 06-20-2009, 12:24 AM

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Oh my, yes.

I find it more difficult to talk to men I don't know. I have no qualms with talking to women, it's incredibly easy to strike up a conversation.

Alcar...

Because you are a play boy XD

OANST · #72 06-20-2009, 11:20 AM

Are you sure it's not because he's gay?

abe is now! · #73 06-20-2009, 11:56 PM

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Are you sure it's not because he's gay?

No... O.O

Leto · #74 06-22-2009, 02:02 AM

So basically, this thread condensed into a sentence is: "If you got a face like a donkey, I'm not gonna come on your chops"

Laser · #75 06-22-2009, 02:32 AM

Leto, you have just made my sig...sorry OANST

abe is now! · #76 06-22-2009, 05:30 AM

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So basically, this thread condensed into a sentence is: "If you got a face like a donkey, I'm not gonna come on your chops"

All right Leto, I know that you're gay and that you want me to come in your face/mouth because I'm very strong, but I actually love someone else... I'm sorry.

MA · #77 06-22-2009, 05:57 AM

oh dear, i just pissed myself.

abe is now! · #78 06-22-2009, 06:09 AM

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oh dear, i just pissed myself.

Love is love dude.

used:) · #79 06-22-2009, 07:49 AM

Oh dear lord...

Pilot · #80 06-22-2009, 10:27 AM

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I find it more difficult to talk to men I don't know. I have no qualms with talking to women, it's incredibly easy to strike up a conversation.

Women are always easy to talk to when they find you non-threatening.... i.e. being gay.

AIN, you misspelled come. Spell it right!

abe is now! · #81 06-22-2009, 11:21 AM

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AIN, you misspelled come. Spell it right!

Do it for me please, I'm a blockhead.

used:) · #82 06-22-2009, 05:18 PM

You just made the worst request of your life.

Leto · #83 06-22-2009, 06:32 PM

Well if we're being brutally honest here Fabio, I'd like to cut your head off and have sex with your esophagus, and rub my nipples with your come covered face.

***Wil*** · #84 06-22-2009, 06:39 PM

Leto and AIN for the Oddworld Forums Best Couple 2009! XD

Pilot · #85 06-22-2009, 10:33 PM

GAYTIP: Come and Cum are two completely seperate verbs but can be used interchangeably for, sometimes surprisingly still accurate, amusement.

used:) · #86 06-22-2009, 10:47 PM

How exactly did "cum" come har har to be used as another word for semen?

Leto · #87 06-22-2009, 10:48 PM

"IM COMING [up to my highest point of arousal, dear woman]"

over time, the squarebracketted text fell out of common usage.

used:) · #88 06-22-2009, 10:52 PM

Hmmm. Right over my head. Just like AIN's acidic semen dissolving his mohawk!

abe is now! · #89 06-22-2009, 11:18 PM

I always use "to come" for "to cum" in the dirty italian language.

Strike Witch · #90 06-23-2009, 02:17 AM

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Ooh, I'm bristling with excitement.

Slowly, ever so slowly, she ran her hand along the full length of his member. A spasm of excitement struck them both, and she quickened her pace. To their surprise, when the moment finally came (in a manner of speaking, wink, wink, nudge, nudge), the seed leapt into the air, landing mostly in his mouth. His groan of pleasure excited her more than the actual act had, and she knew that she had to prolong it.

She leaned in close to his ear, and said "Spit". Dutiful as always, he let himself dribble down his chin and unto his chest, where she used her nail to form it into the shape of an A surrounded by a circle.

I'm a bad person.

Okay, just replace she with he and put in some Harry Potter and you can become internet-famous.

Seriously man, you're in the Yaoi big-leagues with this shit.