When the Great Zombie Uprising finally occurs, what's your weapon of choice?

[Loup Garou]

Hmm Zombies eh? Well I can kill the zombies with two things:
1 - Since my name is Loup Garou (french for werewolf) I'd transform myself inte the awsome shape of the werewolf and then....you know what happends! And if it doesn't work?
2 - I'll grab me shield,me axe, me knifes and then I'll just go Beserk, like my ancestor, the Vikings and pray to Oden that I'll kill as many as possible before I fall.
Or something like that. But I'll surely go beserk...ROOOAAARR hehehe

[the brew master]

right.......you do that

[WiLL the Wander]

I used the piramyd head's great... knife, slow but deadly or I used a dead hungarian singer that I hated him called Zámbo Jimmy cuz he is uglyer than the zombies and the zombies dead...

[the brew master]

hahahahaha.........thats so true

[Al the Glukkon]

Well if u were going 2 be infected by some sort of zombie virus, then u would need to be dead anyway... unless the virus was the thing that killed u THEN turned u into a zombie. Anyone who has played Resident Evil should understand that consept.

I thought the T-virus did both those things

[Lucipher]

A samurai sword! That way you can cut through the zombie hoardes non stop without running out of anything like ammo for example. But if I wanted a gun I'll just give fez a call.

[Majic]

Once of those hollow, plastic baseball bats. Just for the satisfaction of being able to bop them in the head repeatedly. And then a real baseball bat, because I think smashing a head in without hesitation would be so cool.

[TheRaisin]

Ooh, a samurai sword, otherwise known as a katana. Good choice. We could make an unstoppable team: me with my supercool ninja wristblades, and you with your deadly, shiny samurai katana. Bwa ha ha ha. My mind reels with the possibilities...

[Majic]

You forgot me. With the plastic baseball bat Tell me. TELL ME you wouldn't like to see me bopping zombies on the head, with rage and fury, only to no affect.

[TheRaisin]

Ummm sure Majic, sounds great. You know what would be really funny though? One of those foam-rubber psychotherapy bats. I would love to see you face down a hoarde of zombies with just one of those little harmless foam bats. Hee hee hee. I can just imagine you as your Mr. T avatar, whacking zombies into submission with your little therapy bat. Or attempting to, anyway. Heh. Heh heh heh. Eeh hee hee hee hee, ah hahahahahahahahaaaaa! BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAHHHH!!!! *wheeze*

Mmmmmyep.

[Lucipher]

Ooh, a samurai sword, otherwise known as a katana. Good choice. We could make an unstoppable team: me with my supercool ninja wristblades, and you with your deadly, shiny samurai katana. Bwa ha ha ha. My mind reels with the possibilities...

Actually... Katana is Japanese for sword, so a katana is a sword not a samrai sword.

[TheRaisin]

Oooooh really? Wow, that's news to me. Still, isn't that what they're called? I mean, specifically the samurai swords? They have to have some kind of name for them. I've always heard them referred to simply as katanas. ... I don't know as much as I wish I knew. Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit.

[Lucipher]

Oooooh really? Wow, that's news to me. Still, isn't that what they're called? I mean, specifically the samurai swords? They have to have some kind of name for them. I've always heard them referred to simply as katanas. ... I don't know as much as I wish I knew. Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit.

Okay then m8. Gather round children! A samurai sword or "katana" is forged by something to do with white hot mud that it's baked in and then some other things but the steel in the blade is folded up to 400 times! Making an almost invincible sword and when it is swung at someones helmet for example, the blade hits it and the flexable blade bends back and using the kinetic energy, the blade goes straight and cuts through the helmet and cuts the person clean in half without shattering the razor sharp edge like any other sword. So now you know a bit more!

[TheRaisin]

Well thank you. Actually I was referring simply to the names of Japanese weapons, but that was some pretty cool sh*t you just laid down.

[the brew master]

i have three samurai swords.......there not real of course......but there still pretty cool

[ANN NEELY]

My weapons of choice:
A nice hard stick. They've never failed me.
Food processer/blender, whatever I have on hand.
Cafeteria Food, it can kill a T-Rex.

[Shinjara]

Once of those hollow, plastic baseball bats. Just for the satisfaction of being able to bop them in the head repeatedly.

LoL! Majic, thats hilarious. I can just imagine it.

On topic, I think I'd just use a long blade, similiar to Sephiroth's Masamune. Just slice the zombies heads clean off

[Cyber-Slig]

Tons of rotten chocolate milk cartons with the lids open....Thats enough to kill anybody!When I looked at my rotten milk I thought someone had been sick in it!

[TheRaisin]

ROFL, school food. That would work well. I haven't eaten school lunch two days or more in a row since like... the second grade. One day during second grade, I just looked at this disgusting so-called "food" in front of me and thought, more or less, "Why am I eating this crap?" And I have not eaten school lunch on a regular basis since. It is disgusting, ill-prepared, cheap, and completely lacking in nutritional value. SCHOOL IS EVIL, REBEL!!!!!!!!

[Lucipher]

HEAR! HEAR! I know how to incenerate an entire building at my school if I wanted to.

[Loup Garou]

Maybe I exaggerated a bit, here's what I'm going to do
Sit in a corner and wet my pants and shout like a ten-year old schoolgirl, with my boots as a weapon.

[Lucipher]

A good lit fart should do the trick! Mine are more deadly than America's entire nuke supply!

[Facsimile]

Oh gawd, more fart jokes. This forum is going downhill...

[Cyber-Slig]

who cares?its old and aging.And in america do you have to eat school food?I feel sorry for ya mate.I just bring a packed lunch with me

[Sekto Springs]

who cares?its old and aging.And in america do you have to eat school food?I feel sorry for ya mate.I just bring a packed lunch with me

America's a free country (which is one BIG mistake). We can eat whatever we want, I eat Box-o-noodles every day--and let me tell you--it's better than meatloaf surprise.

[racla]

Is America really a free country? Is any country really a free country?

"From the typical philosophical point of view, no one is really free from anything. Our feelings enslave us to commit acts against social taboos that are extensions of the religious beliefs that have shaped society, because these moral codes present ideals that many cannot achieve on a regular basis. Therefore, these taboos are scorned in contempt, because they can't be practically applied to each and every individual, due to each individual's values, needs, and/or upbringing.....

As long as society continues to condone laws that inconvenience the lives of many and improve the standing of few, no one will ever be free. Those who support the laws will continue to thrive on them for their well-being, while those who are against the laws, or the supporters of the laws, will be powerless to challenge them because of the strength of these individuals. So, no matter what you do, you're powerless to your own selfish whims, or your inability to challenge a system that doesn't embrace your well- being." (Quoted from a Article)

Back to the main topic, i would kill zombies using a chinese rope dart and systematically pull their spinal cords out by launching it straight through their torso.

[Killa_47]

When zombies come, (if that would ever happen, seriously!) i would use an axe, and a shotgun.

[a flock of seagulls]

ok, now if ive learned anything from madness combat, its that zombies can take a shot or two, but id grab a couple knifes from the kitchen, id use the big plastic lid for one of the box i have, and mabye my home made sythe, been wanting to use that for a while. and mabye something to use as a staff/walking stick, like the metal pole neo used in the matrix reloaded. or mabye i'd just let em bite me, turn into one , and take em all on. oh wait... zombies have bassically no intelligance .

[WiLL the Wander]

Well, the zombies didn't had brains, so I give them my friend's brain! That will kill them!

[Cyber-Slig]

theres one thing that creeps out and scares anyman......the gays.....Get a gay zombie and watch the other zombies run in fear! If not that Id get a predator Disc