work at the slig barracks

[slogster]

a ton off sligs have been killed by the fuzzles when a ton of reinforcements come to save the sligs
mudh f**k theyve got us traped
sean:not if i know wat to do
a few fuzzles are ripping apart one big bro
sean: but i still need keith to make it work
ross,abe&munch:keith is f**king dead
sean has being shot by a blitz paker
sean unleashs a charge of energy and rips the sligs apart then he drops dead
munchh f**k
abe:yes i second that
ross:me 2

[Hobo]

**New Character**
Name: Pollo
Race: Big Bro Leader
Sex: Male
History: Is the leader of the slig resistance which is a group of sligs who fight against glukkons and often work with native muds.

Pollo and his group are running towards the barracks, they plan to cut off the reinforcments. A few sligs in Pollos group are up ahead sniping away any reinforcements.

[slogster]

hobo can we get this war over with i really think it dosant suit the rpg
anyway:

bobh my god a peice of news has just come in*sad music comes on*i can reveal aslac has died in hospital today cos a
mud framed to be a docter and he killed aslac

*sean switchs off the tv*
sean:we never orded a mud to kill aslac i think some ones makin plans
behind my back

[Fuzzle Guy]

On my website, you ca type in your name and it will come out with your new mudokon name, so I am using that.

name:Chibble
species: Bigbro slig (They are in the slig Barraks(I hope)(Well if I'm hired there will be!))
age: 199
intrests: crushing mudokons.

As scrabs are my favorate, I am not going to wrestle or kill them!

Thanks.

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Slig barracks all the way baby!

[Zach Roy Wilson]

name:Tyson the Warrior
species:Hyper-slig
age:25
sex:machine-male
interests:Killing all the regular sligs and collecting the strongest to fight aside him and rule the world and have the capital city be Necrum as well as absorbing the Mudokons' energy.
Things I hate:Animals, Mudokons (especially Abe), Glukkons, weak Sligs, Vykkers (even though they re-built 'im), Interns, well just about all the inhabitants except strong Sligs.

[slogster]

ok u 2 r hired now welcome aboured
ok we need a new boss cos aslac died
i dont know wat to name him so u lot can make one

[Hobo]

Ross is sitting in the bosses office when three slogs burst through the door, they instantly slap handcuffs on him and lock him in the tighetest jail in Magog.

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Ty goes to kill the weakest and happiest Slig.

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Ty chokes Abe into the steel ground,"I got you now you blue s.o.b. lol!"

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Ty forces all the Sligs to make him king,"Or you die!" he warns them,"I was created to kill and I do a good job @ doin' it!" he makes the Sligs start killing the Gluks and Muds,"LOL!" Next he starts a conquest on the Slig Barracks,"I am king! Lol!" Soon Blocks 0-5 are under his control,"Lol!"he will continue later on...

[Hobo]

Originally posted by Zach Roy Wilson
Ty forces all the Sligs to make him king,"Or you die!" he warns them,"I was created to kill and I do a good job @ doin' it!" he makes the Sligs start killing the Gluks and Muds,"LOL!" Next he starts a conquest on the Slig Barracks,"I am king! Lol!" Soon Blocks 0-5 are under his control,"Lol!"he will continue later on...

((ooc: This is total RUBBISH! you obviosly haven't read the previous pages and worst of all , it makes no sence, people in real life don't actually say LOL))

[Zach Roy Wilson]

Originally posted by hobo
((ooc: This is total RUBBISH! you obviosly haven't read the previous pages and worst of all , it makes no sence, people in real life don't actually say LOL))

Well that's fine what you think...but apparently...I DON'T CARE!!

[Hobo]

((OOC:Use OOC for out of character writing))

[slogster]

ooc))since aslac died is this war over wat we aiming for the leader was killed ok ok i just got the point of the war......i think
ok this rpg could continue to be the training of a group of sligs
well its a sugetion that ok why dont we let the administers decide wat the furture of this rpg

[Reptile]

can i join? heres my characters........

-------First-------
Name: Forder
Species: Slig
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Interests: Sleeping and not paying attention
Hates: Been interupted during his sleeping period


----Second----
Name: Joe
Species: Slig
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Interests: Playing the guitar and hitting muds
Hates: Dinner and outer missions


Joe: Hey sir, were ready for orders aren't we Forder......Forder?......FORDER!!!!

*Forder wakes up*

Forder: Do you mind, i was having a good dream, this better be important!

Joe: Well? are we hired?

[slogster]

ooc))okay im tired today i got my tests next week and ill be lucky if ill be on ok any ways

*new charecter*
name:danny
species: an unstopible half robotic paramite
age:100,0000,000,000,00000 years old
intrests:killing sligs,slogs,gluks,vykers and fleechs
hates:industrial machines cos a group of sligs killed its parnts and almost killed it
sex:unknown

danny is walking round necrum when a bunch of super sligs come raceing for him

danny: u think u can defeat me?

[Reptile]

*Joe and the other sligs see danny*

Joe: frickin paramites! move out of the way or i'll vaporise you, you little freakazoid!

Slig#2: Good one boss

*Slig#2 gets blown to peaces

Mystero Slig: haha, your all gonna die now

--Third--

Name: Zack
Species: Slig
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Likes: Helping wildlife
Hates: Threatening sligs


Zack: you punks back away

Joe: Shoot im!!

*The sligs shoot zack but miss

*Joe hits a slig and he flys away

Joe: Idiots! Cover me!

Slig#63: Sure

*Zack helps danny to safety

Joe: poo brain!

Slig#375: Got im in my sights

Joe: no, there not going anywhere, that paramite will give us a fortune! tell aslac or whoevers in charge that we'll catch it tommorow night, then we'll see..

Slig#375: and the traitor?

Joe: Catch him and feed him to the slogs!

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(Meanwhile, 3 Mudarchers are questioning a slig)

Mudarcher1: Where is aslac?

Slig: never!

Mudarcher3: WHERE'S ASLAC!

Slig: go to hell

Mudarcher2: Lets keep him here, i doubt aslac and the others will find him

[slogster]

occ))aslac is freckan dead ok aslac 2,s takein over

new charcter
name:aslac 2
species:well half scrab half slig
age:25
likes:money
hates:abe


aslac2:wat (wakes up from a nap)

(aslac2 looks over at the slig and mudarcher3)

aslac2:wat in the world r u 2 doing???
----meanwhile----
ooc))danny has a device to make his voice understandeble

danny:thanks...........slig from hevan

(sean is wandering round the ruins of rapture farms)

sean:darn abe i hate him he destroyed my darn home
i must kill him on my next chance i will have my revenge on the freken fool for killing my parents for killing my frends
and for killing my slog!!!
ooc))reptile your hired

[Reptile]

((occ thanks)

Zack: It's my job

---manwhile---


mudarcher3: dont move aslac2! i have a spooce bow and i aint afraid to use it

*the tyed up slig cuts his rope with his nails

Slig: (yay)

*the slig hits the mudarcher over the head*

Slig: look look! i killed a mudarcher! aint that special

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*theres a rumbling sound*

Zack: whats that?

*10000 slogs are racing for danny and zack

Zack: hope you got ure running shoes on!

[slogster]

*danny stares at zack and turns to the slogs chanting some tribel nonesense*

danny:zack you get a head start ill catch up after i have these slogs for tea

*danny breaths out some poisnius gas at the slogs*

*sean charges round the barracks after a sad vist to his former home*

seangrowling)weres that abe ill knock his bloock off!!!

*abe runs into sean*
abeww!!!
sean:there u r time to die u blue basted!!!
*abe drop kicks sean*
abe:take a chill pill man

[Reptile]

heres my next character

Name: Drope
Species: big bro slig
Age: he forgot
sex: male
likes: blitzpackers
hates: abe and scrubs

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*Drope looks at sean and abe

Drope: muahahahaha!! i got em now! freeze, slig move out of the way or i'll put you in a recycler!

*Drope points his gun at abe and watches sean

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*Zack runs on and stops*

Zack: wait! danny! where???

Zack: gas is too thick

*Sligs appear*

Slig#573: freeze or i'll blow your head off

*Forder, slig of lazyness appears*

Forder: hey mister slig! aslac2, or is it 524? oh well, your comin with us* pulls out a snuzi*

Zack: Are you transforming into an intern?

*the sligs laugh at forder*

Forder: Shhhhhhhhh

*Forder nods his head, and a big bro knocks him out*

BigBro: Good night, dont let the evil paramites bite!

Forder: wait here till the gas clears, then we'll get that paramite

*sligs drag zack away*

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Slig: so aslac2, i guess you are um....*nervously cause hes a scrab too* heh, going to put me to Lance Corporal??

[slogster]

*danny dives on to forder from behind*
danny: dont make me destroy u, u little rat
*sean is still knocked out of abes blasting feet*
abeh lets sing for the poor creture
*abe starts to posse sean*
*sean gets up and punchs abe before the posseing was completed*
sean:im becomeing weaker by the minute i think im loseing my strength!!!!
well ill kill munch weres munch??
ooc))hey ppl weres munch rite now??????
chapter7/i think or is it 6??????????
death trial

[Reptile]

*Forder puts his hands on his head*

Forder: pleeeeeeeeez! dont hurt me! *reaches for a snoozi slowly* i-i wouldn't hurt you *points the gun at dannys head* gotcha!

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Zack: where-where am i? *hanging upside down above slogs* aaaaaaah!!!

Joe: hehehe, well traitor, prepare to die!!!

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*Drope aims gun at abe*

Drope: bye bye you blue b*stard!!! *fires*

[slogster]

sean:woh woh woh time out !!!!!!!!!
abe is mine and mine only
*sean swallows the bullet then he pulls out a paint ball gun*
*sean turns shoots abe and turns to drope*
sean:why suffer a death of history drope when u can join me in my victory to rule over the whole of oddword................well..........think about it hot shot
sean turns and runs after aslac 2

aslac2 turns and is dragged into a fuzzle hut by munch
munch: hello again!!!!!..........wait your not aslac
aslac2:corection im not the one and only aslac im the clone of that fool im aslac 2 and u my frend are......argh!!!!!!! get of my legs u fuzzles
munch:he he i love u fuzzles when u do that
*danny is stareing at forder*
dannylese ill do anythiong u want honestly
*dannys friends are behind forder*
paramite1:get that slig hes gona kill the holy paramite of our times
paramite2k *dives on forders back and howls for fleechs and scrabs to help take down the slig

[Reptile]

Forder: aaaaaaaaaaah!


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Drope: Hmmm..maybe....no. yeah, ok*want me to kill him anywayz?*

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Zack: *upside down* your an animal!

Joe: Little.......

Slig#538: Sir!

Joe: what!

Slig#538: munch has got aslac2!!

Joe: damn! Automatic, bye

*Zack is slowly towed down as the slig and joe go

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[slogster]

new charcter
name:mason
species:slog
gender:unknown
hates:unknown
likes:unknown
age:unknown
mason:get of the slig
we all love sligs we mus save sligs
all the slogs:yes sire
*the slogs back away from zack*
mason:excellant

----------meanwhile-----------
*frank is being revived yet again*
frank:yes im back and im stronger than ever
meanwhile in the train station
new charcters
name: gofey
sligs name:fred

fred:boss were here
gofey:most excellant

[Reptile]

Zackk, could you slogs get me down, m'kay?

---------(ooc:since forder died, i'll add a new character)

name: Travis
species: Vykker
age: unknown (a potion which keeps him alive)
sex: bi-sexual
intersests: fuzzles
hates: big bros

--------back in a sec---------

Drope: i rule myself! *walks off*

*Travis runs in*

Travis: oh dear, that big bro wasn't supposed to go off! *looks at sean* oh another one! *takes sean to the lab and pin him down* now just relax! *gets sawbones*

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Joe: Well?

Slig#538: In there!

*sees munch, aslac2 and fuzzles

Joe: freeze!!!

[slogster]

sean:wat r u doing to me????????
turnig me into a big bro god u wont have a chance!!!!!!!!!
*thinks*oh god ross were is he we havent seen him in ages
*looks at a computer screem that shows ross in a room full of muds and a ton of sleepping scrabs
sean:bloddy hell!!!!!!!!

*sean busts out the chains and grabs the vyker*
sean:now we will make a deal ill give u a ton of fuzzles if u help me ok????

meanwhile
mason:get him down.........NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the slogs get zack down into the pit*
mason we must rescue the sligs a slig named ty is killing them he claims to be the lord of the sligs darn it he only cares a bout strong sligs he hates the weak(kinda like me really)

[Reptile]

Zack: ok, be on the lookout for a robotic paramite, lets go!

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Joe: theres munch! kill him!

Slig#538: sure thing! freeze!!!

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Travis: well, ok, what do you want me to do?