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i approve of fuck all.

actually i approve of inbreeding.
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Looks matter to me, but not to the degree that every girl I date/sleep with has to be at least a C cup and look like a super model. Not that I would mind... but I know that if I'm going to go exclusively for those requirements, I'm going to be making a lot of solo posts in the sex thread for the upcoming years.
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Looks matter to 90% of people IMO. For any kind of relationship, there has to been some kind of physical attraction. Im tacking a big risk being this my 1st post, but even my mates at school, if i was a chick, i would find them attractive, not that im gay. But chicks with awesome personality's are epic wins.
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What a strange thing to say. Why did you think to mention that you have attractive friends?


And, even if you were gay, we wouldn't mind. OWF is a Gay and any other deviancy you can mention Friendly Zone.
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Alcar is gay. Nate is gay. Is Max gay?
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

He's as gay as a hyena. Of the Disney type.

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Good lord, is he ever. Can't believe you didn't know that.
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Ultimately, looks aren't as important to me as character. There have been times when I felt love-struck just by someone's looks, but I've grown far closer to others based on character alone.

And Pilot, I'm just wondering, is your friend is gay as well?

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i didnt know Nate was gay. is Havoc gay as well?

in fear of being infracted: looks dont really matter to me, i like someone to have quirks.
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Havoc would probably fuck a male tiger, but not a male human.
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If we had a list it would go something like this.

Known gays: Alcar, Nate, Max, Anonyman, Ghost Witch, Pilot

Known Bisexuals: Me, Leto, Venks

Other Notable Deviants: Havoc.

There, I've just labeled you all, aren't I an evil person.
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As far as this forum goes, I am definitely a deviant. A long standing member who has only ever fornicated with women.

Well, that puts Ghost and me in the same category, I guess.
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You're forgetting someone. Thanks a lot.
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I don't think so.
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Though I've never been in a relationship, looks don't matter much to me. So long and they smell decent (not like ass or B.O. all the time) and aren't completely deformed, I can deal with any look, style, etc.

If I can't hold a conversation with them for awhile, it's out of the question, same goes if they lack a sense of humor. I really like it when a person is shy and timid, because it makes me feel like I can become something important in their life at the least. I have a tendancy to stick up for those who I'm close to.

Cutting into the sexuality discussion, I have no idea what I'd be classified as.

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One of our many adolescents full of angst waiting to relieve themselves of sexual frustration.
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Max is gay too? Then this forum is rulled by homos.
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Technically, it's ruled by people with an affinity for men

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Max is gay too? Then this forum is rulled by homos.
You've been a member for two and a half years and you're only now realising this?
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Oh Shit. Forgot about Abe Babe I mean Cloverfeild. You can hardly blame me!
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As it is with a lot of adolescent boys. At least you stand mroe of a chance now you've gotten rid of that moheikan.
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I like nice girls but nice girls don't like me... this is my matter.
Do you approach them and talk to them? Or do you simply stare and stalk?

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Do you approach them and talk to them? Or do you simply stare and stalk?

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I am too shamefaced and I sometimes don't have the courage to approach them... and I don't know what to do...
Honestly.. Get your act together... You don't look bad. really!
If you had the personality to go with it girls would fall for you.

Maybe you should practise in the mirror or something. Or go to some sport. It could bring your confidence up.

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Honestly.. Get your act together... You don't look bad. really!
If you had the personality to go with it girls would fall for you.
I think I get ashamed because I try to find the right words to say but I can't find them, so I stumble, I go red but I must speak, I must say something, even though I don't know what to say! And If I don't do it an embarassing silence kills me...

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Slowly, ever so slowly, she ran her hand along the full length of his member. A spasm of excitement struck them both, and she quickened her pace. To their surprise, when the moment finally came (in a manner of speaking, wink, wink, nudge, nudge), the seed leapt into the air, landing mostly in his mouth. His groan of pleasure excited her more than the actual act had, and she knew that she had to prolong it.

She leaned in close to his ear, and said "Spit". Dutiful as always, he let himself dribble down his chin and unto his chest, where she used her nail to form it into the shape of an A surrounded by a circle.


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