if you owned rupturefarms what food and recipies would you make -

***Nate*** · #61 09-27-2006, 01:47 AM

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I do it like that all the time if several days or up to a week has passed.
I know it's not against the rules.

I know you know, My last post was directed at ANGRY ELEPHANT.

ON-TOPIC: Ummmm... pooh-burgers. With perhaps piglet relish.

Spirrow · #62 09-27-2006, 01:54 AM

Oh, I was addressing ANGRY ELEPHANT as well, not you, Nate.

Since when did you like to eat Disney products.

And Creepy Doc, what is "Gastric Juice"? It almost sound as crazy and delicious as Mountain Brew. (see far above for details)

Bullet Magnet · #63 09-27-2006, 03:49 AM

Mountain brew? Eww, urgh, that's disgusting.

Gimme a Scrab Juice.

Matriar · #64 09-28-2006, 01:18 AM

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Sausage juice. Yummy!

or

Gastric juice. Hmmm!

Hmm... tasty.

***Nate*** · #65 09-28-2006, 01:46 AM

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Since when did you like to eat Disney products.

I find it horrifying and insulting that you can say that. Beyond your lack of a question mark, there's the fact that you immediately associate Pooh with Disney, which can only mean that, poor unfortunate soul that you are, you are yet to read the wonderful stories by Mr. A.A. Milne.

And I have no problems with admitting that I just went to my own bookshelf to find The House at Pooh Corner to check the spelling of his name.

Spirrow · #66 09-28-2006, 02:28 AM

Well, you did add another word "piglet" to your post which would make the
thought pop up immediately, Nate.

Bullet Magnetburger:

Ingredients:

One Bullet Magnet

Use any resource that's not metal on Oddworld to chop and batter
his meat into raw burger meat.

Press, grill, and eat.

BEWARE: Do not use metal tools against him when he's alive. He may manipulate it with his magnetic powers and turn it against you.

***Nate*** · #67 09-28-2006, 04:28 AM

Eh, it was obviously a Winnie the Pooh reference. My objection was the Disneyfication of a wonderfully British brand.

Bullet Magnet · #68 09-28-2006, 04:40 AM

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Bullet Magnetburger:

Ingredients:

One Bullet Magnet

Use any resource that's not metal on Oddworld to chop and batter
his meat into raw burger meat.

Press, grill, and eat.

Heh heh. I was wondering when I would get my come-uppance for eating Ninjaxe.

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BEWARE: Do not use metal tools against him when he's alive. He may manipulate it with his magnetic powers and turn it against you.

And how!

I taste best flame grilled!

Spirrow · #69 09-28-2006, 07:46 AM

(stares up at BM's head hanging from the wall)

HEY! Your not supposed to be talking. Shut your trap.

(fires metal bullets at his head)
_____________

Let's just say your head was severed but you were still alive. That's just plain crazy.

Bullet Magnet · #70 09-28-2006, 10:06 AM

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll shut up then.

Spirrow · #71 09-28-2006, 01:54 PM

Dah, you were supposed to send the bullets flying back towards me.
And then I'd pull Nate up front and...well you get the point.

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #72 10-01-2006, 11:40 AM

Roast Spirrow
Ingredients:One Spirrow
Take the spirrow and smother it with a pillow.Cut it's head of and roast the body.Cover in sauce and serve.

Mmmmmmmmm Spirrow

Bullet Magnet · #73 10-15-2006, 03:01 AM

I wrote this lovely whistle-blower transcript on the paramite pie recipe thread, but while I was writing, Max closed it. Ah well. Here it is, in all it's disgusting, too-much-information glory.

Well, they call them "homestyle" but that is clearly a ruse. The Paramite Pies they make at Rupture Farms are not like the ones I would make at home.

Firstly, I suspect there is very little paramite in the pies. Probably not more than five percent. After all, supply is limited, and I don't think that it could keep up with demand, or thae actual number of pies they churn out. The rest is probably filler, perhaps grisle and marrowbone, slogmeat (the general public aversion to slogmeat is a clear indicator that it is probably present in the RF Novelty Meat Products), and , let's face it, the odd clumsy slig and mudokon.

Now this is where the Magog Cartel's links with the Vykkers Conglomerate are invaluable. Expect pies (in fact, all their products) to be chock full of Vykkers crap. Baby Chow, Gum Rot, probably Butt Flo, and Odd knows what else are loaded into RF products. This preserves the "food", not so that the khanzumer can keep it stored for a long time, but so that the Glukkons can sell it to them, no matter how old it is. It could also be part of a conspiracy to get them addicted to the pies, and to the Vykkers additives.

Now, the gravy... let's not even go there. Nope. No way.

The pastry probably has the least hideous secrets of all. Your basic pastry, glazed with honey from the bees' nests. Oh, and a disturbingly high mercury content.

Yup. RF's secrets are out, and now RF is out to get me. Just count yourselves lucky I didn't tell you about the scrab cakes! Or the Meech Munchies. Or *shudders* the "Elum Chubs". come to think of it, the Mudokon Pops were probably the healthiest product being sold. Well, not for the mudokons, obviously...

mitsur · #74 10-15-2006, 09:07 AM

This would probably make the health teacher at my high school faint

Well, what could I make? I have the perfect one for you guys.

Glow-signal Cake
Perfect for sending secret messages to relatives stuck in jail!

Ingredients:
Basic cake mix
Chocolate
Fireflys (only the ones from Rupture farms stock yards!)
Firefly training skills
A heat-proof plastic bag

Procedure
First, spend your time training the fireflys to form a message of your choice when you chant. Next, actually tell them the message. Recommended ones are escape plans, how to make a weapon, or tips on keeping 'Bubba' off your ass. Then, when they have it down, cover them in the heat-proof bag. Make the chocolate cake mix. Pour into huge pan, putting bag with fireflys in halfway into pouring. Then cook the cake, and deliver it to the relative, whispering for them to chant when the guards aren't looking! Whamo! A secret way to send messages to friends!

magic9mushroom · #75 10-22-2006, 09:57 PM

But if they can chant, can't they just possess?

Spirrow · #76 10-29-2006, 02:57 AM

Ah, Bullet Magnet, I thought for a moment you were suggesting Paramite
Pies were loaded with vykkers' deposits. And I catch your drift about using
products like Butt Flo in the food. It not only is a simply way of loading the pies
easier, but there aren't much ways to sue RF if you don't have constant
loads of crappa gushing from your arse and a case of gum disease in your mouth.

Don't forget, Mitsur, chanting and the forming of fireflies in the game made an awful lot of noise. Just the same as one might give a
plastic with word fireflies-you can also give a small slip of paper.

Meanwhile a small list:

Paramite Pasta. Small baked chunks of paramite mixed with saucy noodles.

Paramite Paste. It's the all new portable paramite in a tube.

Fleech Flubber. Chews like rubber.

Scrabbits. Ground up bloody scrab flesh boiled in hot water for hours until dissolved.
A flavorful drink.

ODD-BOD · #77 11-01-2006, 03:02 AM

scrambled scrab legs mixed with liquidised mudokon arms with a paramite steak stuffed with steef. with meep gravy.

Admiral Pelaeon · #78 11-18-2006, 09:02 AM

Rupture Farms? RF is quite unprofitable, it's a large stinking pile of scrape so I would probably sell it off and organize smth new... and with professional employees instead of mudokon slaves.

Spirrow · #79 11-18-2006, 10:47 AM

RuptureFarms is profitable, or how else would they have chewed out the paramites and scrabs that much as to wipe them to the brink of extinction?
Afterall, Abe did happen to say in the beginning of AO that it was the "biggest" meat processing plant on Oddworld. But that doesn't mean
it's the only one on Oddworld.

Which reminds me on a new product:

Bullet Boyz Double Steef and Cheese Subs. Addictive.

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Roast Spirrow
Ingredients:One Spirrow
Take the spirrow and smother it with a pillow.Cut it's head of and roast the body.Cover in sauce and serve.

Mmmmmmmmm Spirrow

And I'll never wondering if it was the right time for me to get come-uppance
for eating Bullet Boy. How did you know I was a bird, Angry Elephant?

Bullet Magnet · #80 11-19-2006, 12:36 PM

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Rupture Farms? RF is quite unprofitable, it's a large stinking pile of scrape so I would probably sell it off and organize smth new... and with professional employees instead of mudokon slaves.

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RuptureFarms is profitable, or how else would they have chewed out the paramites and scrabs that much as to wipe them to the brink of extinction?
Afterall, Abe did happen to say in the beginning of AO that it was the "biggest" meat processing plant on Oddworld. But that doesn't mean
it's the only one on Oddworld.

The good Admiral just wants to integrate Oddworld into the Galactic Empire.

Spirrow · #81 11-20-2006, 04:55 AM

Yeah, right. Well, I don't want to.

Hot Slogs. Just a little bit of retch-up and digested custard on top.

Munch's Master · #82 11-26-2006, 03:42 AM

What would I cook at RuptureFarms? 5 words: Arthur's Special of the Day.
If you want to know the recipe, see W@RF v.6 for details or see below:
Take some assorted vegetables, 2 Opples, some minced up Meep meat, and a pan full of water. Chop up the vegetables, and mix everything up in the wtaer pan and heat it. Sprinkle in some salt and pepper, then serve up within running distance of a latrine, unless you happen to be an Intern, in which case, enjoy.

Shrykull Portal · #83 12-13-2006, 06:31 AM

Slig Kebabs! Take some Slig face-tentacles, a slig's arm and maybe a tail and place on a good ol' skewer.

Replica Meech Munchies, use Fleechs instead of Meeches! They sound similar, therefore they must taste similiar (in some twisted view of reality)

Spirrow · #84 12-14-2006, 04:06 AM

Hmmm, I'm kind of running out of ideas now but I'll tell you a nonsense
one I created a few months ago:

Glukk Smuck.

Just like Smucker's jam. Basically glukkon jam.

Abe16 · #85 12-14-2006, 06:55 AM

Take the great taste of Paramite pie and take it's filling.
Then, grab a few Scrab cakes and also take out it's yummy treat inside.
Now, head over to Necrum and collect some Slurg juice.
Also, cut off some fleech tongues. Be careful!

Now, get a stirring bowl and pour the filling inside. Add a few drops of slurg juice and start stirring. Mix until you get a green coloring. Then, take your fleech tongues, dip them in Paramite batter and then drop them in your bowl. Start mixing again, and then careful roll into balls then put them on a glass plate. Put your Scrab Cake yummies into it and bake for about 2 min.

Take out of the oven and enjoy: Scaramiteecheslurgs... yeah. Kinda like a brownie.