Sex Toys #2 -

***Nate*** · #61 03-16-2010, 07:03 PM

I've seen bigger. It's a nice colour though.

Wings of Fire · #62 03-16-2010, 07:06 PM

How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

This is the best one in my collection. I call her Hime.

Gwan-Thwei · #63 03-16-2010, 07:08 PM

Short for Hymen. LOL just kidding.
Umm, about the purple dildo HOLY CRAP THAT'S HUGE!
Another thing i didn't get about sex toys, what's the deal with the ass beads? I mean I know that they're for stimulation and all that but really?

Wings of Fire · #64 03-16-2010, 07:10 PM

Actually I've been meaning to get myself some anal beads. I need to be prepared if I want to go both ways with my next sexual partner.

Strike Witch · #65 03-16-2010, 07:12 PM

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How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

This is the best one in my collection. I call her Hime.

Mine's cooler.

Gwan-Thwei · #66 03-16-2010, 07:12 PM

Just looked up something really wierd...it's a machine that sucks your dick. WTF is with these things today?

Emesdee · #67 03-16-2010, 09:38 PM

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How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

She looks like she's made of clay.

Sekto Springs · #68 03-17-2010, 03:03 AM

Yeah, neither of those are actually blow-up dolls.

AlienMagi · #69 03-17-2010, 05:18 AM

I'm still more into dildoes

MeechMunchie · #70 03-17-2010, 12:49 PM

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Dil Does

The less successful sequel to Simon Says...

Sekto Springs · #71 03-17-2010, 02:40 PM

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The less successful sequel to Simon Says...

Ha!

Pilot · #72 03-18-2010, 09:40 AM

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I'm still more into dildoes

No you're not.

AlienMagi · #73 03-18-2010, 10:25 AM

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No you're not.

Yes, I am

MA · #74 03-18-2010, 10:40 AM

no, you really aren't. you're playing to appeal.

Wings of Fire · #75 03-18-2010, 11:35 AM

Dildos are still more into me.

Pilot · #76 03-18-2010, 01:26 PM

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Dildos are still more into me.

OH!

Gwan-Thwei · #77 03-18-2010, 02:24 PM

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Nemo · #78 03-19-2010, 02:01 AM

The grips are hard as fuck to clean, though.

***Alcar*** · #79 03-19-2010, 05:33 AM

Pussy. That's tiny.

Alcar...

Nemo · #80 03-19-2010, 05:37 AM

Gets the job done.

Which is more than I can say about you.

Pilot · #81 03-19-2010, 07:18 AM

Well now, I don't think they make hairbrushes with horsecock-sized handles... give 'im a break!

Ridg3 · #82 03-19-2010, 12:32 PM

I think OddJobAbe might like to join in this conversation with what he thinks is the best female stimulator...

OddjobAbe · #83 03-19-2010, 12:39 PM

Fuck you, you odious little blighter.

Ridg3 · #84 03-19-2010, 12:41 PM

I knew it would be a matter of time before you ventured in this thread.

Gwan-Thwei · #85 03-20-2010, 01:49 PM

I think it was just a joke, I mean, inserting a hairbrush ANYWHERE would be pretty darn painful, I mean, just look at all those bristles!
And also, I can see my icon on the screen. Smiley Face!

I know this has nothing to do with toys, but I just thought that this was really wierd....did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?

Pilot · #86 03-20-2010, 01:54 PM

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did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?

No, I didn't.

Gwan-Thwei · #87 03-20-2010, 02:16 PM

I saw it on some information site (i can't remember what one) but it showed a pic to show they weren't bluffing. Yeah, it's gross, but pleasure is pleasure, right?

enchilado · #88 03-20-2010, 03:11 PM

I would not put my mouth anywhere near my own genitalia.

Ridg3 · #89 03-20-2010, 03:29 PM

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I would not put my mouth anywhere near my own genitalia.

I would. It's still masturbation if you do it to yourself, mind you I'd wash it first, but you still wouldn't be gay for doing it.

***Nate*** · #90 03-20-2010, 04:41 PM

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I think it was just a joke, I mean, inserting a hairbrush ANYWHERE would be pretty darn painful, I mean, just look at all those bristles!

Erm... wrong end. And I admit that I may have tried out a hairbrush or two, back in the day.

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I know this has nothing to do with toys, but I just thought that this was really wierd....did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?

Yes. In fact, I know a guy who claims he can do it.