AlienMagi therapy with couples -

Munch's Master · #61 08-06-2008, 05:52 AM

Ooh, a surprise? It better be big....

He never had a surprise for you FG, cause you never had anything for him. Gotta give as well as take. And me and Max know that.

***Wil*** · #62 08-06-2008, 05:53 AM

I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS, BM. You should know you fog things up. You always have. You spin me about. And now you come back into my life LIKE THIS.

Fuzzle Guy · #63 08-06-2008, 05:54 AM

You're still calling him Max...

Shame, I knew him as Big Wilie.

AlienMagi · #64 08-06-2008, 05:54 AM

Let's better make a thread about love - relationship problems shall we?

Wings of Fire · #65 08-06-2008, 05:54 AM

In conclusion; Alienmagi fails hard at critical thinking, Bullet Magnet wins epically, Fuzzle Guy is a whore and Max is with me now.

Kudos all of you, you made my afternoon.

Munch's Master · #66 08-06-2008, 05:55 AM

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You're still calling him Max...

Shame, I knew him as Big Wilie.

I've not gotten that far yet. I'm a bit afraid of commitment.

But thanks for letting me know that, I'm more comfortable with taking things faster now.

Fuzzle Guy · #67 08-06-2008, 05:56 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Gutted. He loves Wings of Fire... My Funbuddy.

Wacha gonna do now MM?

AlienMagi · #68 08-06-2008, 05:57 AM

Maxie, Fuzzle guy is telling you that he loves you dearly and he wil leave that mechskryhull or whatever that guy's name is...

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In conclusion; Alienmagi fails hard at critical thinking

My brain just exploded!

Munch's Master · #69 08-06-2008, 05:58 AM

Max?!! is this true? How could you, so soon? We didn't even get to our first night out!

Fuzzle Guy · #70 08-06-2008, 05:59 AM

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Maxie, Fuzzle guy is telling you that he loves you dearly and he wil leave that mechskryhull or whatever that guy's name is...

That wasn't half as romantic as I said it on MSN.

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Max?!! is this true? How could you, so soon? We didn't even get to our first night out!

He doesn't love you. Get over it.

***Wil*** · #71 08-06-2008, 06:00 AM

I… I… that was quite a while ago. Before we started seeing each other. Joe and I would get together, and I’d be upset because Fuzzle Guy is a dick, and he’d… make me relax. That stopped a while ago. I guess I still care for him, but I’m with you now, and that’s what I really care about.

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Maxie, Fuzzle guy is telling you that he loves you dearly and he wil leave that mechskryhull or whatever that guy's name is...

No, no, no, no! I’m not going back there! Some crap is best flushed entirely.

Munch's Master · #72 08-06-2008, 06:01 AM

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He doesn't love you. Get over it.

Easy for you to say, at least you got somewhere with him.

You have no idea what it's like to be lied to so quickly. Relationships are built on trust!

EDIT:

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I… I… that was quite a while ago. Before we started seeing each other. Joe and I would get together, and I’d be upset because Fuzzle Guy is a dick, and he’d… make me relax. That stopped a while ago. I guess I still care for him, but I’m with you now, and that’s what I really care about.

But, how can I be certain you won't still have feelings for him? You said it yourself, you still care for him! How do i know you won't cheat on me and break my heart?

Fuzzle Guy · #73 08-06-2008, 06:01 AM

Fuck you Wil. Fuck you.

AlienMagi · #74 08-06-2008, 06:02 AM

ODDWORLD NEWS:
Today we will talk about gay relationship problems
Max the Mug, Fuzzle guy, Munch's Master
Munch and Fuzzle are fighting for the whore: MAX

Fuzzle Guy · #75 08-06-2008, 06:04 AM

I think you have gay relationship problems. Maybe Max and I can help. We are very good at dealing with relationships.

AlienMagi · #76 08-06-2008, 06:05 AM

Sorry mrs. Fuzzle I thought you are a guy

MAX I'M NOT COUPLE THERAPIST

***Wil*** · #77 08-06-2008, 06:08 AM

He barely qualifies.

AlienMagi · #78 08-06-2008, 06:10 AM

Max I'm not having a couple therapy...

Munch's Master · #79 08-06-2008, 06:13 AM

But you said you'd make a thread about it, and this thread title denotes it as one.

Also, don't talk about my Max like that again.

***Wil*** · #80 08-06-2008, 06:14 AM

That’s it, AM. I’m leaving you.

AlienMagi · #81 08-06-2008, 06:15 AM

'Your' Max cheated on you.

What do you mean leaving me?

Fuzzle Guy · #82 08-06-2008, 06:15 AM

AlienMagi too! Damnit Max, you're worse than Cassanova.

Munch's Master · #83 08-06-2008, 06:15 AM

Who with? And what do you mean you're leaving AM, Max? You promised it was me, and only me!

AlienMagi · #84 08-06-2008, 06:17 AM

LoL this has gone too far
Max gave me a promisse ring so piss off you two :P

Wings of Fire · #85 08-06-2008, 07:03 AM

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I… I… that was quite a while ago. Before we started seeing each other. Joe and I would get together, and I’d be upset because Fuzzle Guy is a dick, and he’d… make me relax. That stopped a while ago. I guess I still care for him, but I’m with you now, and that’s what I really care about.

No, no, no, no! I’m not going back there! Some crap is best flushed entirely.

You left me in the time it took to eat breakfast? D=

LF New boyfriend.

Fuzzle Guy · #86 08-06-2008, 07:05 AM

Keep out of this you whore. We've got grown up problems.

AlienMagi · #87 08-06-2008, 08:59 AM

Sorry I was away for quite some time -> me and max had some fun :P

Fuzzle Guy · #88 08-06-2008, 09:08 AM

You dirty little alien. I thought you were Hobo's assistant.

Munch's Master · #89 08-06-2008, 09:11 AM

I...i can't this, Max lied to me, so soon.

FuzzleGuy, I need some consoling. You and i have similar expierences here, now.

used:) · #90 08-06-2008, 09:21 AM

My, this turd has grown quite a bit since last night.

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