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Pilot · #**781** 06-11-2009, 09:25 PM

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Haven't a clue. Hopefully, she couldn't here me over the bed springs. But that's wishful thinking.

Want a silentfuck? Get a Tempur-Pedic, no springs.

It's a space-age.... miracle..... something mattress that absorbs farts admirably.

Punch it and it hurts your fist.... which will probably be other places anyway.

Anonyman! · #**782** 06-12-2009, 05:02 AM

Psh. Whatever. I'll take arthritis.

Dixanadu · #**783** 06-12-2009, 04:12 PM

If you feel stupid moaning someone's name, imagine the entire, "Oh yeah! Take it bitch, oooh you like that!"

I...could never say that...

***Alcar*** · #**784** 06-12-2009, 07:01 PM

But it's such a derogatory turn-on!

Alcar...

Pilot · #**785** 06-12-2009, 08:49 PM

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But it's such a derogatory turn-on!

Alcar...

Yes, it can be.

***Alcar*** · #**786** 06-12-2009, 08:57 PM

That, and "Oh, you're so tight!".

Alcar...

Pilot · #**787** 06-12-2009, 09:04 PM

Couldn't resist, could you?

I just get, "Oh, you're so big!"

***Alcar*** · #**788** 06-12-2009, 10:08 PM

Ah, the subtle differences between seme and uke.

Alcar...

Pilot · #**789** 06-12-2009, 10:15 PM

Seme out of circumstantial happenstance.

Uke at heart.

It's all good.

Anonyman! · #**790** 06-13-2009, 07:59 AM

UKULELE

TO EVERYONE OUT THERE

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT UKULELE'S AND THEIR SIZES

REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE

OddjobAbe · #**791** 06-13-2009, 08:24 AM

Funnily enough, I only think of Tiny Tim when I hear "uke" anyway. To me, a uke is a ukelele. And I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Pilot · #**792** 06-13-2009, 08:28 AM

Is Funnily even a word? Funnelly?

Answered my own question; Firefox didn't underline the word when I typed it.

*delete post*

OANST · #**793** 06-13-2009, 08:37 AM

Funnily enough, Ghost has so assaulted this forum weeabooiness, that even I now fucking know what seme and uke is. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, woman.

Mac Sirloin · #**794** 06-13-2009, 09:20 AM

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Funnily enough, Ghost has so assaulted this forum weeabooiness, that even I now fucking know what seme and uke is. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, woman.

This is why learning disabilities kick ass. You don't remember shoes.

Voodoo Hand · #**795** 06-13-2009, 10:00 AM

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Ah, the subtle differences between seme and uke.

Alcar...

What`s subtle about it ?

One is pitching and one is catching.

Pilot · #**796** 06-13-2009, 10:23 AM

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What`s subtle about it ?

One is pitching and one is catching.

Oh for christ sake...

Dixanadu · #**797** 06-13-2009, 11:38 AM

It puzzles me which would be better... Oh, think of the fun.

***Alcar*** · #**798** 06-14-2009, 06:45 AM

In related news, the doctor says I'm fine and that I can start ploughing through my usual rate of new men each week.

Alcar...

Anonyman! · #**799** 06-14-2009, 08:09 AM

Congratulations. Heheh. Ploughing.

Pilot · #**800** 06-14-2009, 10:51 AM

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In related news, the doctor says I'm fine and that I can start ploughing through my usual rate of new men each week.

Alcar...

Usually I'd tell a friend to "Stay Loose"... but in this situation it would have the wrong implication.

Keep livin' life free and easy dude.

/surferbum

abe is now! · #**801** 06-14-2009, 12:01 PM

What do you mean for ploughing?

OddjobAbe · #**802** 06-14-2009, 12:27 PM

Fucking. Shagging. Banging. Or more formally, sexual intercourse.

MA · #**803** 06-14-2009, 12:28 PM

i can never tell if AIN is putting it on or not. in a joking way.

OddjobAbe · #**804** 06-14-2009, 12:28 PM

Neither can I. I have feeling that he was.

***Alcar*** · #**805** 06-14-2009, 02:47 PM

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Usually I'd tell a friend to "Stay Loose"... but in this situation it would have the wrong implication.

Keep livin' life free and easy dude.

/surferbum

Considering I was there for that very reason... yes.

Alcar...

Pilot · #**806** 06-14-2009, 03:38 PM

So how are you doing it there in the big city Pete? Do you have a little black book of numbers you call when you're feeling randy and go down the list, or do you just go out with friends and simply expect that a fuck or a gangbang or whatever is going to be involved?

***Alcar*** · #**807** 06-14-2009, 08:02 PM

I have a separate mobile that is fondly known as the Sex Line to my friends, which acts as my little black book

Alcar...

Voodoo Hand · #**808** 06-15-2009, 01:38 AM

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I have a separate mobile that is fondly known as the Sex Line to my friends, which acts as my little black book

Alcar...

Hmm , a different twist for the term Phone Sex.